5 January 2006
I was dragged outta my opis to company a Jack, a buddy of mine to shopping for Feng Shui stuffs in Mid Valley Megamall (MVMM) . The fler told me that he read some books written by Lilian Too and he felt the need to change the Feng Shui of his house so that he could harness the good chi during Chinese New Year to ensure his smooth sailing thru-out the year.
So, we were in that "Feng Shui shop" selling all kinda Feng Shui ornaments from replica ancient chinese coins to 6 feet Kuan Kong statue. According to the book he read he needed some ancient coins, some kinda melon to capture the ghost, a what what 7 layers pagoda, windchimes, mystic knots, chinese compass, some strange swords, crystals, some weird koi drawings and heaps of other stuffs which i dont remember anymore. The bill actually comes to around RM1,200+ and that is not all of it! some of the items were out of stock and he hafta order them in advance and come back to pay for it once the stock arrive. I figured the bill come easily to RM1.5k-1.7k
Just outta curiousity I asked the cashier :
Me : Mr. Cashier do you know bout Feng Shui ?
Cashier : Yes i do sir.
Me : Then do you think all these stuffs is gonna make any differences to my buddy's life in the future ?
Cashier : Yes they will certainly do sir! Your friend's life will start changing, especially with all these items around his house. In fact I can feel his chi is getting stronger even as we speak.
Jack : Wuah sure anot ? so fast meh ?
Cashier : Sure sir.
The conversation ended, as we walking towards Jack's car in the parking lot this conversation took place :
Jack : You think the cashier just nw for real anot ar ?
Me : What you mean ?
Jack : He said my luck is changing even as I was paying for the items
Me : I think he speaks the truth
Jack : You feel it too ?
Me : Yea I certainly did, your monthly salary only RM2k+, CNY is kambing and you just spent more than half your monthly salary on useless junks like this, of coz its gonna change your life la! Dont say that cashier can sense your life is changing la, blind also can see that you are gonna eat roti kosong till CNY is over.
The moral of the story, if everyone can bcome rich by just placing a pot of fake gold and treasure in the northwest korner of their house then there wont be any poor peeples in thos world liow la! From what i can see, the only fler whois gonna make it rich with all this treasure vase/pot theory is the fler who come out with the idea themselves!
I mean, why cant they come out with something thats free? like put a pile of your own shit underneath the sofa at the northwest korner of your living room and you will be rich ? Hey its free advice ok ? you can produce your own shit so you dont hafta buy anything to try this theory so you got nothing to lose. So i would appreciate some feedback from anyone who is willing to try this theory of mine out, lemme know the results LOL!
Posted by Wingz at 11:01 pm