Ahbeng and The Press Joke

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father is getting better by the second, this morning that oldman asked me "eh you got ciggy anot" WTF!!! almost die ledi sommo now stil dare to ask for ciggy!! WTF!!!!

On the other hand,The press(Sarawak press)now very hot issue. So i thot i also wanna talk about something that is related to the press also la, its the trend mahh.

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One day Ahbeng was at his frend's apartment AhTee, both of them are admiring how nice looking the new Honda Civic 2006 are at paultan.org Ahbeng cant read bcoz he dint skool much so while watching the video he saw a word and he asked Ahtee what is the meaning of it ?

You see in Honda Civic 2006, the car uses a keyless start system, to start your engine you simply pressing a button, Therefore on the big red button its written "PRESS to Start"



Ahbeng : What is Press ?
Ahtee : Press means Kam in canto and tekan la in malay.
Ahbeng : Ohhh ... so press means tekan i see !!!! I understand liow, today i learn one more yingrish word "PRESS"!!!

After a few hours of lepaking at Ahtee's place surfing websites he wanna go lepak somewhere else already. As he came down from Ahtee's apartment he saw a crowd of peoples at the entrance there.

Upon further investigation Ahbeng found out that someone jumped from the apartment and now the place is full of policemen and reporters. Among all the reporters there is one pretty journalist. Not only she is very pretty but she also have very huge, revealing pair of boobs.

so, Ahbeng move closer for better view of the almost exploding outta the bra pair of boobs la, as he moves closer he notice something, some sorta badge that is pinned on top of her buldging chest. Upon seing that Ahbeng got very very excited indeed, he walks right up to the lady journalist and touch her boobs.

Which of course leads to his face being publish on the national newspaper and was labelled as the Pervert of the century!!

So what leads Ahbeng to do such a disgraceful act you may ask? Well, you know the drill ... scroll down for the answer laaa!


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PRESS !!!!! gedit ??? PRESS HERE!!!!!
Thats why lar boys n girls .... now got skool u dunwan go .. next time u end up like Ahbeng only u know LOL!!