Actually if you understand how things are done in Malaysia then your life should be very good ledi but if you dont know yet ... need not worry for Wingz is here to teach you how to get your son that dream job you always wanted for yourself.
Why your son? bcoz you are too old ledi lar, so we thot your son will have a better chance lor! lol!
Here is what you gotta do :
There is 3 main part of this plan, Part A, Part B and Part C. All 3 part must be executed smoothly to ensure gerentik total success!
1st u kena wait till your son finish his studies first, and you also kena make sure that barger is still single (not necesarily still a virgin tho that would be an added advantage) and he is at a legal age to get married.
Then you find 1 day to tell your son lidis :
You : Son, I m getting you a wife.
Son : no way! i m not gonna kahwin blindly!
You : But she is the daughter of ______ (Insert name of Msia richest dude)
Son : OH! his doter har? if his doter i want lar!
Then you goto find ______ (insert name of the richest dude is Malaysia) and you tell him lidis :
You : My son mau kahwin your daughter
Rich Dude : No way! my daughter dont even know your son! how to kahwin lidat?!
You : But my son is the Vice President of Maybank Berhad wor!
Rich Dude : Wuah Vice President of Maybank Berhad ka?! if lidat I no objection la!!
You : OK set!
You then goto Maybank Berhad and meet the President of the kompeni.
You : I wanna recomend my son to be the Vice President of your bank ler.
President : Knot la! I got enuff Vice Presiden ledi! They all sit and shake balls only! I dont want anymore liow!
You : But my son is the Son In Law of ______ (insert the name of the richest dude in Malaysia) wor!
President : Wuah! say lar early early! If lidat no problem la! When he can start?!
And that, Ladies and Genitalmen, concludes our lesson today on How to get your Son that Dream job in Malaysia. I hope you all benefitED from the lesson and start hunting for that dream job for your son (the one that you dint manage to get last time)
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