30 August 2005

Marilah ber-bolok dalam Bahasa Malaysia !!

Mengikuti perkembangan Belogsphera Malaysia aku mendapati bahawa terdapat banyak pem-belog (bloggers) yang menjawab seruan se-setengah pem-belog (bloggers) yang terkenal untuk ber-belog dalam Bahasa Malaysia sempena meraikan Hari Kemerdekaan negara kita.

Saya pun ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk menyahut seruan itu, hari ini aku nak ber-belog pasal teknologi yang canggih. Dalam era yang serba modem ini semua urusan seharian sudah pun di-komputerkan. Macam macam barangan komputer terdapat di pasaran sekarang. Produk produk yang baru muncul di pasaran hampir setiap hari, dalam semua ini boeh dikatakan sejumlah besar daripada produk yang terbaru ini adalah berdasarkan konsep USB.

Mengapakah konsep USB ini semakin popular ? ini adalah disebabkan oleh ciri cirinye yang amat mudah di gunakan. Konsep utamanya ialah Cucuk dan Main (plug and play), hampir kesemua barang keras (hardware) yang baru diperkenalkan di pasaran komputer adalah berciri Cucuk dan Main (plug and play) ini adalah satu konsep yang amat mudah untuk process installasi (installation) pengguna hanya perlu plug-kan barang keras (hardware) mereka ke dalam lobang USB yang telah diperuntukan dan barang lembut (software) akan dengan sendirinya melaksanakan ciri ciri installasi Cucuk dan Main (plug and play).

Diantara kesemua semua barang keras (hardware) yang berciri Cucuk dan Main (plug and play) yang menjadi kegemaran aku ialah batang kegembiraan (joystick). Oleh kerana aku ialah peminat permainan barang lembut (games software) batang kegembiraan (joystick) adalah sangat berguna untuk aku.

Batang kegembiraan (joystick) masa kini sungguh canggih sekali, jenis yang aku baru beli dari lowyat minggu lepas datang skali dengan fungsi mengeletar (vibration) dan juga kuasa paksa lawan balik (force feedback), ianya jugak menpunyai banyak butang sehingga aku pun tak tahu mana satu untuk apa. Akan tetapi aku sangat puas hati pada prestasi batang kegembiraan (joystick) aku.

Batang kegembiraan (joystick) akui bernama Logitech® Extreme™ 3D Pro dan berharga lebih kurang dalam lingkungan RM200-RM250. Batangnya berciri getah yang lembut yang selesa. Batang kegembiraan (joystick) ini juga datang bersama pemandu barang lembut (driver software) and ianya berciri Cucuk dan Main (plug and play). Sungguh direkomenkan kepada peminat permainan barangan lembut yang sejati (hardcore fans of games software).



Jikalau ada sesiapa yang ingin mencuba dahulu sebelum membeli, anda boleh menghubungi aku dan akan aku pinjamkan batang kegembiraan (joystick) aku untuk dipegang oleh anda.

Tiuliamah kasi!

Nota : Oi! ko olang dah baca jangan diam diam la!! lu mau baca free ka ? mau mati ka ??!!! tulis komen sikit lar abang oi !!! adik pun disyorkan untuk tinggalkan pesanan untuk aku okeh ?

29 August 2005

Weekend Pics


Small vs Big




Mum & Little Devil

Car Plunged into the River Bank - Bukit Jalil

At around 6pm, I was heading home when i saw a lot of peoples surrouding a what seems to be an accident site with yellow tape blocking a broken barricade somewhere around in Bukit Jalil. I drove up to Vista Komenwel to have a better view of what happened and managed to take a few shots. Here is the pics.


the bridge and the car beneath


The car, zoomed in. It looks like a Saga


The broken Barricade and the bunch of keepoh peoples blocking the road

A reminder to all car drivers, please drive carefully especially when you are on unfamiliar road. Accident do not discriminates. It doesnt matter what kinda car you are driving what matters is how you drive!

27 August 2005

Push-ups, Resham & Kumar and My Skooling Days

Resham and Kumar is both my ex classmate in form four, both of them are well known of being the teacher's pet and coincidently both of them are also not very the man enuff. What i mean by this ? lets just say the are abit more lemah lembut than a normal guy. :P (MCH! 1 week no blog only my MANGLISH hilang ledi!!! KNOT!!! must type in manglish back!)

why i say lemah lembut ? bcoz i dunwan to use the word "Ahkua" or else i might risk being sue, who knows maybe they are reading my blog also right ? lol!

One day during our PE class, itu cilaka mia Cikgu Yusni ask us to do push-ups lagi! MCH! that pundek guy love to torture us one! got one time he asked us to jalan Itik n cium pokok .... mch buden again that is a different sory altogether.

Today I wanna tell you about Resham and Kumar, that day when Cikgu Yusni (our PE instructor) asked us to do push up they were there also, normally they will find excuses to dissapear from PE class but dunno what happen that day they were actulee there!

we were asked to do 20 push-ups, everyone were ask to stop their push ups at around 5 counts. Cikgu Yusni ask everyone to gather around and then he asked Resham and Kumar to do their push up in front of us. Both of them obeyed and get into their position waiting for Cikgu Yusni to count to 3 before they start.

"1..2..3.. start!" shout Cikgu Yusni and they start to do their push ups when they are up to 3 counts everyone started luffing like mad donkey high on ketamine lidat! why ? lemme show u how they do push up ok ? refer to the pikchures below for futher illustrations.

Before i show you how Resham and Kumar do their Push Ups, let us see how is the proper way to do push-ups.
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This is the proper way to do push-up:
1. Straighten your arms as you push your body up off the floor.
2. Keep the back straight, then lower the body to the floor. Bending the arms and keeping the body straight.
3. Lower the body till your chest touch the floor.


AND THIS IS HOW RESHAM AND KUMAR DID IT !!!


They do push ups with their bekside!!! only the bekside is moving up n down like ppl "ush ush" (farking) lidat.
* soli i cant find any pictures of a male doing push ups that would best decribes the way they do push-ups. Resham and Kumar are both male ok ?

Cikgu Yusni try his very best to get them to do it correctly but everytime they ended up lidat oso. Cikgu Yusni were pissed so he asked them to stop and this is roughly what he said :

Cikgu Yusni : Kau berdua ini "pumping" ke buat benda lain nih ? Sakit kepala aku kau berdua bikin. Oleh krena kau orang tak bleh buat exercise olang laki jadi aku bagi kau olang exercise budak pompuan la. Kau berdua nampak tompok rumput dekat tiang gol itu tak ?
Resham & Kumar : Nampak Cikgu
Cikgu Yusni : Aku nak kau olang berdua pergi saner kira itu rumput, 10 batangs kau ikat satu, kira samapai habis !!
We all : KAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!



We were luffing so hard that day we have no power left to do any exercise, all of use together with Cikgu Yusni sit beneath a big tree and watch them KIRA RUMPUT !!!! KAKAKAKAKA!!!! OMFG!!!!

This is still the topic being repeated over and over again everytime we have our reunion and everybody still luffing like how we did on the day it happened. Skool days were really the best days of my life! *sigh*

26 August 2005

Malaysia Spam - Ever wonder how u got all that junk mails ? Find out here!

I got this in my email last week, its my 1st time getting such an email from a (I presumed) malaysian, interesting! looks like local Malaysian is also banking in the spam business!

10,000 emel unik rakyat Malaysia yang khas untuk anda. Ada banyak kegunaannya.


-untuk promosi produks

-untuk menyampai mesej
-untuk mendapat konteks
-untuk koleksi atau simpanan
-untuk cepat dan jimat kos
-untuk berkenalan dll.

Bukan mudah untuk mendapat 10,000 emel unik ini dari Malaysia.Dapatkan sekarang dengan harga promosi $10.00 ringgit sahaja. Jangan tunggu lama sebab kami akan mengumumkan senarai terbaru 10,000 email rakyat malaysia tidak lama lagi, tetapi khas hanya kepada yang telah berniaga dengan kami sahaja. maklumatnya lebih hebat dan mampat. Banyak syarikat telah berjaya dengan maklumat kami kerana harganya berpatutan, lengkap dan mereka sedar ada banyak kelebihan memilikinya. Malah ramai yang gembira dengan perkhidmatan kami kerana kami telah membantu memajukan syarikat mereka dengan maklumat ini. Semoga berjaya.

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So, now you know why you all kena spam so much la ? neh remember that maybank account and go give him/her money la !!! this can also kira my BM post for dunno what what merdeka campaign, this year we celebrating all non bumis continously kena pressed by the NEP YEAH !!!! Whats this year's motto ar ? Ke-Arah Era 30% and MORE!!! ? LMAO!

Note : better check whether your email is in their list or not!

P.S. soli been busy with work lately, now susah cari makan ledi ... kena work harder to get the same amount. *sigh* -Bek to werk!-


19 August 2005

Loan Shark - AhLong From Bukit Beruntung

I got this video in my gmail sent to me by Paultan my buddy, I found it freaking funny and on top of that it does carries a very important message. Pulez remember, AhLong [Loan Shark] is not one of your neighbourhood frend, Nope, not even if he is really your neighbour!

No nid Form J, no nid bank statement wor! Cina says "mana ada katak besar ini majiam jaumping on the jalan?" If wanna get Loan might as well get from legitimate Banks or Financial Institutions la! Gerenti all your fingers will still be intact one! LMAO!!!

Enjoy yerself with this video .... say "Tak Nak to AhLong!!"

NOTE : To ensure smooth Video playback, please pause the Video while its loading. Wait till its done loading then you can start playing it .


18 August 2005

Chinese Really got Weird Names - Who Buy ?

Steven is my ex-classmate, we knew each others for around 15 yrs ledi by now. Hes living around my place also, the other day I met him at Shell petrol station while we were both filling our tank up. Its was around 6pm and since it was quite a while since we last chitchat, he asked me to join him for a drink somewhere nearby.

We tok bout lotsa stuffs that nite but one particular topic really tickled me and this is what i m gonna tell you guys bout.

You see Steven is now working for a logistic firm in Klang, his boss (Ang) is farking stingy and a free loader pundek! He always go around the opis picking for free stuffs from his staffs. Whenever they tahpau food back to office the boss sure come out and dig into their food one, what worst is the ofis's pantry is always empty except for Tap water.

Now come the story, last week bloody hazy rite ? its also bloody HOT !!! so Chee (Steven's Manager) decided to threat everyone to some cold fizzy drink and asked the opis boy to goan get a few dozens of COKE from the nearby 7-11.




As soon as the opis boy return with 8 botols of 1.5liter COKE (COCA-COLA) everyone begin to strom the opis boy like they all 100 days never drink COKE lidat. Sardenly this ANG (the boss) also walked out of his opis to kepoh. then this is what happen next.

Ang : WUAH!!! got COKE ah ??!! Who buy one jek ?
Steven : Boss dont worry lar, this one got someone blanja us one. We dint use company money to buy wan lar.
Ang : Wuah who so nice la ? WHO BUY WHO BUY ????!!!

*Steven n his opis mate beh tahan their blardee Boss so kepoh then they all together gether answer him*

All the staffs : "CHEEBAI LAHHH!!!" (Chee Buy lah!!!)

P.S. : If you got frend whose surname is Chee, dun ask him to buy things ok ? :P

Chinese Poem - The Answer

AND THE WINNER IS ......... VYNN !!!! CONGRATULATION!!! you get one year FREE subscription to http://rojaks.blogspot.com !!!!

Others pls pay up!!! LOL!!


now the question :

This is a Canto Poem, pls read in canto pronounciation -

*Fung Chui Lau CheePai Yew Pai*
*Cheepai, Cheepai, CheeCheePai*


The Answer :

West Lake : there are one type of tree that grow abundantly around the lake. I do not know what its call in Yingrish till VYNN said it willow, I guessed hes right guah lol ... but anyway in Canto that tree is called "Lau she" therefore its branch is called "
Lau Chee"

When the wind is blowing and the branch is swaying in canto we say "
Chee Pai".

Fung Chui Lau CheePai Yew Pai
(wind blow, willow branch sway n sway)
Cheepai Cheepai CheeCheePai
(branch sway, branch sway, many many branches swaying)

There! your answer (soli yesday datang HAID, no mood to blog. dats why your answer late by 1 day) LMAO!!!


P.S. : To those who think this is a hamsup poem and got related to old cibai one hor .... I gibe lu consolation prize la ... 1 botol of clorox for u to rinse your brain with KAKAKAKAKA!!!!!




16 August 2005

Once Upon a Time In China - Chinese Poem West Lake - Hangzhou

A few years ago, I joined a China 7 days 8 nites Tour package together with Dabren. It was in October, we travelled from Shanghai till Nanjing ( i think) and along the way we stopped over in like 7 others cities one of them is Hangzhou and its legendary West Lake ( Sai Woo - in Canto). This West Lake is well known for its beauty landscape and astounding nature captivating every soul that past this way. West Lake also plays a part in China's history as this lake has been mentioned over and over again in Ancient China's history.

Lee is the only male tour guide we meet on this China Tour Package of ours, he is in charge of our well being while we are in Hangzhao, he is a funny guy with lotsa tales to tell, one of the highlight of the trip was the boat/ferry ride across the West Lake. It was drizzling that day so most of us stay inside the ferry to avoid getting soaking wet and its also kinda cold in October. Lee were sitting right next to us and he decides to strike up a conversation with us.


This is the ferry/boat that bring us across the West Lake

Lee : How ? West Lake nice anot ? (in mandarin)
Dabren : What is he asking ?
Me : Honey, Lee is asking you, how is the scenery ?
Me : Lee she dun understand Mandarin, can you speak in canto ?
Lee : Sorry only a little bit, you mean Malaysia chinese cant speaks Mandarin ?
Me : Some of us can, but those from National skool mostly cant.
Lee : you from chinese skool ?
Me : nope, I cant read but i can speak.
Lee : HAHA! thats funny! just like banana man
Me : wuah ... dun say me banana man hor ... even tho i knot read chinese but my knowledge about chinese literature anytime can be better than you one hor!
Lee : Sure anot !!! I want to test you!
Me : Let your horse kam!!! ---> (I accept your challenge)
Lee : ok! chinese got 4 big element to test a scholar, what izzit ?
Me : Kam, Kei, She, Wah ( piano, chess, books, paintings - direct translation la)
Lee : wuah can wor! ok lemme test you on "She" (books) sonce we dont have anything to test the other 3 elements.
Me : ok ... kam kam let your horse kam.
Lee : err ... since we are on West Lake, i want you to make a poem using West Lake or its surrounding as the subject.
Me : wuahh .... u play me ar ??? .... wait wait gimme 5 minits to think !
Lee : ok ok i give u time

*5 minutes later*

Me : Ok i got it!
Lee : ok let your horse kam!
Me : hear this ok!

This is a Canto Poem, pls read in canto pronounciation -

*Fung Chui Lau CheePai Yew Pai*
*Cheepai, Cheepai, CheeCheePai*



*Lee - dumbfucked for a few secs trying to process my poem, den he suddenly stand up and said*

Lee : HOU!!! HOU!!! HOU SEE!!! HOU SEE!!!! ---> canto also


Any of you knows what the poem means ? Do you have what it takes to come out with the correct answer ?? I mean if you are cina and you know lotsa cina history n stuffs then you shud be able to come out with the actual meaning rite ?

Correct answers will get one year free subscriptions to http://rojaks.blogspot.com !!!! HAHAHA!!! C'mon keep your answer kambing !!!!!!

Answer will be announce tomlo and winners will be notified by pos-very-laju and also we will put big big advertisement in the newspepah "THE SON"



*NOTE : This contest is not applicable to forumers in Dr.liew.net & their families bcoz they alredi know the answer!


13 August 2005

Harley Davidson for Ladies !!!!! Limited Edition - Custom Made

I know one fler by the name of Jack, hes a diehard biker n his favourite bike is non other than Harley Davidson, just last year only he diam diam goan buy a brand new Harley Davidson VRSCA V-ROD without even discussing it with Judy (his wife) first. So that whole month he kena teruk from his bini. No sex, no food, no communication, cant even sleep on his cozy bed, his wife kicked him outta the room so he kena sleep in the guestroom la. Buden he told me even tho he kena torture kaw kaw but its still worth it for him to get that baby (his brand new Harley). That was last year.



Harley VRSCA V-Rod

This year he has done it again! he just receive his Brand New limited edition of Harley Machoman bike, he traded in his 1 yr old V-Rod but still the new bike cost almost double to the value he got by trading in his V-Rod. When he got his new bike he dont dare to go home, instead he ride it to my house and show it to me. He then asked me to go for a ride with him on his new bike, the this conversation took place :

Me : WUAH! Farker why u so nice one today ? usually I wanna touch also knot dun say ride la! you sure got something one leh
Jack : Err ... how come u so smart one ar ?
Me : eh you no nid lick my ass, the fact that I m smarter than you is no longer a secret. The whole town knows bout it ledi.
Jack : MCH! want so lansi meh ?
Me : CCB! Are you gonna tell me whats up anot ? if not i go back into my house and continue my tv show.
Jack : Err ... can you company me back to my house ? I sked Judy will kill me when she sees me going home with a new bike again. She ledi warned me when i buy that V-Rod, I also promised her i wont change bike edi but ....
Me : Whats in it for me ?
Jack : we frend mah! tok lidis meh ?
Me : frend sama lu ? go fly kite better la ... if no benefit then i go back watch tv.
Jack : OK OK ! if i get out of this alive then i bring u go Tap Kuat n Karaoke all i pay ok anot ?
Me : hmm .. ok deal la! but if things gets ugly I wont take a bullet for you one hor, You know lar your wife Tae Kwan Do Black Belt 2 dan wei ... i also sked!
Jack : I understen that also ... but i see this new baby i just cant resist. Anyway with you there she wont do anything drastic one lar dnt worry.
Me : I told u edi, anything goes wrong I will split!
Jack : ok ok


Jack's all new Harley Machoman!

5 mins later we arrive at Jack's house, I got down from the bike and Jack goan park his new bike into the garage, from where i stand i can see Judy peeking out from the front window to see who is here. From her face expression, I cant tell Jack is in real deep shit this time!

Both of us pretend to be very cool lidat walking into the house and Judy is watching tv in the living room. Jack call out to her while i sit in the korner.

Jack : honey I'm home
Judy : Im not blind, I can see not only you are home but you got a new bike too
Jack : err ..... yea i traded in my V-Rod and get this one for a good pirce
Judy : YOU PROMISED ME NO MORE NEW BIKE!!!
Jack : I m sorry .... but this one is limited edition! Whole Malaysia only got 10 units! Next time if i sell out sure can make money wan!
Judy : Ok since you like bike so much, i'll let you off with one condition.
Jack : Anything!
Judy : I want a Harley too! since you got a few Harley before this, its only fair if i get one myself.
Jack : but but ... we cant afford another Harley
Judy : Thats your problem, if we cant afford another Harley you shouldnt have bought another one yourself!
Jack : I traded in my other bike for this!
Judy : I dont care! either you get me a Harley which is suitable for a lady or I'll see you at the Divorce lawyer's office.
Jack : Okay okayyyyy!!! I'll get you a Harley!!!

Judy : walks upstairs after getting assurance from Jack that she will get herself a Harley. I walked up to Jack.

Me : Diuuu!!! i thot got show to watch wan! no action at all!! NATO only! rugi I come n watch! I thot can see how your wife bash you kaw kaw! KAKAKA!
Jack : MCH! see me fall down ledi u step on me sommo la!
Me : KAKAKA! releks brader ... i got jalan help lu get outta this mess ...
Jack : Sure anot ???
Me : Sure la but its gonna cost you la ... you kena add in full course shark fins n abalone dinner for 4 person on top of what you plomised me tadi,
Jack : If you can help me get out of this mess, 2 full course shark fins and abalone dinner also can!
Me : OK DEAL!
Me : come here we bisik bisik .. sked let ur bini hear us .... jeejum jeejum ... yada yada yada ... kilikooloo kilikooloo ... AHH!! lidat lar!!!
Jack : WUAHHH!!! GOOD IDEA !!!!

2 Days later ... at Jack's houz
*Ding-Dong* Doorbell ringing .. Jack goan open the door, he recognised the face of the fler in front of the door.

Jack : Honey your Harley is here!!!
Judy : COMING !!!
Jack : guys bring it in, leave the box right there on the carpet.
Judy : Where izzit ? where izzit ? *very sexcited liow*
Jack : Here in the box!
Judy : In the box ???!!! What kinda Harley is this ? Self assembly required ? LEGO Harley ??!!!
Jack : No no no! this is a custom made Harley! I got it order just for you! The ppl in Harley call it Lady Harley! The first one ever made!
Judy : Sure anot ? dont bluff me ok?
Jack : Sure la! You open the box and see!

Judy go open the big box and this is what she get ....... [normal la scrool down ler ... must bikin suspense abit mah] .....
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Ok la ! suspense over edi!! HERE IT IS !!! HARLEY FOR THE LADIES !!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Pls note that the above is oni a joke and i m definitely not a sexist! I m a lesbian! how sexist can I be ? *winks*

Face Anal-Lazer! Before and After

*NOTE : This is a Re-post from Blogathon Entry last week

I wanna share my Sexperiences experience with a program called FACE-ANAL-LICKER with everibodi, lately alotsa peeples also goan try this unique program so I also dun wanna be left out. I wanna see which celebrity looks like ME LMAO!!

I go there then they said upload my pikchures, so I follow la … click click click kautim! Click on “SUBMIT”

Wait … wait … waited …. “tap tap tap” fingers drumming on table … after 1 full minit viola! Result is out!!!



Wah lau eh !!! MCH!! Say me 100% Southern European !!!! I m 101% Cina Ahpek Tulin ok !!! All my stats also AVERAGE ONLY !!!! diuuu !!!! Very the most obviously definitely absolutely tehlibel part is the program says I looks like Bart Leong Gum !!!!!

You say lar !!! I where got looks so fugly like Bart Leong ???!!! I more lengjai ok?!! Everytime I go shopping buy groceries peeples at Jusco said Jackie Cheung looks like me one !!! This is insult I tell you!!! I very the

TULAN after seing that FACE-ANAL-LICKER mia result …. Got smokes kambing out from my lobang hidung edi.

At this time hor sardenlee suanie (from suanie.net) message me, asking me to pledge to their blogathon. Being the AhPek I am, I asked her

Me : “apetu pledge ar ?”
Suanie : er … fark u lar pledge also dunno meh ?
Me : sounds like porn to me
Suanie : WTF??!!! Pledge is like donate la !!! sapot our effort! Pledge for us! Pledge for blogathon!
Me : ohh!!! Donate izzit ? dew .. say lar donate !!! ok ok minimum kena gibe how much wan ?
Suanie : minimum is US$5 bucks
Me : Wah lau eh! Aunty, now donate also kena use USD ka ? RM boh laku ledi izzit ?
Suanie : No lar !!! you can use equivalent amount in RM to donate also lar!
Me : If I wanna donate RM50 then how much I should put in US$ ?
Suanie : lebih korang US$ 14 itu majiam la
Me : ok la I pledge lu US$ 14 la !! wah seh 1st time I use Amalika doller man !!!
Suanie : eh lu go to the blogathon site to register your pledged amount ok ?
Me : Yes aunty!

So, I go there fill out the form and pledged USD14 and pless “SUBMIT” button again la, the “SUBMIT” button reminds me of the FACE-ANAL-LICKER program … I still boh song the result kam out lidat one. Unsatisfied I goan try again … repeat the same process .. upload my pic and pless “SUBMIT”…. To my surprise this time result kam out different one leh !!!! you don’t belif you goan see for yourself la!



I got my identeetee back ledi !!! as 100% Cina AhPek Tulin !!!! LOOK at my STATS!!! All perfect man !!!! just the way it should be !!! I always knew I am perfect! *winks* and yes! The program is right this time! Jackie Cheung really looks like me !!!! confirmed !!!! this results is very satisfactory !!!! I like it !!!!

Then only I realized, this program only works after you done a good deed ler …. After I pledge edi my result all come out correctly compares to before I pledge! SERIOUS SHIT !!! if you guys dun belif me you try yourself la! … 1st befoh you pledge you goan upload your pic at the FACE-ANAL-LICKER site, copy down the results, then go pledge at blogathon site! (minimum US$ 5.00 ok? Dun be so kiamsiap! Charity mah!) then after that u goan upload your pick at FACE-ANAL-LICKER site again. SURE got different one!!! Caya sama gua !!!


P.S. : If no diff. then must be something wrong with the program lerr … not my fault ok ? goan tembak the programmer LMAO!!!

12 August 2005

Air Purifiers / Ionizers for the Hazey Days

After the 2 reviews I did on my blog, I got an email from a reader of mine asking me whether I am willing to help him to review a few of his products which are mainly air ionizers.

I dont think I am really "in a position" to reviews stuffs officially, but he did ask for help and he insist on sending me samples for my evaluation I thought no harm trying right ? Therefore this is not a review but an opinion of a user and what I think of the products.

The samples arrived in my opis on Monday, hand delivered. It came in a huge box! I opened it up and found 4 products inside, namely VC888 Desktop Ionizer/Ozonizer, VC799 Ionizer/Ozonizer, VC88 car Ionizer/Ozonizer and VC288 personal Ionizer.


1. VC388 Ionizer / Ozonizer with disposable HEPA filter and Air fresherning function

VC888 on the floor in the front office.

Aerosol cans for the air freshening HEPA filter on the other side

Monday, we alredy got haze coming into the front office from the main entrance, my girls is already complaining that their eyeballs is burning and they cant open their eyes. The first thing we did when we open the box was plug this unit into the socket and blast it at Max speed. Within 30 minutes all the haze were gone from the office, everything back to normal.

Pros :
1. Nice Ergonomic Designs
2. Lotsa Features :-
a] Operation Mode : Manual, Auto, 2 hours or 4 hours
b] Functions : choose between ionizer mode or ozonizer mode
c] Fan Speed : 3 level of wind speed to choose from
d] Air freshener function.
3. Attractive Bright VFD Display
4. 4 layers Hepa Filter with activated carbon which claimed to be 99.7% effective.
5. Quiet while operating under low speed
6. Effective even in large aea, the filters works in getting rid of the haze/smog we are facing in our country now. My office is now smog/haze/smells free!


Cons :
1. Kinda Bulky and you cant bring it everywhere you go.
2. Lack of remote control
3. Noisy when running in high speed mode.
4. I dont know how much it cost, that fler dunwan tell me lol!
5. HEPA Cartridge is not washable.
6. The cord is kinda short


2. VC788 Ionizer / Ozonizer with disposable HEPA filter

VC788 on my desk


Just to show you how good is the filter, the one of the left is brand new filter and the one on your right, thats 5 days old. Thats how dirty our air is! SCARY SHIT!

Pros :
1. Cute Design - small footprint, able to fit on any desk without much problem
2. LCD screen [backlite] with time, date and room temperature display
3. Features :
a] Operation Mode : Manual, Auto, 2 hours or 4 hours
b] Functions : choose between ionizer mode or ozonizer mode
c] Battery operated but only for the calendar, date and temperature feature only, Ionizer and ozonizer cant be activated while using batteries.
4. Superbly quiet.
5. 4 layers Hepa Filter with activated carbon which claimed to be 99.7% effective.
6. Effective in smaller area such as a room, it uses the filters to get rid of the haze/smog we are facing in our country now. I am using it in my room now.

Cons :
1. Cant choose fan speed
2. LCD backlight only will be activated when a button is pressed and only stay lighted for 10 seconds before it automatically goes off.
3. Lack of remote control
4. Ions/Ozones exit window panel could be further improve for better ventilation.
5. Access to the Hepa filter isnt not that user freindly.


3. VC88 Car Ionizer / Ozonizer

I got this into my car monday evening, on the way to fetch Mrs Wingz, I was on the phone with her in the afternoon where shes complaining about how irritating her nose was but 5 minutes in the car she already felt the differences. It really works ... to prove my point i opened the windows and drive around for 5 minutes lidat. Then close the windows i can smell the burning fumes. After about 10 minutes later all the fumes is gone.... not bad for a little ionizer i must say.

Pros :
1. Nice & sturdy design
2. Easy to operate.
3. Suprisingly effective compares to its size.
4. Come with Fragrance but I was advise against using that, coz according to him if the fragrance leaked out, it will melt your dashboard. Prolly due to some chemical they are using in producing the fragrance.
5. Cord to the ciggy socket is included

Cons
1. Does not come with HEPA filter.
2. Cant use the Freshening features.
3. The cord provided are kinda too long for my car.
4. The foorprint is a lil bit too big for smaller cars (eg. like my small little kernchill)


3. VC288 Personal Ionizer

It looks cute, I gave it to Mrs Wingz to try it out and this is what she thinks.

Pros :

1. Its something I myself never seen before! I totally like the idea of having a personal ionizer hanging around my neck to clean the air around me!
2. Nicely Design, it looks like some kinda cool MP3 player that you can hang around your neck lol!
3. Battery operated
4. Color LED indicator
5. Lightweight
6. Neck Band included
7. On-Off switch
8. Suitable for those who expose themself to extremely dusty kinda enviroment I guess.

Cons :
1. Short battery life - continous run for 8 hours only.
2. Very sensitive On-Off switch
3. I really doubt the effectiveness of this unit. Furthermore in the open air you wont be able to get enuff concentration of ions to effectively get rid of the dust/smokes around you. Unless you stand at one spot for a period of time la lol!

11 August 2005

My Anti Haze Campaign

In support with Haze Haters In KL campaign, this is my Anti Haze Message :




Channel New Asia reported that Our gomen declare a state of emergency ledi due to our stupid neighbour! SEE!! this is what you get for staying next to idiots! LINK to the news here

Latest Attraction in KLCC Park - THE HAZE MAZE !!! Find Out More In Here!

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Good place to Beromen, its so hazy I doubt the Authorities gonna catch anything/anyone in this haze maze.



Snatch thieves also easier to excape now, how to run after him in this haze maze ?



KLCC Latest Attraction !!! THE HAZE MAZE !!! So far no contestant Made it out alive yet!

What are you waiting for ? Head on to KLCC on da Fark! Park

Haze and Police - Great Combination of Excuse.

Warning : Long boring Post Ahead!

I went straight to Kota Kamuning right after work, a friend of mine came down from KK since last week but I havent got any time to met her yet. Shes leaving today and a bunch of our friends wanna give her a nice farewell dinner. We are suppose to have dinner there but due to the haze the venue were changed from an open air restaurant to a air conditioned one.

Nothing special bout dinner except tok kok, sing song kinda event. Nobody got drunk and I offered to send Michelle (the girl from KK) to the airport (such a nice guy I am) we arrive at the airport around 9:30pm drop Michelle off and I headed back home.

I was kinda worn out and the long straight road from KLIA back to KL wasnt really helping either. Outta sudden my rear got tiongED by anoder CLK (Cute Little Kernchill). I thot to myself "wuah sial! how can a CLK tiong my SLK (Small Little Kernchill)"

Abuden I straight floor the pedal and try to distant him abit lar ...... i got a bit to the front but within seconds this CLK caught up with me! then for at least half an hour both our CLK n SLK were engagging in a high speed cat and dog chase. I cant shake him off and he cant shake me off either.

Unfortunately for us both, today got road block. Both CLK and SLK also kena flag down by the polis. I manage to stop safely by the road side wind down my window, kill my engine and wait for the police officer to approach me. I can see one of the officer is walking towards my SLK from my side mirror den I know i hafta think fast to come out with a good excuse to get out of this mess, sardenlee i got this brilliant idea!

The policeman finally arrive and this conversation took place :

Polis : Sir, you had exceeded the speed limit, Look I had a long day and this haze isnt helping to make it any easier, if you could give me a good reason why are you driving so fast in this stupid haze I will let you off with a warning.

Me : Officer. You see, my aircond is not working, so i hafta drive with my window down to get proper air ventilation.

Polis : Thats not good enough, unless you can come out with something logical I guess i have no option but to issue with a summon.

Me : Wait datuk wait ! i notchet finish! You see har my aircond not working i hafta wind down the window, then all the haze got into my car. The haze is so thick till it block my view of the speedometer! I cant tell what kinda speed I am doing at all!!!



Polis : *shake head* ok, go now before i change my mind.

Me : Tenkiu datuk!!! *speed off*

See ? the haze is NOT all bad after all! LOL!

*I m wondering, did that SLK managed to get away without suffering any monetary losses to0 ?*

10 August 2005

Dream Driving

You heard of sleep walking rite ? but i bet you never heard of Dream Driving! but thats what the peeples in KL is doing this few days ....... lemme explains ...

Yesday or rather this morning i went to bed at around 4am. I m bloody addicted to to the game i m currently playing, LOTR Battle of Middle Earth. Thats the reasonwhy im sleeping at 4am in the morning during weekday.

Anyway, was driving to work today while still floating due to lack of sleep, somehow I felt quite different somehow. I felt like i wasnt awake at all .... as if I am driving in my dream ..... DREAM DRIVING! YIKES !!! WAKEUP WAKEUP!!!


Feels like driving in Heaven


Visibility down to 100 meter

Luckily my car got install air car ionizer and car ozonizer so i dont smell a shit in my car, I tell you installing a car ionizer in your car really makes a lot of differences. With ionizer installed you will get fresh air in your car minus all the foul smells. I dont know about others, but the one i am using, it really works like wonder!

I'll blog bout the car ionizer in my next products review ok ?


9 August 2005

Canto Jokes : What Do You Get When ......

What do you get when you cross - a ham and a lemon ???



..............Ham ............and a ......... Lemon ?

Answer
: Ham + Ling ( In canto - Ham Kah Ling)

8 August 2005

Naked Girl & Taxi Driver

One day a Taxi driver were stunned when a completely/obviously/absolutely/terribly naked girl gets into his taxi. He turned his head back and stare at her stalk naked body. The girl is kinda piised with this so the girl finally blurted out

Naked Girl : Ahpek see what see ? Never see naked girl befoh ah ?
Taxi Ahpek : Got ah! got see befoh but i just wondering ler
Naked Girl : Wondering what ? you hamsup ahpek!
Taxi Ahpek : I m just wondering how are you gonna pay my taxi fare ......


tenkiu to buangmasa for the joke :)

7 August 2005

I AM A LESBIAN !!!

Last Friday happy hour at a pub in da city, with Andy & Lee :

Andy : Eh why today u so diam one ar ?
Me : I got pobem la .... I dem confused now
Lee : Family pobem ar ?
Me : nope
Andy : $ pobem ?
Me : Nope
Lee : woman pobem ?
Me : Not that too
Andy : Then ??
Me : lemme hantam more beer first la, i high edi will tell u all wan.
Lee : MCH!! wanna tipu free beer say so la !!!
Lee : Lenglui ... yart tah Carlsberg! [pretty, gimma 12 botols Carlsberg]
Andy : MCH lu Lee ... pasal kepoh only suma boleh ar lu ... i dunno ah! i m not paying for this!
Lee : MCH!!! as if you dun wanna know la!
Andy : I want but not as despo as you are
Lee : u diam diam n wait for him to get high la ... dun tok somuch! today I pau suma ok ?

* 20 mins later when i m high enuff *

Me : ok guys ... i wanna ask u both har ...... will you think of me differently or boycott me if i tell you Im not the same guy animore ?
Lee : Andy he really mabuk edi .... wtf he toking now ?
Me : I not yet mabok la! I tell you la .... i think hor ....
Andy : What ??? you think what ler ? tell us la!
Me : I think I m lesbian ler .........
Lee & Andy : *dumbfarkED*
Lee : WTF! where got man jadi lesbian one ? worst worst you also turn gay! like that SW guy
Me : why knot ??!!
Andy : lu mabuk la! lu mau minum free say so la !!! no nid tipu us wan!
Me : MCH!!! i am telling u the truth!!!
Me : I just read a book toking bout lesbian one ... and i really kena chun chun the descriptions of a lesbian ler!



Lee: How how ???!!! faster tell!
Me : you remembered last time i got tell you both bout my dreams of me being a woman but stuck in a man's body ?
Andy : And ?
Me : and the fact that i loves girls is beyond any doubt .... if i m really a woman trapped in a man's body and i loves woman ALOT, then .... doesnt that makes me a lesbian ???
Andy & Lee : DumbfarkED again*

Lee : Yahor .. it starting to make sense now .... in every man there is a woman, u know lar the xx-xy-yy-yx chromosome thingy we learnt from skool. So if we love a woman, that means we did not love them as a wholely man! part of us are woman!!! OMFG!! i felt so disgusting right now !!! Im a farking Lesbian too!!!!

Andy : Alamak !!! no wonder just now i go kencing .... like usual i hold my "john" then sardenlee im getting erection ... then i got this strange feeling ...... i think its the woman part of me is holding my "John" la!! no wonder kena erection la!!! KNN!!! MCH !!!

Me : SEE ??? I told you we are all lesbian ! aiyo nvm la! dont think so much! come come Yum sing la !!! CHEERS LA!!!

That was the story of how i discovered how easy it is to con for free beer in KL LMAO! I pray & hope both Andy and Lee do not read blog HAHAHA!!!






5 August 2005

Tung Jue Yao BLOGATHON, Yeow Sik Yart Thin ... Ming Thin Cheng Jou !!

Translation of the title [owner of the blog got BLOGATHON, off for one day, tomlo kambek again tenkiu]







Taika hou!
(everybody good)

Ngo Kam yat hou larn chat mm duck han, sor yee kam yart ngo mow post entry ger lah! ming thin farn loi lar.
(Me today very farking not free, so i dont think they will be any enry today! kambek tomlo la)

Yarn wai leong bin geh charity blogathon dow cheng ngo jow guest blogger
(Becoz I have been invited to be the guest blogger for 2 blogathons)

Sor yee ngo mm duck harn diu lei dei
(so, i fuck u all no free)

Ngo yart ting yiu pong hui dei, yarn wai ngo geh jung jee (middle finger) jau hai "YARN YARN WAI NGO! NGO WAI YARN YARN!"
(I want to help them bcoz one of my principle are "PEE-PLS FOR ME, ME FOR PEE-PLES")

Sor Yi, Yee Kuoh lei dei yau chin, cheng kuen bei hui dei lar!
(So, if you got marney, please pledge/donate some money to them la)

Toh jeh sai
(Tenkiu)

4 August 2005

USB Stereo Speakers for Notebook User

I m using a NEC notebook and it comes with a super lousy set of sepakers, so one fine day I went to Lowyat Sri Computer to look for a new set of speakers preferably for notebook usage and small in size so i can lug it around without having to bear with the extra burden. I found this powderfool little bugger. [Refer below for its photo.]

The neat thing is this set of speaker actually draws its power from the USB port. That will save up a few hundreds grams of weight if it were to come with a transformer of some kind, its very very lightweight less than 300gm. But do not under estimate this little bugger bcoz it can and will blast your ass sky high if you turn it to the MAX!

It comes default with a built in speaker stand and doubles up as a protector for the speaker's cone when not in use. When in use it will have 2 blue LED light as indicator and there is also volume control on the speaker. All in all, RM50.00 ! its a good buy! [Made in China also] - no brand, no url, no link no shit! so knot tell you whois the manufacturer!

GADGETS - PSP ADD ON STEREO AMPLIFIER


PSP Add on Self Powered Stereo Amplifier [click on image to enlarge]
Ever felt your PSP's volume not loud enuff ? You think the tiny speakers in your PSP can satisfy your hunger to hurt your ear drums ? Well, worry no more! External PSP add on Amplifier is here to safe your day ..er ... or rather blast your ear drums LOL! ... Well apart from utilizing this devide for game play your can use it to play your MP3 and Video outloud. Such a wonderfool creation aint it ?

The speaker cost approximately USD 12.00 or HK$ 75.00 [RM49 itu majiam]
With the following features :
  • Increase the sound volume
  • Stereo Amplifier
  • Self power (2 x AAA batteries)
  • On/Off switch
  • Green LED indicator
  • Size : 126.4 x 79.5 x 18.0 mm
  • Weight : 98gm
At RM49 bucks i say its a good buy, if you got need for it la ! Click here shop.brando for the link. Since this company originated from HK, Im very much certain this amplifier is made in China. hmmm ... quality ? i let u guys decides ok ? :P

P.S. see ? I can do gadgets review also! flat 3 minutes post! mana got difficult ?? furthermore I am actually using this product not only cut n paste, so dun diu me ok ? :P

Pinging Time (PPS) - Best Results

I think this is a lame topik and i do not think i m kolifai to give this kinda tok yet .. but after a few months of observation this is my findings. There is 4 time segment where the trehpik will be higher if you were able to catch the readers flocking to PPS to read blogs. I have experiment with the same and the results were within expectations. Of coz all this taken into consideration of the topik blogged and the relevancies of these topik to the current trend and gossip etc ...

The Time Segment :

1. From 7am-9am : this is what i call BLEKFAS time, where ppl check in early to work. Some arrive as early as 6am (carpool mah no choice lor) ... they will eat their blekfas in the opis and while waiting for 9am they can catch up on their fav blogs, therefore you can see like today those high trehpik blog like paultan.org and suanie.net pinged their latest entry. This 2 fler knows what they are doing bcoz as far as i know Paultan.org got about 6-7k visitors on a normal day and the trehpik shoots up to 11-12k on a good day, with a total of 4.8 millions pageload a month!! Anyway enuff of promoting his trehpik .... refer below for screenshots of the above mentioned





2. From 11am till 1pm, luncheowtime lunchtime!! You know lar our weather so hot, all lenglui dunwan get dark, so all taupah back opis eat lor. While eating what else can you do ? read blog la! especially if u kena diuED by boss in the morning session so u nid a bit of jokes to cheer you up... then u go read rojaks! :P Again, you can see prominent blogger a.k.a. trehpik queen 5xmom will ping at least one post during this hour, together -gether with some others fehmes bloggers all rushing to ping PPS befoh lunchtime is diu due!




3. From 5pm till 7pm - After werk, normall some ppl wanna act hardworking (wanna let boss see mah) so after work still stay back (some wanna avoid jam and some waiting for bf/carpool/gf/dad/mum) to come pick them up. So wat best to do if not read more blog leh ? Therefore this is also anoder chun time to ping your entry.

4. After 8pm till midnite - this is when ppl releks after makan, come online surf for porn/videos what best thing to do while downloading those big big files ? read a blog lor!!!


All those time above I tarak simply tembak one, I butui buti ala research wan ... this one all I also got double check with my Fengsui sifu "Wind and Jade" edi, she also agree with my findings. Its all complicated stuffs like the 5 elements the directions the kua position and the position of the grand master jupiter duke dude, the triagrams and the 5 pillars theory ... I explains to you also no use you wont understen one lol!

All in all, this is just my own findings, it might be right or it might be wrong. Time changes everything, but as of now it still works. I hope you will find it usefool and use it to boost your trehpik (if you need any). One day i will stop blogging and at least I shared something that will live on in the blogsphere :P

Cheers Amigos Cheers!!!

How to Make a Spiral Shape Chokolat Cake!

IMPORTANT : PLEASE EAT YOUR LUNCH FIRST BEFORE YOU READ THIS, IF YOU HAVENT GOT YOUR LUNCH YET, PLEASE KAMBEK LATER!


Hi, meet your trainer today, Moe and Mindy. Both of them will teach you how to make spiral shape chokolet cake! Please observe carefully ok ?



If you did it correctly, your cake should turn out lidis!



LOL!! .... neat isnt it ?!

3 August 2005

A Call For Bloggers Gathering !!!

I always wanted to meet more of our fler bloggers, especially those who are like me, a blogging dad notto mention others legendary bloggers as well ... therefore I decide to host a Bloggers Gathering so everyone could come and meet each other and tok bout bloggign n stuffs. Details of the upkambing bloggers gathering hosted and seponsored by me are as follows :

Type : Sit Down Buffet Dinner
Date : Sometime this month - befoh Merdeka day
Time : 7-8.00pm
Dresscode : Casual (No Camera Pulez)
RSVP only

List of invited bloggers would be as below:


1. Belacan 2.Willwolf 3. Dizzyjoe 4. Jxt2J 5. Paul Tan 6. Dr.Liew 7. J!mmy 8. AhPek 9. Simon PaedophileNeophyte 10. Papi 11. Jason Lioh 12. Pennypupz 13. 5xmom 14. Minishorts 15. KennySia 16. Dsaint 17. KY (helmet man) 18. Suanie 19. Mack 20. Jeff Ooi 21. FA 22. Dementedchic 23. KennethChiew 24. PeterTan 25. Yvonne Foong 26. Kiasi boy 27. Lockee 28. frostier 29. quicksilver 30. momo-jojo 31. bUttsH4k3r 32. Simmie 33. Toxicle 34. Kstang 35. Surfnux 36. cccp 37. Carryn 38. Crazygrrl 39. S-Kay 40. Jayelle 41. Lobak sup 42. Young Brat 43. Vynn 44. andycjw 45. Scribbler 46. Ka-soons 47. kljs 48. Mahagurusia 49. Wongpk 50. Wiredpod 51. Stanch 52. Kimberlycun 53. Shaolin Tiger 54. Klutz 55. Jaded 56. SamsonYip 57. SPG 58. S0rcy 59. YP 60.Desmo 61. eyeris 62. Viewtru 63.ireallybiteee

VENUE

But the venue is kinda small tho ... so I dunno can fit everyone there anot .... buden this is the only place I can afford ....scroll down and take a look then tell me whether you guys like it anot ok ?















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LMAO!!! dun diu me pulezzzz !!! I cant afford 5* hotel mah !!!!

2 August 2005

Advice Needed - From Someone in the Tourism Industry

Its almost that time of the year again, where the company hafta be close for a few days and sustains heavy losses while the staffs happily sucking away my blood .... I mean its time for the company's annual trip again!

Bcoz of so many uncertainties coupled with terrible economic conditions this year I wanna go somewhere local, somewhere cheap! Buden I got no idea where is cheap ... prolly a trip to the Nude Bitch beach within peninsular Malaysia and some bitching beach activities etc .... anyone got any bright idea ? Maybe got some CHEAP HOLIDAY BEACH TOUR PACKAGE by any local Tour Agency ?




The trip prolly gonna be 3D2N thingy, since $ matters so its not necesarily hafta be in a MCB expensive hotel, 3* will do just fine ... as a matter of fact I think if can get apartment or bungalow also lagi chun! its cheaper rite ?





Prolly would need to charter a bus or else i can ask those pest to drive themself! those without own transportation can go Pudu n buy own bus tiket! KAKAKAKA!!

Ok, I admit, I m seriously not cut out for this kinda stuff .... can anyone gimme a hand here ? ANyone who had organised this kinda trip befoh also are welcome to contribute also .... nid infos !!! pulezzzzzz.......

P.S.
Make sure there is cheap food around too! if not i pokai feeding those hungry ghost!! those banglas can eat a whole farking COW you know!!!? Janji everything
cheap can edi !!!

Tenkiu in advance! and yes, Im a Cheapopo

1 August 2005

You Are Definitely a Computer Geek If You Do This Kinda Stuffs .....


When your kids ask you where they came from and you are just looking for an easy way out, tell them you downloaded them from the internet! LOL! willwolf now you know what to tell your kids next time la ?



Now you know why so many elderly folks is learning to use the pc to send emails, MSN, ICQ, Skype & Yahoo Messenger. I guess in a few years time I would prolly send a message to my son upstairs in his room asking him to switch off his pc and come down to take his dinner with us. lol



In the near future there wont be anymore boring dull name like John, Gary or Raymond. All kids will have cool name like MP3 Lee, JPEG Yap, VCD Ho, DVD Chiew, CDRW Tan, DVDRW Toh, BITORRENT Chan, GOOGLE Wong, YAHOO Wee, Blog Lam, PPS Chong etc ...



Yes! time will come where you can email to everybody, even to your unborn baby still in the womb. You can even download encyclopedia or other stuffs that you want him to learn while hes still in the womb. Lets face it, 9 months with nothing to do? Whats better time to study other than this one ? when hes born he knows everything edi can start earning money! LOL!



That is actually a good idea! you know lar, how many usernames and passwords we all got till sometimes you dunno which is which. Keeping them nicely between your toes is actually a good idea! other than that i cant think of anyway you can utilise that space.



Time will come when the computer will choose its user, if you are too slow they will refuse to work bcoz they felt that you are disgracing them with that kinda speed and intelligence, so you kena upgrade your brain 1st before they would allow you to touch "IT" again lol!



Dont we all hope we can keep in touch with those we missed dearly thru email too??



Yes you may not wanna admit it but its true, lotsa ppls are too engrossed into their internet life till they neglected their spouses/ families, in order to get their attention their wife will hafta ask fragrance company like CD, Laurel etc .. to come out with a fragrance that will makes them smells like a computer! lol ... wait a min .. computer got smell one meh ? I bet 5xdad need this kinda perfume to keep his 5xmom away from the pc! LOL!



Alamak!!! I m totally guilty of this, i put my son's pic on my desktop so i can look at him more often than i wish i could .... damn i dint know its an excuse i use to redeem myself for not being able to spend more time with him .... ok thats it, i m gonna turn my pc off and go tuck him to sleep now!

Adios Amigos!