24 February 2006

Why Peeples Make Home Yamade Video ?

First of all, a very Tank Q to Y. Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks Wingz for inviting Lin Peh as a guess blogger here to write some condemns. Since the hot topic these few days is about some home yamade video, Lin Peh will like to dediket this virgin post here to discuss the reasons why Peeples Make Home Yamade Video.

After some veli extensive reseach these past few days. Lin Peh concluded that the 3 main reasons are:

1. To Become Fehmes
As we all know, the NYP Ta**y is now very fehmes after starring only one movie. She is so fehmes that she become like a brand like dat, much more fehmes than many porno actresses who have starred in many movies and fucked by so many peeples. The porno industry is so competition that some of the actreeses already got starred in more than 100 movies but still the names no one knows and newspapers also never print their names. On the other hand, this Tammy only starred in one short movie and get fucked by only one guy but already very fehmes. Her name is all over newspapers and internet ! Same thing goes to Paris Hilton and Pamelo Anderson.

So, making home yamade video and upload to internet is a very quick way to become fehmes.

2. To Become Rich
This get rich quick quick scheme is usually done by those Ham Kah Chan type of desparate guys.Usualy the guy will keep the video and then tell the gal to pay him money or he will sell the video to pasar malam VCD fellas and make the gal fehmes. If the gal is the shy shy type who don't like to become fehmes, the guy will get rich ! Newspaper got report that some of the gals even pay the guys like installment like dat. Lin Peh sure many of these cases are happening even tho only few made it to the newspaper thru the specky fat guy at MCA.

So, making home yamade video and then tell your galfriend to pay can make you some quick money but this one is not very good cause can get strike by lightning !

3. As Rememberance
This is the most common reason (excuse) given but Lin Peh think it's also the most stupidest thing to do la! Common la, you mean the fuck is so bad until you have to record it so that you can remember ? Lin Peh sure that most of you can remember the fucker or the fuckee who fuck with you, RIGHT ?

So, if you are really having such bad fuck that you need to make home yamade video as rememberance, please contact Lin Peh! Lin Peh will fuck you until at night you sleep also can smile like dat. LOL!


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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:16 pm

    wah lan eh....
    u not pity the girl one meh....
    simpli say things liddat....
    wat if the girl is your ah mah, your ah bu, or your char boh lang???
    use your head lar, diu!!!!

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  2. alamak! yamade king + rojaks king = .... wah, I oso dowan to think what's gonna happen... LOL!

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  3. SayLong11:54 pm

    1 more reason, for dfk purpose. when kkj ngang liao can watch the video to dfk mah.....

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  4. Lin Peh points are good. Smart people will learn from Lin Peh:

    1) Don't home make yamade video
    2) Don't home make yamade video
    3) Don't home make yamade video

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  5. *takes mental note* yamade movie no good.

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  6. "So, if you are really having such bad fuck that you need to make home yamade video as rememberance, please contact Lin Peh! Lin Peh will fuck you until at night you sleep also can smile like dat. LOL!"

    Latuk this one only female or both male n female also can apply ? lol!

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  7. Lin Peh!! Fancy bumping into you here!! Ei, wingz got pay you to write or not?? Make sure you are not exploited by that cunning Wingz!!

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  8. yalor, lin peh, after kena sue that time, wings point his finger at you. you kena 9 9. that fler very cunning one.

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  9. Anonymous:
    Fuck you la ! Are you telling me you you no watch ?

    may:
    yamade king + rojaks king = Rojak pigi Yamade lor ! LOL!

    By the way, guarantee got more cumming la ! ;-)

    SayLong:
    KNN! you lagi geroooos la! You no sket the Anon fella tiu sama you kah ? LOL!

    5xmom:
    Veli happy you equally smart ;-)

    moz monster:
    hmmmmm..........

    Wingz:
    KNNCCB, of course Lin Peh onli take the female la. The male ones you take la ! Fair ?

    Helen:
    Wah ! You good la, you wan become Lin Peh mia manager ?

    Ah Pek:
    No wonder his other guest bloggers such as Paul Tan, Alex Allied, JxT2J and wh all diam diam wan :-(

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  10. "So, if you are really having such bad fuck that you need to make home yamade video as rememberance, please contact Lin Peh! Lin Peh will fuck you until at night you sleep also can smile like dat. LOL!"

    Latuk this one only female or both male n female also can apply ? lol!


    waa...jantan pun mali lidat bcome another "backside mau turn" yamde movie lor

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  11. Anonymous2:29 pm

    Tammy is really good with ***... well, she found herself famous in a night...

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  12. Lin Peh, I think we all should make yamade movies...so that 1 day when our kkc can no longer stand, we can look back and say," ah.(sigh!)...those were the days when i was strong and hard" LOL. Even our MAS staff, TV3 and even a politician did that many years ago if you remember.
    Just like blogging liddat, someday we want to look back at what stupid things we recorded. LOL

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  13. Lu ah bu1:59 pm

    you guys penang lai wan ar??
    tok until lidat peeple can cry wan lor...
    if lu eh chat lou kena lu cho hami..wah lau..beh tahan

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  14. Wow.. become guest blogger some more..

    And asking for guest appearance in yamade vidoe.. terror merror..

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