15 February 2006
I know alot of you guys got weak knees today rite anot ? so those roses and chocs really did the job huh ? damn worth it right? HAHAHAHA!!! For those who didnt get laid ... too bad then, better luck next year!!!
Ok la all the bloody celebration is over ledi, there wont be any celebration or any holiday till April (I heard) so expect lotsa lotsa lame ass funny jokes for the rest of this month la.
Speaking of Valentine which really does relates alot to Sex, I got this short joke to share with you guys.
In the good old days when land are abundan, if a women die as a virgin they will write on her tombstone like this :
THE GOOD OLD DAYS!
Back to today, because land is a scarce resources nowadays the message have to be shorten so that the tombstone would only occupying a small piece of the cemetary land, this is what they will write on the tombstone today, if a woman die as a virgin :
Now get back to WORK!!!!! what you waiting for ? Deepavali ka ?!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Posted by Wingz at 1:44 am