Tok-kok : guys enjoyed the panty post alot right ? to be fair this post is for the ladies to enjoy la. Ladies, enjoy yourself !!! dont
Its that time of the year again where you hafta buy gift for your love one or else! we understand how difficult it is for you. Thats why we at Rojaks Inc. Takes the trouble to source for the best gift for this occasion! We took the trouble to do the surveys and send thousands of questionaires out and the results shown all pretty chicks loves cuddly toys.
Let me ask you guys a question, have you ever left your gf(s)/Wife(s) alone while you hafta travel because of work ? well worry no more!!! We at Rojaks Inc. already solved the problem for you!!! Behold our latest collection of cuddly bloggers soft toys!!! Your Girlfriend(s) will never be lonely anymore !!!!
This year at WE at Rojaks Inc. NOT gonna bring you the normal "bored-u-2-death" type of cuddly soft toys, We got FOR YOU the ULTIMATE CUDDLY SOFT TOYS in THE WORLD!!! What more they even comes with famous bloggers name!!! How is that for the Best Valentine Day Gift ???
For a limited time only we at Rojaks inc, is offering this great collection of soft cuddly toys at a very attractive price! We at Rojaks Inc. gerenti the next day delivery plus 30 days money back gerenti!!! You got nothing to lose!!! what you waititng for ??!!! dial that number on you screen now !!!!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! Introducing Rojaks Inc. Collection of Valentine's day blogger soft toy collection Volume I !!!!
Item No.1 - Linpeh The Bunny
A favourite for those hardcore gerenti to provide your girl with hours upon hours of fun! Linpeh will Keep on going and going and going and going ...... IF battery flat ledi also nvm ... can use as manual dildo also LMAO!!
Item no.2 - Ahpek the Racoon
This one abit special, if you want it to do as you say, first you have to get it drunk first, then everything after that is totally up to you or your girl. Ahpek can make pretty romantik or hamsup poem to lum your girl(s) too!!! A Favourite among Aunties!!!
Item no.3 - Buaya69 The Bear
Dont be fooled by his appearance! you dont see him white white, pure pure lidat, this bear is buaya in disguise! once activated this buaya will start hunting for wet pussies! A must have for macho girls/tomboys! this buaya will make you feel like a pussy ! LOL!
Item no.4 - Kenny The Piggy
Soli this item sold out ledi, all sold to Singaporeans! Just to let you know what is the features of this toy, this one is well known for the size of its coconuts all across S.E.A., also well known for his multi talented character. A truly funny piggy, hes every girl's dream toy. Too bad sold out ledi .... no more stock!
WARNING : NOT HALAL!!!
Item no.5 - Eggy The Muse
This one very punctual one, but he only works from 9 to 5 with lotsa breaks in between, a favourite among gomen servants. He rarely works OT but if required he will not hesitate to comply also. I dunno why but this fler got a thing for Nissan Sentra also .... maybe its the manufacturing defects LOL!!
Item no. 6 - Cocka The Koala
Nicknamed Cocka Cola of the blogsphere, this fler did hell lotsa cock's job too! he will wakeup at 6am and start cocking around, we been told by the manufacturer that this fler can also act as your personal alarm clock. a COCK CLOCK!!! Other than that this fler dont do much, just laying around toking cock!
There you have it! the 6 Best Valentine's Day gift of the Century!!! Single girls also can buy them to ease their own loneliness whenever they pleased!
Order fast!!! stock is moving fast!!! Call the number on your screen now! and remember, you seen this first on Rojaks Daily !!!
Please remember to quote item number when ordering. All purchase comes with a 30 days money back guarantee! Guarantee next day delivery policy! All purchase will be kept confidential, so dont be afraid to buy one for yourself ok!!!