So one day I sit down with Ahpek for a brain-stroming session trying to turn thing around. Lotsa ideas were brought up into our little discussion but at the end of the day we settled for a BIG SALE with discount up to 75% storewide!
The BIG SALE banner outside Ahpek's Hardware Store!Ahpek printed thousands of flyers to be distributed around P.D. and Seremban, he even put a full page ad in the local newspaper to promote the BIG SALE. Ahpek really want this to take off with a big bang!
Pretty Soon Ahpek's Hardware store BIG SALE is the most talked about topik of the town, everyone is toking about it, from the morning market to the midnite mamak session. Words got passed on from one fler to anoder, Soon even people from K.L. heard about the BIG SALE also.
Then come the BIG SALE day, people started lining up in front of Ahpek's Hardware store from as early as 8:00am, by 10am there is about 300+ flers in the Queue ledi.
Ahpek arrived at the shop at around 10:15am lidat, he were shocked to see so many peeples Quing up to get into his hardware store!
Ahpek dem excited la of coz! he fast fast wanna open his store and start doing business.
He pushed his way trying to gain access to the front door but the closet he managed to get is about 10 feet to his front entrance before he kena throw back to the end of the queue again. Unable to accept defeat Ahpek pushed his way to the front again, this time he was whacked and punched and kicked anden he was thrown to the back of the line again face down biting the dust.
This time Ahpek really tulan liow he climbed on top of his 4x4WD truck and shout loud loud to everybody :
Ahpek : MAHCHOWHAI LU ALL!!! IF ANY OF YOU WHACK 9 ME ONE MORE TIME, I AM NOT GONNA OPEN THE STORE LIOW! I M GOING HOME!!!
Only that instant they all know Ahpek is the store owner!
This again proves that Malaysian memang go crazy over the word "SALES" wan!
WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! .
u did make ppl go 'siao' for a second.
ReplyDeleteHahahaah. For single males who want to know how their girlfriends are really like, take them to a sale. Some of these supposedly sweet girls can kung fu yer ass if you lay an eye on those 70% off Blahniks.
ReplyDeletei agree malaysian will go for sales as those blardy gabanment tax this and that till the things so expensib...
ReplyDeletelast LEA centre half price sale i bought 1 tennis racquet,1 shoes,2 pairs socks,3 shorts...lol...
ah pek made plenty profit can go to thailand ledi!
ReplyDeleteActually hor, if you see those 5star hotel, staff never go in from the front door. They use the back door. Hmmm... maybe should ask Ah Pek to use the back door when he go open shop in the morning. Change fongsui a bit ma. Maybe lidat will be ong leh? Who know.
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ReplyDeleteLOL, Ah Pek dun play backdoor wan, Ah Pek like front door wan. Only Wingz likes backdoor. *runs*
kakakaka..poor ahpek..kena lagi!
ReplyDeletehardware store also got such a crowd ah? hehe. sure all males only la in the queue ;P
ReplyDeletei agree with hijackqueen
ReplyDeleteah pek must use back door
"after the announcement they all still dowan to disperse. Ah pek du 9 lan, take out his 6 inch water cannon and started spraying!All the Ah Bengs cabut lari, but all the Ah Lians keep shouting,"more! more! i wan somemore!!"
ReplyDeleteThat was what really happened.
six inch? lolz
ReplyDeleteLol! Typical Malaysians!
ReplyDeleteAfter Ah Pek sprayed his 6 inches water gun (ei, 6 inches only ah)and gotten all the Ah Lians screaming...Ah Pek said,
ReplyDelete"Want somemore? Come into my hardware shop. All dildos 75% discount. My dildos also can squirt starch. Buy my starch powder and mix with three parts water."
From that day on, Ah Pek's business is never the same again. Business boomed.....
Ahpek and Auntie Lilian realli got great imagination la...respect!
ReplyDeleteTyplotion....Ah pek meant 6 inches before erection.
ReplyDeleteSales? sales? SALES!!!75%?75%!
ReplyDeletewait i get my shopping list...
shopping list:
1. screwdriver 10 items
2. bolt nuts 20 items
3. hammer 5 items
4. towel ring 2 items
5. door hinges 4 pieces
6. door knobs 5 items
7. deadbolt 5 items
8. garage organizers 1 item
9. mailbox 1 item
10. kitchen sink strainers 2 items
11. mirrors 10 pieces
12....endless list
ah pek, please please don't close the shop. i need to do my shopping. i must get all these items or else i'll 'die'...
Ahpek 75% off FOR TEH WIN!
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