14 October 2005

Story of a Chinese Chef and a Western Investor

This is REAL story happened not too long ago in Vancouver, Canada.

Once upon a time there is 2 flers by the name of Mr. Fu and Mr. Kingston, Fu is chinese and Kingston is New Zealander, both of them met in Canada and became good friend.

One day they decided to open a Chinese Restaurant because this Kingston is also a great fan of Chinese food. Kingston will be the financer and Fu will be the cook/chef, the deal is sealed then went on with the deisgn of the restaurants and some other details.

A few days after that they had a big argument over what the name of the Chinese Restaurant should be.

Kingston : Since I m paying for everything I should name the Chinese Restaurant "Shaolin Tiger, NgorMei Dragon"
Fu : No fucking way! I m running it, I should name it! you know nuts about chinese! If you insist of naming the restaurant I will quit.

*Kingston gave it a thought for a while.*

Kingston : ok you are right, i know nuts about chinese name but its only fair if i gets to name half of it.

*They argued for quite some time untill both of them agreed to settle on using their own name to name the restaurant*

Fu : Since this is a Chinese Restaurant my name should go first.
Kingston : Sure I m fine with that.

Both of them are happy with that desicion and they place an order for the signage to be made. A few days later the signage fler came over to install the huge sign in front of the Chinese Restaurant. Once they are done they asked both Fu and Kingston to take a look at it before they pack their stuffs up.

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14 comments:

  1. MFCB!...lololol, this is rojak classic rating of five rojaks out of five ler. Bugger, old joke also can be so fresh. Cheers!

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  2. If a Malay want to partnership with with a Hainanese how ar?

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  3. kingston become king only ar?

    i thot fu king stoned.

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  4. joec : wuah 5 outta 5 !!! yeshhh i m femes liow!!!

    helen : pls dun even go there ... nanti i kena diu kaw kaw! The greeting post below alredi kena diu kaw kaw liow ... so its a no-no!

    totoro : haha great idea hor... fu king stone chinese restaurant lol ... "weed is our specialty!" hahaha!

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  5. Hahah, mch, like that also can

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  6. Dude, that looks like that Chinese restaurant near my place...

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  7. hahaha .. Wingz very keng! Fu King restaurant pic also can find...

    :drool drool:

    LOL.

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  8. i'm wondering what 'fu king' food they serve?

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  9. what happen if that name in malaysia?
    will that name be vandal all time?

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  10. can't stop laughing and since i am in Vancouver I shall keep my open and search for a fu....king restaurent!!!!!!

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  11. Hahahahaha!!! Fu King Restaurant!!
    Helen lagi teruk, Malay and Hainanese Restaurant! Why not say, Nyonya, Malay and Hainanese?!

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  12. inevitable : haha too bad the rest not in msia ler

    hsin : wow i dint know u r in Canada, can take pic anot for us ?

    liz : when you wanna lemme take u go dinner there jek ?

    what : They serving FUchook anf KINGcrab lol

    pisang : if u put that kinda name in Malaysia .... sure kena tutup by force lar that rest.

    immigrant : found ledi take pix pls!!!

    ahpek: kakaka i dunno !!! what what ? tell tell!

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  13. eh.. they drop the C already la.

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  14. Everybody wants King fu fighting :)

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