21 February 2006

INTRODUCING TONGKAT AHKAU!!! Viagra is for Little boys!

WARNING : This post contains sexually explicits materials, viewers are advised to quit now if they are not comfortable viewing this kinda graphics. 18SX and not safe for work!!! Others proceed under your own risk.

Ladies and Gentlemen !!! I presents to you TONGKAT AHKAU !!!!
-The BEST discovery of the century!!!
-The BEST invention since they invented toaster!!!
-TONGKAT AHKAU will makes Viagra looks like kid's toys.
-Gerenti to increase your length for at least 4 to 5 inches!!!
-Now you will be able to lift at least 20 kilograms of weight with your kukuciao!!!!
-Come in Various Colors, Flavours and Shapes so you wont get bored eating it !!!
-Scientifically PROVEN and endorsed by Dr.Liew!!!
-Mati pucuk / impotent also can fix !!!!
-90 yrs old also can take!!
-Join as member now and get FREE 1 month supplies!!!
-Member gets member promotions!!!!
-Membership points, redeemable vacations worldwide!!!
-Free credit cards!!!
-Agents Wanted Around The World!!! Great business oppurtunity !!!!
-Introductory Offer!!! RM 999.99 for 100 pills!!! (Regular price RM1,999.99 for 100 pills)


Fung Shui Master bluff you 8 years - 10 years!!! We at Rojaks Inc. got Proves wan !!! Below is a video presentation of how powderful our TONGKAT AHKAU is!!
After this short presentation we would like to invite you to the ballroom for some light refreshment and we can also start taking orders at the tea party.

Enjoy!!!





KL Sole Agent :
9394 Toking Canto Manglish - All Orders from K.L. Will have to go thru this agent of ours






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11 comments:

  1. oh wtf.....siao eh.
    i take already then mine will be minimum 10inch . too long la...i dont want to ended carrying 20kilo stuff

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  2. Siao...that is called Flexi-penis lar...not Erect-penis...how to kongk*k liddat?
    Hey...I have this video. You want a copy?

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  3. liddat oso so excited! i can carry 40kg!

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  4. wow, ee..i aso dunwan la..jus as howsy said, its Flexi-penis! Eat liao only can carry thing, but not enjoy sex wo..

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  5. like that how to wear my levi's. no place to park. but like i said b4, u my bradder, i must sapot wan. i order 3 bottles. again same as usual, send them to lilian. helen and siao char bor respectively. i will e-mail u the cheque.

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  6. eeeee....fear factor

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  7. I saw that before on a sex documentary show....see oso I feel sakit down there. That guy probably lost sensation in his kuku.

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  8. how come the tongkat ahkau and viagra wan effect not same? viagra is make penis errect. tongkat ahkau make penis elastic. Can be like the fantastic 4 elastic man. wahahahahaz.

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  9. -_-" When you can't find toilet, just tie a knot.

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  10. ** shudder ** I see also I feel boh syiok. Someone should call the Welfare dept to sue 9 that man. Abusing his helpless brother like that!!

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