WHOA! little do I know that so many people are addicted to my crappy jokes one!!! I dint post any jokes for 2 days only and people already start whacking me upside down. Sometime even Rojaks also will run dry of ideas one mah -_-""
Just a little background of the story first. If you dunno alredi then lemme tell you this, my brader Ahpek owns chains of hardware stores across Seremban with HQ in Port Dickson, Malaysia.
One day John (Helen's hubby) was fixing a new door for their living room and he found out he is short of 1 door hinges so he ask Helen to go to Ahpek's hardware store to get it. Because the door need 3 hinges to hold it together John gave 1 of the hinges to Helen ask and her to get back the similar hinges or else he would not be able to fix the door.
Helen arrived at Ahpek's hardware store at around 1:20pm, none of Ahpek's staffs is around because most of them went out for lunch, Only Ahpek can be seen talking to another customer. While Helen waited for Ahpek to finish with his current customer she walked around the hardware store. Then Helen saw this Cute lawn mover being sold in Ahpek's hardware store.
The Cute LawnMower
Ahpek : Lenglui what can I do for you ?
Helen : I wanna buy this hinges for my door *hand over the door hinges to Ahpek*
Ahpek : Ok you wait awhile I go to look for this hinges in the store
Helen : Ahpek before you go ..... can you tell me how much is that green lawnmover over there ?
Ahpek : oh that one har ? that one is latest arrival! new model la the price is RM2,399 only!
Helen : Wah lau eh!!! RM2,399!!! so expensive!!!
Ahpek : Imported from Amadika one leh
Helen : Erm ... nevermind la
Ahpek : Ok you wait a while harr lenglui
Helen : Ok
*Ahpek proceed to the backstore to get the hinges Helen wanted, a few minutes later Helen heard Ahpek shouting out to her from the store at the back*
Ahpek : LENGLUI!!! DO YOU WANT SCREWS FOR YOUR HINGES ?
Screws for Door HingeS
*Then Helen Asnwers Aloud*
Helen : NO! BUT IF YOU OFFER ME THE LAWNMOVER THEN I WANT LARRR!!
NGEK NGEK NGEK ~~~~~
Helen : NO! BUT IF YOU OFFER ME THE LAWNMOVER THEN I WANT LARRR!!
NGEK NGEK NGEK ~~~~~technorati tags : funny hardware screws jokes Malaysia "lawn mower"
Hahaha, Helen manyak...expensive lor. RM2,399 Ah Pek can find chicken at least 10 times liao. But now bird flu, Ah Pek hafta go up mountain.
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ReplyDeletelol lol
ReplyDeleteI think the guy would have got high blood pressure d :)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, yeah, was a bit discriminative la. Apology accepted?
fuahhahhahaah, nowadays virgin oso no cost tat much leh I guess.
ReplyDeleteMUAHARHARHAR you WIngz mahu mati ar!!
ReplyDeleteAh Pek, your shop got sell chainsaw ar?? The one that can cut Wingz into 9 look mia!
Lilian - Wei, where got expensive. Delivery service all the way fr Ipoh to PD wor.... choi choi choi what the heck am i talking about!
alex allied - Of course.. this price special discount liao. RM2,399 inclusive 20yrs experience...absolutely FREE!! Summore you save on the gravitizer... lol
MAHAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebut whenever people buy hingis, i give free screws. don't care whether they ask for it onot. if lenglui like helen, i give extra.
Lolz.
ReplyDeleteahpek! then i buy paint brush got free ICI paint or not!?
ReplyDeleteimf,
ReplyDeleteNO! but if buy ICI paint, i can give free brush a a few screws.
Hahaha..
ReplyDeleteHelen now pimping for Ah Pek liao.. free screw with every purchase in Ah Pek's shop.
Ah Pek, if men come and buy hinges also they get free screws from you ah? Hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteWingz...obviously you have no idea on Helen's 'depreciated value' hor?
*lari kuat-kuat from Helen*
i want martina hingis...
ReplyDeletewat about martina hingus?
ReplyDeleteI am good with my hands, they dont't call me handy dandy for nothing lol, and I do lawn for a fee. Extra request extra charges....
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