I honestly admits that i dont know how much does childbirth hurts nor I am the best person to talks bout this topic, at least not untill today. I mean we guys would not have a chance to experience chilbirth as that is totally not in our job descriptions entirely. But today I learn something very valuable during my lunchtime.
As usual I like to take my lunch late, sinply bcoz I do not like the lunch hour crowds, the lottery seller, the annoying "sir can i have 5 mins of your time" craps seller. I had my lunch at around 3pm today and yes its pretty peaceful and quiet. I order Wantan noodle today and next to me were the a few food hawkers sitting down taking it easy and chit chatting away. Did i mentioned it was kinda quiet ? I guessed I did, I m telling you this bcoz i dont want you to think that I m kepoh or what. They just happened to talk abit louder and I just happened to heard it dats all. haha! Did i tell you that its very quiet in the restaurant ?? lol
Ok ok heres the conversation i overheard, but before that I just noticed that i dunno them by their names and Its very long to address them by their profession, so I made some shortform to make my jobs easier. And of coz the conversation is in cantonese, I translate it into yingrish bcoz thats the only language i can type in.
CHICMAN - Chicken Rice Man
ECONMAN - Economy Rice Man
PANMEE - Paan Meen Lady
CCFUN - Chee Cheong Fun Lady
The Conversation :
CHICMAN - : Feipoh!(PANMEEN) you terror la! 5 yrs give birth to 5 babies dem productive hor you ?
ECONMAN:Eh you mean her hubby productive or she ?
CHICMAN - : hahahaha
PANMEE: Eiyer u all very hamsup wan!!
CCFUN: Ya la they all memang hamsup wan, every month go hapcai.
ECONMAN: Eh Feipoh, wanna ask u har ... u give birth so frequent not pain wan meh ?
PANMEE: OF COZ PAIN La!!
CHICMAN - : Eh dont bluff la! you give birth so many times ledi i think your hoe also numbed ledi haha no feel liow hahahaha
PANMEE: Choiii !!! see lar hamsup again !!!
ECONMAN: oi dont hamsup larr I asking serious question here sial!
CHICMAN - : ok soli soli, feipoh tell us lar how pain har ? decribe to us ler
PANMEE: VERY pain ok
ECONMAN: diu very pain means how pain ?
CCFUN: Why dont you try to give birth then u know la!
CHICMAN - : Aiyo we man knot give birth one laaa bodohhh
PANMEE: ok ok dont gaduh I will tell you how pain but you both will hafta do what i tell you to so that you will feel it.
CHICMAN - : BOTH ??? eh not i ask u wan leh .. ECONMAN ask u one leh u ask him do lar i dunwan do
ECONMAN: ok ok I do as you say, so tell me I wanna see how much it hurts
PANMEE: You sure you wanna know? Its very painfull one leh
ECONMAN: Eh dont worry I can tkae pain one, last time I poke nails all over my body during the Kwan tai kong temple celebration ok ?
PANMEE: ok lor lidat I tell you lor
PANMEE: 1st you take your upper lip and pull it out
*ECONMANdid as instructed*
PANMEE: Does it hurts ?
ECONMAN: abit only la ?
PANMEE: not yet lar, u pull so sikit. Pull more larr!!
*ECONMANstarts pulling his upper lip further and further away from his teeth.
PANMEE: Hold it there! now is that painful ?
ECONMAN: yar abit more than just now but still its very mild only la
PANMEE: Aiyah u pulling like a pondan lar, lemme help you la
*PANMEEpulls ECONMAN's lip kuat kuat*
PANMEE: Now does it hurts ?
ECONMAN: OUCH!!! yes its blardee painful!!
PANMEE: Actually thats not yet the actual pain, but i better stop here bcoz i dont think you could take the real pain of childbirth
ECONMAN: OI u dont look down on me ok ? I can take it! c'mon take me all the way!
PANMEE: you sure ?
PANMEE: ok then keep pulling your upper lip but this time pull it long long!
*ECONMAN did as instructed while holding back the pain and looks like a retard at the same time*
*ECONMAN keep pulling*
PANMEE: Ok ok hold it there! thats long enuff ...
*ECONMAN showing signs of relieve*
PANMEE: NOW STRETCH YOUR LIP AND OVER YOUR HEAD AND COVER YOUR FACE WITH IT !!!!
ECONMAN : *DUMBFUCKED*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! They are one bunch of freaking funny hawkers!!!!