Wingz moment

I went shopping with Wingz the other day... we walked into a pharmacy and he straight away headed to the assistant whispering......

Wingz: wei wei piao mei...
Assistant: hamik hamik..
Wingz: you got sell........ the kar cheng(backside) mia deodorant bor..
Assistant: what talking you.. plis speaking english can or not..
Wingz: neh.... the one make your bekside nice smell geh....
Assistant: eerrrr no woh...
Wingz: got geh got geh.........
Assistant: aiyah you ah!!!... no have la no have la... u find bekside geh you go gay shop hou mou

*me malu dy... fast fast go hide*

Assistant starts walking away and resuming her duty...

Wingz: wei.. but really ge woh... i owaz buy the kar cheng(backside) pang jui(fragrance) from here ge wo....
Assistant: u got find this whole shop or not?
Wingz: Not yet...
Assistant: but i work here so long i dont think we sell ge loh
Wingz: but but but........
Assistant: ok .. i tell you what, you go find the thing you looking for in this store.. and if you can find it here in my store, i will sama sama use it with you ok.. better yet.. let you apply for me ok?

*wingz face lights up with delight*

** after a while**

Wingz: wei piao meiiii... here i kam!!!!.. i found it liao.. fast fast take out your pants we use the kar cheng pang jui together!!!
Assistant: where?? where ??? show me 1st ...

*wingz hand her a bottle of deodarant*


Assistant: harr... this is a normal armpit mia deo worrrr.....
Wingz: eh.... you blind ge mou...
Assistant: what ???
Wingz: you say things mm suen sou is it now... say dy let me apply this pang jui on your bekside .. then now i found the pang jui you dun keep promise is it???
Assistant: but.... no this is a deo??

*Getting annoyed, wingz snatch the bottle of deo and read out loud*

Wingz: summore say i kenot speak engrish woh......
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"