3 March 2006

Helen the Mahjong Gambling Addict


Enuff about fuel hike! Lets get back to more crappy jokes!




Ok today I wanna tok about Mahjong, For those who dunno what Mahjong is please refer to the below passage i picked from Wikipedia.

Mahjong
Hanyu Pinyin: májiàng;
Cantonese: màhjeuk;

Other common English spellings include mahjongg, majiang, and hyphenated forms such as mah-jong or mah-jongg) is a game for four players that originated in China. It is a game of skill, intelligence, calculation and luck. Depending on the variation which is played, the amount of luck may vary from 20 to 80 percent. In China, Japan, Taiwan and other countries mahjong is often used for gambling. The Chinese word literally means "hemp general". In Cantonese an alternate writing, is more common (the same kanji are used in Japanese). In Cantonese this literally means "sparrow", while in Japanese it means "hemp sparrow", and is pronounced mā-jan.

In English, in addition to Mahjong, the name of the game is variously written as Mah Jong, Mahjongg, Majong or simply "M-J"; there are other, less common variations as well. The spelling "Mah-Jongg" was trademarked by Joseph Park Babcock in 1920.


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Playing Mahjong

Helen is a Mahjong addict, every week she sure hafta play mahjong one or else she would go crazy and start beating Ahpek (Helen's Husband) up. Ahpek are actually dem tulanED at Helen for losing his money on the mahjong table.

Normally when Helen go play Mahjong with her buddies, she will only kambek at around 2-3am. Everytime she go play mahjong Ahpek will wait up for her to kambek on the bed. The reason Ahpek waited for Helen is to find out how much she been losing that night. Helen also quite unlucky because everytime she go play mahjong she sure lose money wan. Then Ahpek will nag her kaw kaw before going to sleep.

Then come one night Helen's luck finally changed! she won more than Rm3,000 that night! Helen felt like shes on top of the world! So that night Helen decided to give Ahpek a big suprise.

Helen went home as usual but this time she took off all her clothes and panty and bra in the living room, Helen knows that Ahpek would be waiting up for her, so Helen thot she would sneaks up to the bedroom show up naked and start seducing Ahpek by giving him a bj.

Helen proceed as planned, she tip toed in nude up the stairs and crawls to the entrance of the bedroom, she then open the door as quiet as she can, as she was taking her second step into the darken room suddenly the lights were switched on.

It was Ahpek who switched on the lights. Ahpek jaws nearly dropped when he saw Helen is all naked. Then Ahpek screamed on top of his voice .....

you know the drill, scroll down la! exercise your finger abit!
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Ahpek : OMFG!!!! YOU LOST EVERYTHING???!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


13 comments:

  1. arghhhhhhh my eyes!!!!

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  2. Anonymous7:16 am

    HA HA HA ....
    sooooo comical !!!

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  3. ngai DIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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  4. Lost everything? Err.... Helen virgin ah? :))

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  5. Hahaha, ahpek and helen jadi kambing korban again.

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  6. no Wingz, it should be;
    " Oh my God! Your boobs hanging down to your belly liao!!"

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  7. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
    poor helen

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  8. This Helen also stupid. With the 3K, she can very well go look for that gigolo called WIngz...I heard that one cost RM20 only... summore comes with alot of feebies.

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  9. i nearly fall off my office chair!! hou lan hou siu!!

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  10. WTF...LOL..."Lost everything...?!" that's amusing.

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  11. hahahahaha

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