20 August 2006

Wingz moment

I went shopping with Wingz the other day... we walked into a pharmacy and he straight away headed to the assistant whispering......

Wingz: wei wei piao mei...
Assistant: hamik hamik..
Wingz: you got sell........ the kar cheng(backside) mia deodorant bor..
Assistant: what talking you.. plis speaking english can or not..
Wingz: neh.... the one make your bekside nice smell geh....
Assistant: eerrrr no woh...
Wingz: got geh got geh.........
Assistant: aiyah you ah!!!... no have la no have la... u find bekside geh you go gay shop hou mou

*me malu dy... fast fast go hide*

Assistant starts walking away and resuming her duty...

Wingz: wei.. but really ge woh... i owaz buy the kar cheng(backside) pang jui(fragrance) from here ge wo....
Assistant: u got find this whole shop or not?
Wingz: Not yet...
Assistant: but i work here so long i dont think we sell ge loh
Wingz: but but but........
Assistant: ok .. i tell you what, you go find the thing you looking for in this store.. and if you can find it here in my store, i will sama sama use it with you ok.. better yet.. let you apply for me ok?

*wingz face lights up with delight*

** after a while**

Wingz: wei piao meiiii... here i kam!!!!.. i found it liao.. fast fast take out your pants we use the kar cheng pang jui together!!!
Assistant: where?? where ??? show me 1st ...

*wingz hand her a bottle of deodarant*


Assistant: harr... this is a normal armpit mia deo worrrr.....
Wingz: eh.... you blind ge mou...
Assistant: what ???
Wingz: you say things mm suen sou is it now... say dy let me apply this pang jui on your bekside .. then now i found the pang jui you dun keep promise is it???
Assistant: but.... no this is a deo??

*Getting annoyed, wingz snatch the bottle of deo and read out loud*

Wingz: summore say i kenot speak engrish woh......
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

18 comments:

  1. LOL! Shireen K very farnee...

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  2. Wakakakaka!!! Really happen 1 ah? Shireen ah, u shud shoot the video clip oso ma. :P

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  3. LOL!! That's really funny!!

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  4. adoi, kelakar betul, shireen ni.

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  5. lilian: :X hehehehe....

    Kenny: for me to know for you to find out...

    crazygrrl: :X ehhhee

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  6. nyonya : i kenot help it

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  7. one more thing you forgot to tell the salesger ar, it's oso makes it yeesy to pangsai ar...

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  8. hey..really got such thing ar?btw...i put the link regarding TiTan's location...check it out dude!

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  9. mob: errrrrr........ i didnt have further question when i heard the 1st... :X

    sing: errr thanks?

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  10. u shopping with winz for tat fragrance...u wana used it oso rite???lol

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  11. Hahaha...Tak sangka tis time its Wingz kena..

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  12. Good one, sis!

    pam

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  13. mch!!! u jaga!!! i will get you back!!

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  14. wuahahaha..ahbeng kena too many times ledi now pulak wingz kena !!!

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  15. not bad wor wingz...for being blur oso got untung..got one piao mei liao...hahhaahaa..shireen..ish ish ish...

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  16. Hahahaha!!! good one, Shireen.

    And it was nice hearing your sexy voice on the phone.

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  17. LOL!!! Walan eh... lucky I din read this in office today. Must be a truly priceless Wingz moment.

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  18. siao eh! hahahahaah!

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