11 February 2006

Ahbeng and The Press Joke


father is getting better by the second, this morning that oldman asked me "eh you got ciggy anot" WTF!!! almost die ledi sommo now stil dare to ask for ciggy!! WTF!!!!

On the other hand,The press(Sarawak press)now very hot issue. So i thot i also wanna talk about something that is related to the press also la, its the trend mahh.


One day Ahbeng was at his frend's apartment AhTee, both of them are admiring how nice looking the new Honda Civic 2006 are at paultan.org Ahbeng cant read bcoz he dint skool much so while watching the video he saw a word and he asked Ahtee what is the meaning of it ?

You see in Honda Civic 2006, the car uses a keyless start system, to start your engine you simply pressing a button, Therefore on the big red button its written "PRESS to Start"



Ahbeng : What is Press ?
Ahtee : Press means Kam in canto and tekan la in malay.
Ahbeng : Ohhh ... so press means tekan i see !!!! I understand liow, today i learn one more yingrish word "PRESS"!!!

After a few hours of lepaking at Ahtee's place surfing websites he wanna go lepak somewhere else already. As he came down from Ahtee's apartment he saw a crowd of peoples at the entrance there.

Upon further investigation Ahbeng found out that someone jumped from the apartment and now the place is full of policemen and reporters. Among all the reporters there is one pretty journalist. Not only she is very pretty but she also have very huge, revealing pair of boobs.

so, Ahbeng move closer for better view of the almost exploding outta the bra pair of boobs la, as he moves closer he notice something, some sorta badge that is pinned on top of her buldging chest. Upon seing that Ahbeng got very very excited indeed, he walks right up to the lady journalist and touch her boobs.

Which of course leads to his face being publish on the national newspaper and was labelled as the Pervert of the century!!

So what leads Ahbeng to do such a disgraceful act you may ask? Well, you know the drill ... scroll down for the answer laaa!


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PRESS !!!!! gedit ??? PRESS HERE!!!!!
Thats why lar boys n girls .... now got skool u dunwan go .. next time u end up like Ahbeng only u know LOL!!

17 comments:

  1. similar to that joke about ah beng dont know how to go down the lift, ah lian said press G for gero (zero)!

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  2. And the PCK joke on car fuel, E = Enough, F = Finish.

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  3. wah lau.. like that also can.
    Press..
    Press..
    Press..


    tOooooooOOt! LOl

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  4. Hi Wing,

    Who is that Journalist? You naughty boy!!!!

    Eh, down let us scroll down so much lah!

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  5. harr?
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    i salute u laa....i dunno what to say anymore

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  6. Oi lanjiau ah, did I tell you my 14 yrs old son shared your blog with his classmates on MSN? He gave them the link to the memoirs of the geisha and the james bond/LOTR wan. And then hor, his frens laughed till wanna die and asked him where he know Rojakz. I quickly tell him to tell his frens he found it on the internet and NEVER TELL PEOPLE YOUR MOM GAVE YOU THE LINK. *borrow spender from wingz to wipe cold sweats*

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  7. ducky : but but g is for gero mahhh no meh ?? -_-"" lol!

    doc : lol E for enuff ... maybe can use that in anoder joke

    cynthia : later valentine you can give a treat to your boiboi by wearing a "PRESS" badge lerrr lol

    maverick sm : haha i also dunno who the journalist .... i just know Ahbeng only.

    scb : har ? why suddenly salute me wan geh ?

    5xmom : wah lau eh .. later ur son kena tangkap for distributing adults material then u dont put me on table harrrrr .... eh your son's frend mau autograph anot jek ? KAKAKAKA

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  8. silly ah beng again!

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  9. gee Wingz thanks for reminding, me next time put the tag on my upper right sleeve ... hehehe

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  10. bloody hell, sometimes being an Ah Beng is not quite worth it.

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  11. mahai! like that means no go to skool better what. ot least donno how to read "press" and then simply go and tekan.

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  12. Last time when my younger sister was getting married, as a prank,I presented her with a pair of panties with the 'L' plate (learner plate) printed on it.
    Everybody at the function laughed so hard, but mom & dad face damn red.
    Later, I quietly told sis that I know she actually dont need the 'L' plate already lah because she already passed with 'flying colors'.She knocked my head playfully.

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  13. Cocka- haha that the best gift for ones sister getting married.
    might use it one day

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  14. aiyah! i think that ah beng not that stupit lar......
    if he that stupit! every time
    lightning storm! ah beng will stand in middle of field! mah.

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  15. rojaks is ok for 14 year old kids mah..... no meh?

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  16. elaine12:00 am

    okie tomorrow i will see boss
    and talk to him seriously on this
    "PRESS" issue
    Thanks for highlighting it ! (lol)

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  17. OK... Valentine Day I will wear your tag for husband to see....

    Hope he's as stupid as Ah Beng. lol

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