20 February 2006

BROKEBACK MOUTAIN - Rojaks Own Version


Lil Devil nanny told me that her "new - just moved in neighbour" warned her not to make any noise when she close her door or else he wont be "nice" to her. KNN!! U think I should repot polis or what huh? dont wanna wait till something really happened only repot polis ler ... wouldnt that be too late ledi ?


WARNING : Contain some degrees of sexually sensitive/related materials and thoughts, those who cant accept that being homo isnt normal are advised to quit reading now. Others please proceed at own risk! Small boys are encourage to read to avoid being sesat half way through Puberty!



BROKEBACK MOUTAIN

Not everyone but certainly, lotsa people had either talked or reviewed this movie. Lets see there is Swifty, 5xmom and doc.

NO! I m not against any gay here nor i support their existance. I m not here to tell you what is right or wrong all I wanna say is I think being homo is very the ABNORMAL!!

What is normal ? (for illustration purposes of this post I will use the sample of a padlock and its key) Male species will be represented by the KEY, and female of coz will be represented by the PADLOCK. A "NORMAL" person would use a KEY to open a PADLOCK like the below picture.


the key and the padlock existed in perfect harmony and working condition


You see this is natural one, you use a key to open a padlock GODAMNIT!!! excuse me ... BUT nowadays got people using key to open key or padlock to open padlock!!! Of coz it all will end in vain la!!! What you dont belif it will end up in vain ? then u try and go open a key with a key laaa!!


Key with Key

So I ask you now, If you have all the keys in the world but no padlock, then whats the use ar ? sell to maniam the besi buruk guy izzit ? timbang kilo one u know ? Rugi Kasar sial!!!


A Bunch of "KEYS"

Then come to the case where got ppl love to use padlock to open padlock, you really think the padlock is gonna POP open one day one huh ? u think by rubbing 2 padlocks together-gether they will open one huh? kanneh! Which skool u goto one la ???

Then our society also sick one, if you take 2 padlocks and rub them together-gether in the middle of Chowkit, a few days later sure got people from Tanjung Rambutan come and take u away! BUT how come they dont take away those who has been rubbing padlocks at home one huh ? Strange anot ??

Ok ok lets kambek to the movie Brokeback Moutain, I dont think I will ever ever watch that movie also, not in a gazillion years. I scared i watch alredi terus mati pucuk LMAO!! But that is still not the main reason I dont wanna watch that movie, the MAIN reason is I dont like to be deceived!

I mean look at the title of the movie "Brokeback Moutain" mahai! if you dunno you would think this movie is about the natures one! you know lar those type show cowboy in wilderness herding buffalos and cows across the country on horseback type la!

BUT NIAHMAH!!! mana tau its homo movie!!!! DIU!!! I dont like being lied to and thats why i decided to boycott this movie totally!!!!

If you want me to watch then u kena change the name/title of the movie to :-

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BACKSIDE MOUTAIN!!!!

This is the Western Version la! If Malaysia Version I will call it .... (scroll lagi laaa 1st time here ka ? diu!)

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Malaysia Version - BACKSIDE MAU TURN!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Ladies and Gentlemn!! Let the flaming begin !!!!!

*RUNS*

45 comments:

  1. Backside mau turn baru boleh lor

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  2. aiyo .. for gays, backside is the lock la .. so confirm one set (1 lock, 1 key)!

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  3. holy shit! lolololol

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  4. To be frank, I think you're the best person to pose for that Mau Turn version.

    Agree lerr, give me 5!

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  5. yeah. wingz, u can pose with sk. lol!!

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  6. yes, i agree with decypher..we want rojak stars in backside mau turn!

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  7. wingz for beksaid mau turn!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone sapot!??!?!?

    But he better be the padlock lah, coz the key, mini-version wan!!! like the one my sister use for her little diary wan!!!! kakakakaakakak...

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  8. but the male species was created very special. got key, somemore got padlock.
    unfortunately, he cannot use his own key to open his own padlock. so he must get somebody who is willing to use his key. Luckily, there are some people who likes to simply use his key to open all kinds of lock. so he go and use his key to poke here poke there.

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  9. hoho I thought some great movie, about country side with mountain broken. hahaha mana tau backside mau turn kind of movie. hahah

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  10. guy also got padlock mah LOL!!

    I think brokeback mountain because they broke their back trying to open their blakang mya 'padlocks'

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  11. Wooi, wingz why photoshop half way. Put your face in lar. better effect :)

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  12. Damn, I just bought a copy.
    Now, to watch or not to watch ...

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  13. Watch it lah, Wingz. Keep an open mind. This could help us to understand the least understood segment of our society. Like it or not, they exist and they are very real, so learn to deal (not diu) with it.

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  14. the movie is quite nice indeed. =)
    I am a big fan of all sort of movies..
    But my bf think the 'playing backside' thing is crazy and unacceptable =)

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  15. errrr.. i got one question *angkat tangan....

    why the besi buruk collector has to be maniam wo.....kenot be pottu meh.. i like pottu wo

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  16. 5xmom : u mean ur bekside or my bekside ?

    scorkes : ALO! itu guys mia bekside is not made for recreation purposes one la! that one is made for sewerage purpose one la! knn god give lu recreation padlock u dunwan go and use sewerage hole!!! ARGHHH!!! mahfulat!!!

    decypher : yar shit is indeed what u gonna get if u use a key to open a key !!! lol

    sk : mahlow!!! i think yu and paultan very matching for my Bekside Mau Turn movie!!!

    crazygrrl : Eeewww .... u goan change sex then go pose with SK la

    wuching : lu also binthai one!!!

    alex : lu also turned gay ledi ar ? if not why so sexcited one lol!

    ahpek : Man tarak pad lock one ok?!!! Men got sewerage hole only and its not meant for recreational purposes, its made for the dumping of toxic waste! so key knot masuk coz if u always masuk then the key will "RUST" due to the exposure to high concentration of toxic material
    kakaka!!!

    surfnux : dont watch !!!

    papi : that one not padlock laaa!!! that one is sewerage line!!!

    moo_t : come i put your face want anot ?

    inevitable : burn it burn it !!! ARGHHH!!! dont cross over to the dark side!!! DONTTTT!!!!

    cocka : ewww ... now i dem sked of u ledi ok ? nx time if i wanna meet u then i kena wear chasity belt liow... kanneh later kena rogol by u dem rugi kakaka!

    cynthia : then u think "playing bekside" is acceptable izzit ??? ok ok i tell you bf to give u a dose of "bekside playing" tonite kakakaka ... then u will definitely feel gay tomolo LMAO!!

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  17. KY Jelly! KY Jelly! Cheap cheap KY Jelly! Buy 2 get 1 free!!!

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  18. shireen : pottu? pottu is french guy la! u dunn meh ? every besi buruk guy is call maniam one ... it is like THE most happening name in besi buruk industry!! even chinese whois dealing with besi burk also changing their name to Maniam ledi!!!

    Doc : backdoor entry KY no use one la ... i heard you kena use some oil based lubes one lol

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  19. Wingz I read somewhere that those who are especially hostile to the thoughts of homosexuality are actually doing it out of fear. The fear of their own tendency. MUAHARHAR. No need to act..... who do you fancy?? Ah Pek or Cocka??

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  20. helen : OMFG!! YOU GOT ME!! THE CAT IS OUTTA THE BAG NOW!!! ok lo i confess la .. actually i arm luenED ah John (ur lowkung) long time ledi !!!! kakakakakaka ... so how jek ? you wanna bcome my jeemui anot jek ?

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  21. i agree with cocka. homosexuals are here to stay and i would stand up for their rights if i have to. after all, what they did, is personal. who are we to condemn them or say it is wrong. true, as cocka said they are the least understood segment of society, so we have to learn to deal (and accept) them. it doesn't mean that you are against gays, don't like gays, 'geli' with what they did and so on, you have to criticise them or stimatise them. and it doesn't mean if you stand up for gays, people will consider you a gay too!!

    ahem! ya, serious comment!

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  22. lucia : you can stand up whole month for them as that is your personal preferences. I'd chosen not to adknowledge the fact that gays are normal. They are not, I dont even think the bible adknowledgeD them either. correct me if i m wrong bcoz i m not a christian myself but i know you are! :P

    God give u a$$hole for a purpose and that purpose is definitely not RECREATIONAL!!! kakakaka

    I did not detest gays, i just said its ABNORMAL!!! do you know what is abnormal anot ???

    soli cant be serious as i m a joker! lol!!!

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  23. Lucia...in fact, our office in Singapore has a lesbian working there and the KL office a male homosexual. Our corporate culture do not discriminate gays. Afterall, we are hiring talent. Of course we expect them to conduct themselves professionally at work.

    Wingz....lu mati liao. I'm starting to get attracted to your arse oreadi. If arse not available, mouth pun jadi lah. Muahahahaha!!!

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  24. cocka : Heck! cocka if gay ppl is willing and hardworking i too will hire them to make money for me, as long as u dont fucking touch me la!! I only use my a$$hole for shitting purposes ... only one way traffic!!! going out only!!! knot come in wan!!!!

    if u all dont realise, u all also think they are abnormal wat ? if not why label them as lesbos and gays? if they are normal why dont u all the oh-so-holy-one call them as simly as girls and boys or women and men ? kakakaka GOTCHA!!! mahai both lucia and cocka also farking hipokrit!!!!! *RUNS*

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  25. Yay!!! Got flame liao. I wanna join, I wanna join.

    OK, I think all of us, as individuals do not condem gays and lesbians. But in a bigger picture, we have to make a stand. As a Catholic and a mother to so many sons, I won't be standing up and hold banner to fight for gays' rights. You know why? Because that is call 'condoning the act'.

    So, Lucia, care to tell me you are talking as an individual or what? 'Cos I don't think your comment 'I will fight for their rights' goes down well if we think of our faith? Certainly, you know God taught us? Lean on Him if we have a problem. The problem refers to fight off the sexual temptations, cling to God for the strength, look to Jesus for the guidance.

    I hope none of the non-Christians are confused with your stand because Christianity does not ALLOW same sex sexual intercourse. Same sex relationship that does not go beyond sexual intercourse is ok but when both parties are ruled by the temptations, then, we are no longer rule by God but the setan.

    Now, I am confused if I am 5xmom or I am Lilian. LOL!

    Anyway, please bring on more flames and burn till the backside hitam-hitam. I'm lovin' it!

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  26. COCKA!!!!! Don't you dare backside sama Wingz. I jeles liao.

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  27. I just came back from the future. I'm sad to say that gay men have finally taken over the world in the year 3074. No woman left then. And they reproduce by cloning!

    And I saw them throwing stones at some statue closely resembling wingz. OMFG!!!

    I think I'll need to bring Lilian along on my next trip to educate them what WOMAN really is/was.

    *get out of my way! get out of my way! let me run!*

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  28. And when they see Lilian, they know they had done the right thing by eliminating all women.

    *poop*, a gay pigeon just pooped on Wingz head.

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  29. doc : NNOO!!!! not 5xmom anygirl other than 5xmom!!! 5xmom is the reason they all turned gay !!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs n hides*

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  30. OI, cipet Wingz, I already said I bad choice.

    Doc, don't take me, take Lucia.

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  31. I left Lucia there in 3074 and traveled to year 3075, alone... See see nobody left liao... -_-"

    *run away bloody fast*

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  32. Chibye Wingz,
    You eat full nothing to do so make this kind of post so all the gays cum Break your Back Mountian (Sifatt) ?

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  33. quote wingz:
    "if they are normal why dont u all the oh-so-holy-one call them as simly as girls and boys or women and men ? kakakaka GOTCHA!!! mahai both lucia and cocka also farking hipokrit!!!!!"

    i thought the oh-so-holy-one and hipokirt (and self righteous) one are the one who does not want to acknowledge gays... and brings in religion too.

    no i never said gays are normal. i only said it is their choice to be gays so i will support them and i said it again... i will stand up for their rights... after all it is their own personal choice... and this is my own personal opinion, me speaking for i and myself only.

    btw, i was just offering my own opinion and was not flaming you, ok? i thought you are suppose to be the joker and won't get uptight at my opinion!

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  34. lucia : to me this is a debate not arguement or flaming at all ler.

    2ndly if I dont adknowledge the gay(s) then i also wont talk bout this subject. So that issue actually do not exist.

    3rd religiously speaking gay is not accepted and thats the truth wat ?

    4th if u agree being gay is not normal hence what was your previous comment is for ? (neh the previous comment where u say u will defend their rights one ah)

    5th i also offering my opinion in a funny way ler dont take this so seriously i m smiling while typing this lol

    6th my conclusion is gay is abnormal not anything relating to their rights their habit etc etc just plain abnormal :)

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  35. Wingz....who is to determine what is 'normal' and 'abnormal'? To us this may be abnormal but to the gays its perfectly normal.
    Someone once told me, gay people love 'unconditionally'. When they love someone, the 'gender' doesn't really matters. We on the other hand,the so-called 'normal'people are 'programmed' to love/make love to only the opposite sex.

    5xmom...don't worry, I won't backside sama wingz. Wingz! Open your mouth and say ahh!! Muahahahahaa!!!

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  36. wingz, your no. 4.

    yes to me being gay is not normal (but 'normal' is quite subjective actually as cocka pointed out), but as i said when gays choose to be gays, it is thier own choice, who am i to say they shouldn't choose to be gays? it is their rights to choose who they want to screw (or lock/unlock! haha). it's their personal life, i shouldn't be a kaypo and said they shouldn't do it. therefore being a believer of personal rights, i said i will stand up for their rights.

    okie dokie wingz, glad to note you don't see this as an api but in a funny way. yes me too typing this with a grin on my face. ;P

    wow! cocka gave me an idea! wingz, you only think of that one hole (the backside one) but you forgot the other hole... the one cocka wants you to open wide now. kekekekekeke.....

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  37. Chey...no fire ah? *takes wok elsewhere to find some action*

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  38. As a doctor, there comes a point, where religion never gives you answer.. If religion says it is wrong to be gay, why then the creator creates those with ambiguous genitalia? Whose fault is, when a man is born with a women's body? How do you tell someone that it isn't your fault, but you have to admit it and live like the rest of us?..

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  39. Anonymous2:49 am

    immigrant in Canada - Oh yeah, go blame God. If that makes you happy. Religion never gives answers. It is us, our human selves that find the answers within us. It is a matter whether we want to do it or not.

    -illegal immigrant in Canada too-

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  40. I think u all are deviating from the original subject la, lemme quote from dictionary.com

    ab·nor·mal
    Pronunciation Key (b-nôrml)
    adj.
    Not typical, usual, or regular; not normal; deviant.


    [Alteration (influenced by ab-1), of obsolete anormal from Medieval Latin anormlis, blend of Late Latin abnormis(Latin ab-, away from; see ab-1 + Latin norma, rule; see gn- in Indo-European Roots), and anmalus; see anomalous.]ab·normal·ly adv.

    nor·mal
    Pronunciation Key (nôrml)
    adj.

    1. Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical: normal room temperature; one's normal weight; normal diplomatic relations.
    2. Biology. Functioning or occurring in a natural way; lacking observable abnormalities or deficiencies.

    OK clear enuff ?
    ambiguous genitalia = abnormal
    gay = abnormal
    Lesbo = abnormal

    Who wanna argue what is normal and abnormal then goto argue with dictionary.com KAKAKA!!! Makai ppl alredi say normal and abnormal u sommo say who are we to judge what is normal and abnormal ... oii u think valid anot laaa lidat u might as well tell me left is not left and right is not right. Valid arguement lar oi!!! u think kindergarden debate meh!!!!!

    THE END!

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  41. very creative ah you =P

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  42. just as people said you can't take the bible literally for an argument, neither can you take the dictionary too. well i guess it all depends on your conscience. after all as we always said, it is between you and god.

    THE END

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  43. So disappointed Brokeback didn't win. Ah well, at least I got a blog entry out of it

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  44. Hahahahahaha.
    I like the way you blog lar!
    Damn unique!

    but the again the post is so *SWEAT*

    Hahahahahaha...

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  45. I'm gay.

    I'm twenty-three.

    I'm also, to date, a virgin.

    Perhaps that will change, some time.

    I've not yet seen Brokeback Mountain, though I'd like to.

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    Incidentally, I'd like to disagree most strongly with the "Catholic and mother" who posted earlier. It is perfectly possible to believe that an action is wrong without believing that it should be illegal.

    I refer you to 1 Corinthians 5:12.

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