13 August 2005

Harley Davidson for Ladies !!!!! Limited Edition - Custom Made

I know one fler by the name of Jack, hes a diehard biker n his favourite bike is non other than Harley Davidson, just last year only he diam diam goan buy a brand new Harley Davidson VRSCA V-ROD without even discussing it with Judy (his wife) first. So that whole month he kena teruk from his bini. No sex, no food, no communication, cant even sleep on his cozy bed, his wife kicked him outta the room so he kena sleep in the guestroom la. Buden he told me even tho he kena torture kaw kaw but its still worth it for him to get that baby (his brand new Harley). That was last year.



Harley VRSCA V-Rod

This year he has done it again! he just receive his Brand New limited edition of Harley Machoman bike, he traded in his 1 yr old V-Rod but still the new bike cost almost double to the value he got by trading in his V-Rod. When he got his new bike he dont dare to go home, instead he ride it to my house and show it to me. He then asked me to go for a ride with him on his new bike, the this conversation took place :

Me : WUAH! Farker why u so nice one today ? usually I wanna touch also knot dun say ride la! you sure got something one leh
Jack : Err ... how come u so smart one ar ?
Me : eh you no nid lick my ass, the fact that I m smarter than you is no longer a secret. The whole town knows bout it ledi.
Jack : MCH! want so lansi meh ?
Me : CCB! Are you gonna tell me whats up anot ? if not i go back into my house and continue my tv show.
Jack : Err ... can you company me back to my house ? I sked Judy will kill me when she sees me going home with a new bike again. She ledi warned me when i buy that V-Rod, I also promised her i wont change bike edi but ....
Me : Whats in it for me ?
Jack : we frend mah! tok lidis meh ?
Me : frend sama lu ? go fly kite better la ... if no benefit then i go back watch tv.
Jack : OK OK ! if i get out of this alive then i bring u go Tap Kuat n Karaoke all i pay ok anot ?
Me : hmm .. ok deal la! but if things gets ugly I wont take a bullet for you one hor, You know lar your wife Tae Kwan Do Black Belt 2 dan wei ... i also sked!
Jack : I understen that also ... but i see this new baby i just cant resist. Anyway with you there she wont do anything drastic one lar dnt worry.
Me : I told u edi, anything goes wrong I will split!
Jack : ok ok


Jack's all new Harley Machoman!

5 mins later we arrive at Jack's house, I got down from the bike and Jack goan park his new bike into the garage, from where i stand i can see Judy peeking out from the front window to see who is here. From her face expression, I cant tell Jack is in real deep shit this time!

Both of us pretend to be very cool lidat walking into the house and Judy is watching tv in the living room. Jack call out to her while i sit in the korner.

Jack : honey I'm home
Judy : Im not blind, I can see not only you are home but you got a new bike too
Jack : err ..... yea i traded in my V-Rod and get this one for a good pirce
Judy : YOU PROMISED ME NO MORE NEW BIKE!!!
Jack : I m sorry .... but this one is limited edition! Whole Malaysia only got 10 units! Next time if i sell out sure can make money wan!
Judy : Ok since you like bike so much, i'll let you off with one condition.
Jack : Anything!
Judy : I want a Harley too! since you got a few Harley before this, its only fair if i get one myself.
Jack : but but ... we cant afford another Harley
Judy : Thats your problem, if we cant afford another Harley you shouldnt have bought another one yourself!
Jack : I traded in my other bike for this!
Judy : I dont care! either you get me a Harley which is suitable for a lady or I'll see you at the Divorce lawyer's office.
Jack : Okay okayyyyy!!! I'll get you a Harley!!!

Judy : walks upstairs after getting assurance from Jack that she will get herself a Harley. I walked up to Jack.

Me : Diuuu!!! i thot got show to watch wan! no action at all!! NATO only! rugi I come n watch! I thot can see how your wife bash you kaw kaw! KAKAKA!
Jack : MCH! see me fall down ledi u step on me sommo la!
Me : KAKAKA! releks brader ... i got jalan help lu get outta this mess ...
Jack : Sure anot ???
Me : Sure la but its gonna cost you la ... you kena add in full course shark fins n abalone dinner for 4 person on top of what you plomised me tadi,
Jack : If you can help me get out of this mess, 2 full course shark fins and abalone dinner also can!
Me : OK DEAL!
Me : come here we bisik bisik .. sked let ur bini hear us .... jeejum jeejum ... yada yada yada ... kilikooloo kilikooloo ... AHH!! lidat lar!!!
Jack : WUAHHH!!! GOOD IDEA !!!!

2 Days later ... at Jack's houz
*Ding-Dong* Doorbell ringing .. Jack goan open the door, he recognised the face of the fler in front of the door.

Jack : Honey your Harley is here!!!
Judy : COMING !!!
Jack : guys bring it in, leave the box right there on the carpet.
Judy : Where izzit ? where izzit ? *very sexcited liow*
Jack : Here in the box!
Judy : In the box ???!!! What kinda Harley is this ? Self assembly required ? LEGO Harley ??!!!
Jack : No no no! this is a custom made Harley! I got it order just for you! The ppl in Harley call it Lady Harley! The first one ever made!
Judy : Sure anot ? dont bluff me ok?
Jack : Sure la! You open the box and see!

Judy go open the big box and this is what she get ....... [normal la scrool down ler ... must bikin suspense abit mah] .....
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Ok la ! suspense over edi!! HERE IT IS !!! HARLEY FOR THE LADIES !!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Pls note that the above is oni a joke and i m definitely not a sexist! I m a lesbian! how sexist can I be ? *winks*

15 comments:

  1. If I am Judy, I will use the vaccum and suck out the little kkc permanently!!!

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  2. now that's a good 1, hahaha, great fun, hahaha, so-called harley for ladies...

    5xMom so ganas... later jack cannot shee shee...

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  3. heeh. blardy farnie leh. wah. you never said what judy did after that? wahliaoz. second dan black liaoz. heheh. lucky i oso second dan, lolz. not so scared. ehehe.

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  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHH!!

    I OSO WAN THAT HARLEY, WHERE CAN I GET IT? I WANNA GIVE TO MY MOM! KAKAKA!

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  5. I hd such great fun reading it.. u make the life under haze worth living

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  6. wow. so now i know there's a pretty cool vaccum with the brand name 'harley davidson'. :)

    hey jack's new harley machoman is really cool indeed. riding the bike and at the same time riding a lady eh. hehe.

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  7. that one call "sucking machine". the one that use it is the "poking machine"

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  8. LOL....after what happened, Jack probably has to use the vacuum to 'service' himself

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  9. harley + rojak = damn!

    rojak, you cannot be an industrial designer lar. afterwards all the invention gila gila wan!

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  10. 5xmom : OMFG!!! i kesian sama 5xdad ler

    cyber-red : OMFG!! i pity your future hubby :P

    vynn : Careful ... choose carefully if not u end up with someone like 5xmom den u die FUGLY! LOL!

    Quick : whoa ... now your gf kena becareful liow lol! whos she btw ?

    Butt : Come come!!! im taking orders now!

    elfintrot : TENKIU!!! you are always fulla encouragements... TENKIU again!

    lucia lai : You want that vacuum? i m taking order ler :P

    ahpek : so if u r vacuuming the floor u also consider yourself a floor poker ? KAKAKA!

    simmie : when u kambek, can you teach me how to use a vacuum to "serbis myself" LOL!

    j!mmy : this is call art lar! ART !!! LOL!

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  11. lol...clever wo..

    fast fast go and pattern it. make it ur IP

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  12. MCH MCH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    farkiu hahaha

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  13. hehe. she be e2wen. if you look through your links lar. why got so many random links, weh?

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  14. Wow, I want to ride one of those. Cool machine.

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