2 July 2006

Wingz Can Teach - Learn to Read Chinese!

With China on the forefront of the world economic power now, everyone in this planet is eager to learn their language. Suddenly chinese is the worst most learnt language in today's business world. Even our country is beginning to realised the importance of chinese language and as you can see in the newspaper some blardee idiots is making lotsa noises just because some company advertised in their employment advertisements that they prefer to hire a mandarin speaking candidates!

Having saying that I m regretful to announce that I m still do not know how to read chinese, BUT I derived an easy way for us non-chinese character reader to know what is the meaning of those chinese words staring us in the face.

I got here an example of a passage which is written in chinese characters, seriously I have no idea of what is written in this passage therefore I do not understand what it is trying to say.

Weird thing about chinese writting is, you gotta read it starting from the top right and going down towards the bottom left.

Now, i discovered a way to read the same passage and the best of all it does makes some sense to me now. This new discovery of mine will revolutionised the world! Chinese is not a difficult language to master anymore!!! Everyone can read chinese characters now! No need to attend class or take exams or learn about chinese history! All it takes is only a couple of minutes of your time! Hows that?! Now, you all know that Wingz dont bruff ppl one rite? so this is not a joke!

You want to know how you can learn to read chinese easily? scroll down for the New method!
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The New Wingz Nethod on how to read Chinese Characters :-

Answer : Turn it 90° Anti Clock Wise and look at it again!

Suddenly it all makes sense now doesnt it?! No? it still doesnt make any sense at all? ok ok nvm .. scroll to the bottom of this post and read the translation ok?

It reads GO FARK YOUR SELF


WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


See? who said chinese is a very difficult language? Where got difficult? Stupid say stupid la DIU! LOL!!!

17 comments:

  1. Mahai, England and Brazil went out of World Cup 2006 di lah!

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  2. wingz n cocka attend same mandarin class ah?

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  3. hooray! Brazil out liao...
    Sau pei!

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  4. You are damned creative....

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  5. oh man! this is amazing! hahau

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  6. chrono10:54 pm

    isnt that japanese!?

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  7. bryan : mahai brazil sark kork oone laaa

    ahpek : tenkiuuuu

    alex : tenkiu too lol

    nyonya : yar i curi cocka's pic one

    5xmom : 3 words only?

    sotong : Traitor!!

    maverick : tenkiu ... when u wanna intro me to chow yuen fatt??!!

    wtj : see? i told u ledi .. chinese very easy only wat? but of coz ur chinese lagi pahwer la!

    aceone : u know chinese mehh

    chrono : its chinese ler

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  8. nabeh, you are no1 phubo blogger! haha add me to your fans list! hiak hiak hiak..

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  9. tiu nia sing, this is so damn outdated liao la ...

    hahahaha

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  10. come on!! watz these??!!! those are not even proper written 'shape', not even 1 word....
    lai la... i teach u real mandarine and chinese word!!
    炒你老母老雞排
    translation anyone???
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    answer: fry ur moder old ciken chop

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  11. oh my, I once saw this on a t-shirt xD

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  12. LOL that's just so dumb :)

    I learn Chinese and FYI some of them are actually Chinese characters... I wonder what it says in real Chinese.

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