BROKEBACK MOUTAIN - Rojaks Own Version

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Lil Devil nanny told me that her "new - just moved in neighbour" warned her not to make any noise when she close her door or else he wont be "nice" to her. KNN!! U think I should repot polis or what huh? dont wanna wait till something really happened only repot polis ler ... wouldnt that be too late ledi ?

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WARNING : Contain some degrees of sexually sensitive/related materials and thoughts, those who cant accept that being homo isnt normal are advised to quit reading now. Others please proceed at own risk! Small boys are encourage to read to avoid being sesat half way through Puberty!

BROKEBACK MOUTAIN

Not everyone but certainly, lotsa people had either talked or reviewed this movie. Lets see there is Swifty, 5xmom and doc.

NO! I m not against any gay here nor i support their existance. I m not here to tell you what is right or wrong all I wanna say is I think being homo is very the ABNORMAL!!

What is normal ? (for illustration purposes of this post I will use the sample of a padlock and its key) Male species will be represented by the KEY, and female of coz will be represented by the PADLOCK. A "NORMAL" person would use a KEY to open a PADLOCK like the below picture.

the key and the padlock existed in perfect harmony and working condition

You see this is natural one, you use a key to open a padlock GODAMNIT!!! excuse me ... BUT nowadays got people using key to open key or padlock to open padlock!!! Of coz it all will end in vain la!!! What you dont belif it will end up in vain ? then u try and go open a key with a key laaa!!

Key with Key

So I ask you now, If you have all the keys in the world but no padlock, then whats the use ar ? sell to maniam the besi buruk guy izzit ? timbang kilo one u know ? Rugi Kasar sial!!!

A Bunch of "KEYS"

Then come to the case where got ppl love to use padlock to open padlock, you really think the padlock is gonna POP open one day one huh ? u think by rubbing 2 padlocks together-gether they will open one huh? kanneh! Which skool u goto one la ???

Then our society also sick one, if you take 2 padlocks and rub them together-gether in the middle of Chowkit, a few days later sure got people from Tanjung Rambutan come and take u away! BUT how come they dont take away those who has been rubbing padlocks at home one huh ? Strange anot ??

Ok ok lets kambek to the movie Brokeback Moutain, I dont think I will ever ever watch that movie also, not in a gazillion years. I scared i watch alredi terus mati pucuk LMAO!! But that is still not the main reason I dont wanna watch that movie, the MAIN reason is I dont like to be deceived!

I mean look at the title of the movie "Brokeback Moutain" mahai! if you dunno you would think this movie is about the natures one! you know lar those type show cowboy in wilderness herding buffalos and cows across the country on horseback type la!

BUT NIAHMAH!!! mana tau its homo movie!!!! DIU!!! I dont like being lied to and thats why i decided to boycott this movie totally!!!!

If you want me to watch then u kena change the name/title of the movie to :-

You know the drill!!! scroll down la!!!
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BACKSIDE MOUTAIN!!!!

This is the Western Version la! If Malaysia Version I will call it .... (scroll lagi laaa 1st time here ka ? diu!)

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Malaysia Version - BACKSIDE MAU TURN!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Ladies and Gentlemn!! Let the flaming begin !!!!!

*RUNS*