Marriage Certificate

Ahpek and Ahhuei has been married for 35 years alredi as of last October. One night Ahhuei caught Ahpek wakeup from bed in the middle of the night "kwai kwai shee shee" goan look for something in the closet.

Ahhuei pretend to be still sleeping as she wanna know what Ahpek is looking for, after a while Ahpek seems to have found what he is looking for. Ahhuei look at the clock and it was 2am in the morning, after a while of watching Ahhuei dozed off again without knowing it herself.

By the time Ahhuei wokeup she realised that its alredi 6am she then looks around for signs of Ahpek and realised Ahpek is still at the same spot looking at the same thing. Curious, Ahhuei get out of the bed and walks towards Ahpek to see what he is doing.

Ahhuei : Ahpek what you doing la middle of nite wakeup
Ahpek : I kenot sleep la then i suddenly remembered something so I wakeup to look for it lar
Ahhuei : Look for what ?
Ahpek : nothing la you go back to sleep dont kacau me.
Ahhuei : Eh ... what are you doing with our Marriage Certificate ah Ahpek ? U been looking at this certificate for the last 4 hours ??!!!
Ahpek : Ya lar why knot look one ka ?
Ahhuei : What you looking for in our Marriage Certificate ?
Ahpek : I dunwan tell you .. later u scold me, I not so stupid
Ahhuei : Dont lidat ler lowkung .... tell me ler ... i plomised i wont scold you one.
Ahpek : you sure anot ? dont bluff 9 me wor
Ahhuei : Sure la ...
Ahpek : ok lar I trust u ...
Ahhuei : Then faster tell me what you are looking for in this Marriage Certificate laaa
Ahpek : Actually I am looking for an Expiry Date on this certificate ler why dont have one laaa...