Ahbeng in Free Sex Contest

Last time I used to work as pump attendant at Shell petrol station at this Cheras branch. The boss is very kiam siap, thats why i left to join Petronas. But anyway got one time sales dropped alot at the Shell petrol station and the kiamsiap boss is doing this promotion to increase sales, he make a big banner with the words :

"WIN FREE SEX IF YOU PUT FULL TANK!!"

I also curious bout the contest then i asked my kiamsiap ex boss, he told me

Kiamsiap : Very simple one la! if got customer come put full tank u ask him come see me.
Me : Then if they ask see u for what how i answer boss ?
Kiamsiap : U tell them see me to play game la, if win ledi got free sex!
Me : then if they ask me what game and how to play how i answer boss ?
Kiamsiap : ok i explain to you, the game is lidis one. I will pick a number from 1-9 in my mind then the customer will have to guess it. If they correctly guessed it then they will get free sex.
Me : ohhh ok i understen ledi.

After that got one customer his name is AhSeng, he see the promo/contest and fast fast put full tank of petrol. I then asked him to see my boss la.

Kiamsiap : Ahseng choose a number form 1 to 9. If you guessed correctly you will win free sex.
Ahseng : 6!
Kiamsiap : Aiyah!!! you miss sikit oni laaa, the number is 7!! soli lar no sex for you this time try again ok ?
Ahseng : diuuu !!!! so close!!!

*2 days later Ahseng come again but this time he bring his frend Ahbeng along.*

Ahseng : Alo! kasi full tank ok?
Me : taikor come to try your luck again ar ?
Ahseng : Ya la this time i bring my frend alsong too, hes my lucky star I think this time i can win leh!
Me : ok taukeh! just go into the opis to see my boss and Good luck! *start filling the tank*

*Ahseng go into the opis together with Ahbeng to see Kiamsiap boss*

Ahseng : Hi! its me again and this time i m gonna win!
Kiamsiap : oh hi! welcome! you know the rules right ? go ahead guess the number.
Ahseng : 7!!
Kiamsiap : aiyoo so close again! the answer is 6!! soliler try again nx time!
Ahseng : DIUUU!!!! ARGGHHH!!!

*AhSeng and Ahbeng got into the car and left. on the way home Ahseng asked Ahbeng*

AhSeng : Mahai i think the kiamsiap petrol station owner is a con man la, where can win like this ? diuuu !!!
Ahbeng : Eh dont say lidat! he very honest one ok ? I got prove his contest is real one.
AhSeng : What prove ? you won before ar ?
Ahbeng : No lar not me ... MY WIFE WON TWICE LAST WEEK!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!