24 December 2006

What to Say When You Receive a Christmas Gift That you Dont Like

I am sure every year you sure got receive one or a few christmas gift that you dont really like one and since its a Christmas present then you cant refuse to accept the gift (furthermore you also given him something so its only fair if u get something in return right?)

Most of us would choose to be quiet and just take whatever gift others give to us, but what if the fler repeat the same thing next year??!!! What if next year hes gonna buy you something sucky again??!!!

Ask yourself this, how many times do you get what you really wanted during xmas? Very few right? Why cant all the present that we received are those that we really really want rite?

I thot long and deep about this then i decided to come out with this TOP TEN ways to tell your "friend" that you dont like his Christmas Present and hope he would get something better next year!

10. Wuah!!! Got plesent inside the box wan!!!! At first I thot it was empty bcoz the box is so light!

9. Wuah your plesen so big leh!!! I abit "erm hou yee see" mau accept la! (say it with sarcasm)

8. Wuah! T-shirt! lucky wrong size! if not i kena wear this go out!!!

7. Wuah This designer T-shirt very nice leh! Ngam my mother use as pyjama!

6. Oh ... this thing har? I just thrown mine away last week ... useless one ler!

5. Wuah! My dog lulu got one lidis too ... Hes using it as a chew toy!

4. Har? This is your Christmas present to me har?!!! ok lor tenkiu lor ...

3. Wuah this t-shirt so colorful! I think my frend who is working as mamasan in the club will love it!

2. WHOA!!! I m glad that i promised myself that I m gonna give away all my christmas present to the orphanage this year!

1. OMG!!! a 64mb pendrive!!! ... oh ... oh ... I really dont deserve this ... i cant take it ... really ... this is too expensive ... pls take it back ok?


  1. Anonymous7:59 am

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
    Wishing you nothing but the best ...

  2. Anonymous11:45 am

    Wishing you lovely people a “ Merry Christmas”

  3. LARRLINGGG! In case I don't catch you later, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, Mrs. Wingz, Papa & Mama Wingz, Lil Devil and all at home. Lotsa love from 5xmom & family. Muakss...

    May Yehsou return you your yat-cheen-marn (1K bucks) and with 100% interests . LOL.

  4. Anonymous1:42 pm

    Merry chrismas to you and yr family. And errrr..chrismas present free wan la...just accept it lor!!

  5. Anonymous2:15 pm

    aiseh... like that also can ah? luckily i never get any gift in christmas...

    Merry Christmas!!!

  6. Anonymous4:09 pm

    Nice, nice. This is a skill which every rojaks readers should have . Lol

  7. Anonymous4:09 pm

    Nice, nice. This is a skill which every rojaks readers should have . Lol

  8. Anonymous4:29 pm

    Merry X'mas and Happy New Year to you and your family, brader!

    Wish you have a great holiday, though I know you always have. :-)

  9. Anonymous11:01 pm

    Wingzzz Merry Christmas to U and ur family and may U hv a Prosperous new Year!!!

    Psst psst: Pressie that U dun wan can send to me la!!!!

  10. Anonymous2:51 am

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year Mr. Wingz and the rojaks crew....nice post u got there..damn funny

  11. Mali Kerismas sifu...

  12. Anonymous9:28 am

    Wahahhaha who got u a 64mb pendrive? =P
    must be someone gotten u that thats y it's the number 1 way to tell ur "friend" that u dun like the present! ^.^

  13. wings, u got a SMALL SIZE T-SHIRT as Xmas Gift is it?
    so obvious.


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