Project Orange Chap Goh Mei

I told u guys ledi that I m gonna fix a net at the end of Klang river to catch all the mandarin orange thrown by those despo girls one right ? No ? ok lor then i tell u now laaa diu! lidat also wanna argue!

If you dunno wtf i am talking about, lemme explain. According to chinese tradition on the 15th days after CNY celebration desperate single girls/females/aunties will go throw mandarin orange in the river signalling to the guys gathering at the river bank that they are still "available". Then these guys will goan choose the one that they like and retrive the lady's/girl's/aunty's orange from the river. But then, thats long time ago la ... now got somany ppl its difficult to keep track which is whose orange. So what the girls did, they wrote their Tel no and email address on the orange, the fler who picked it up gets to get in touch with them lo. Ok lar since you guys alredi know the tradition now back to my story la.

Anyway i caught lotsa mandarin oranges, then I filter one by one and I found some of the oren throw into the river by our fler bloggers!!!! heh! penang, perak mia oren all also flow to Klang river sial!!! Fung sui master can bluff you 10 yrs-8yrs ... me wingz got prove one!!!

Nowadays girls very daring liow hor .... open open write phone numbers on oren n throw into klang river! some even got attached photo also!! Bloggers mia oren got blog url sommo!!!

U slow slow read for urself la!! I mau tido liow! ENJOY!!!

Oi!! ignore this above one! I terpublished this pic! this one i keep for myself one!!! dont call her!!!

If you follow tradition, last time girls will throw orange then guys goan pick it up right? now har, guys also got throw liow la!!! you see for yourself la!!






Then got this oren i found advertising his services in PD (Port Dickson) Selling "Screws" lol!!!





Then I find this fler doing charity, he sapu all the lonely girls and keep them happy lol!!!




Happy Chap Goh Mei .... btw wtf Chap Goh Mei means ? its hokkien aint it ?