27 July 2006
Quote of the day : He Hu Luffed Loudest is the Saddest - Wingz 2006
Before you go any further, I want you to do 2 things ;
1.) Look at this Road Sign :
2.) Ask yourself this : In the absent of a traffic light, how many times have you actually stop at a "STOP Sign"?
What you mean you dont know you are suppose to come to a complete halt when u see a STOP sign? If no nid to STOP then why make a STOP sign? Which part of S T O P do you not understand?
Lemme explain ... its lidis wan, Lets say one day you were caught red handed by a Pohlis running a STOP sign and you were pulled over. Then the Pohlis walks toward you and signalled for you to wind down the window and then the below conversation took place :
Pohlis : Encik you just run a STOP sign, misti kasi saman tau?
You : What saman saman?! I got slow down u know??!!! then i see no car so i no need to STOP la! You knot saman me!
Pohlis : Why knot saman you?
You : Because I got slow down and I see no car then i jalan la! If you saman me then I will repot 9 you!
Pohlis : Oh! so slow down is the same as STOP lar now?
You : Yalar! Knot ah?
Then the Pohlis dragged 9 you outta your car and start slapping your face silly.
You : Oi! Oi! Why you slap 9 me?!! STOP!!! STOP!!!!
Pohlis : Eh ... you actually want me to Slow Down or STOP ah?
Moral of the story : Pulez dun run STOP sign ..... your kid might be crossing the same road.
Posted by Wingz at 1:29 am