30 August 2006

How to Cook the World Simplest Western Food


Mahfulat today busy like a dog!!!! Lunch time only got time to post this entry. (while eating tahpao econ lice)


Conversations taken from my tag board :

Cav: Wingz ar... can teach how to cook lamb chop ma?

Wingz: Cav : 1 thing i dun eat in my is mutton ... soli never cooked mutton b4 ... maybe u can check with foodcrazee lol

Cav: foodcrazee? mat dong dong lei geh? Then teach me how to cook some western foods =D

Wingz: Cav : foodcrazee is a food blogger ler. You want me to teach you how to cook western food ka? Ok Ok... Tonight i make a post for you ok?

Cav: Cool! Thanks Wings!


OK lets begin shall we?

This is the simplest western food recipe ever! There is only4 steps. If you cant do this, then you just gotta accept the fact that you are farkingly useless when come to cooking! You will live on econo-mee lice for the rest of your life!!!!

1. Now 1st, you gotta get yourself a deep fryer (like the one in the pikture below) use wok also can but you wont look as sos-pissed-tee-kated laaa!! (lets face it, those bachelor cook bcoz they wanna impless chicks oni mahhh right anot?!! kakakaka!!!)



Then you fill it up with cooking oil, use normal knife brand cooking oil can ledi wan but if you wanna impless the chicks then u use olive oil la! Olive oil 1 liter if extra virgin wan hor RM 50!!! MCH!! more expensive than the main course la!!!

ok ok kambek to our cooking.

2. Pour your ciplak local cheap cooking oil into the deep fryer or wok untill got around3-4 inch depth. If too shallow knot fry properly and if too much dem wasteful (I no u dem cheapskate wan!!! so i try to save for u! kakakaka)


3. Seasoning : We using simple seasoning only salt and pepper .... dont taruk ajinomoto, chicks dun like wan (to show off you are a very healthy person mah) ... if you taruk ajinomoto they thot you are some kinda freako! so even tho u like ajinomoto but pretend you dont like them la! Wait till u suck-ses-fooly kauED her only u reveal this secret la!! That time u tarukED her ledi anything goes la! KAKAKAKAKA!!!





And now for the finale!

4. The main course! before we go to the main course, lemme briefly tell you the way you should cook this food. You should make sure the oil in the deep fryer alredi farking hot ... how to know its hot?? Dip your finger inside la diu! if it hurts a whole lot then its hot enuff! KAKAKA!! (Mahai pulez dun tell me you are bright enuff to goan dip your fingers into the hot oil ok?)

Then you take the steel basket (come with deep fryer wan) and fill it with the food and u submerge then into the deep fryer just now. Fry for 5 minutes under medium heat, after 5 minutes remove from deep fryer and leave on a place for another 10 minutes for it to cool down. After 10 minutes ledi ... season with salt and pepper then can serve ledi, if you wanna impless the chick then serve with half cut tomato (RM1.49/kilo @ tesco) and some parsley or salad leaves. !!!

What the main course?? yahor ... i havent tell you whats the main course yet ... soli soli ... too much work till i blurr blurr ledi ...

You wanna know whats the main course is then you scroll down abit la ok? So long n help you exercise your fingers ledi ....

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. What if i tell you now that i derno what is the main course? You will kill me anot ar? hahaha! got lar got lar! keep scrolling!
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.Mahai if your gf like this meal then you better tell him you learnt it from Rojaks Daily wan!!!
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.Then if you got laid ledi .... remember to gimme an angpow ... if not next time knot get laid anymore wan!!! kakakaka!!!
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.Yala yala!!! mahai dun curse me larrr ... almost there ledi!!! move that fat fingers!!!!
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Ladies and Genitalmen!!!

The easiest Western Food to prepare!

FRENCH FRIES!!!!!
Please refer tot he above pikture on how to make your french fries look good!

I no bruff you wan! French fries is leehly Western food lei geh!

Happy Cooking Cav!!! HAHAHA!!!

Jangan marah bang! joking ajer! lol!!!!

18 comments:

  1. DIUUU!!! Sei Wingz! Make me happy till can't pee when firstly saw this post but aftr scroll scroll scroll.... =_= FRENSI FRAIS!!!!

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  2. Ya Ya.fren flies veli easy to make. Thanks master Wingz!

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  3. lololol... coleslaw lagi senang mah. Anyway... u make me hungry liao.

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  4. wuah..!! so implesif.. :P

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  5. Ok, you asked for it.
    You've been tagged

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  6. *fast fast to traffic whoring* If you want recipes for any type of food, Western, Italy, Indian, Chinese, Malay, Japanese....come to visit my blog at Malaysiabest.net. Remember.. Malaysiabest.net. Don't forget...malaysiabest dot net. You want food that makes your girl steam after eating, also got. You want food to make your boyfriend stands tall-tall, also got. *runs fast-fast to avoid rotten eggs from Rojakz*

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  7. anader fark pood...Frenchi Fried...lol

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  8. hahaha potong stim like hell. poor cav

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  9. ai.. i tot got chicken tim kakakakak!!!

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  10. me lagi senang....
    you just need RM 20 olny.....
    then you go to KFC buy lunch plate..
    done...
    1 complete western food.....

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  11. Anonymous12:22 am

    hahhaa.. so funny!!! :0

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  12. i don't eat french fries one oh...so guy impress me without french fries sure calat...

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  13. too bad i don't eat french fries..

    if a guy ever tries to cook that for me..sure calat disapointed one..

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  14. MCH ~~!!! Diu Nei ah ?!?!!!!!!

    Za Shu Tiu ??!?!?!?

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  15. muahahakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak


    ROFLMAO

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  16. Anonymous5:37 pm

    Caw cheeee p******. Wei im preparing surprise dinner for my low porrr la.

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