Who Say Siti and Latuk K not Matching wan??!

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This story is a fiction, it does not have anything to do with anyone on this planet earth either dead or alive or half dead or half alive. I made up this story to get more traffic only.

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I know i m kinda slow at this but I do not have anything to write bout them .... not until yesday dats it.

Yesday I go yum cha with this bunch of frends and suddenly someone brought out the topic of Seeti and Latuk K.

Mun : Eh what you guys think of the kahwin between Seeti and Latuk K huh? U think can work out ka?
Lee : I dont think so lar .... one so young one so old ... how to work out la? They both so different you know?!
Mun : Eh wingz what you think?
Me : If you ask me ... I think they both ery matching ler! like a pair made in heaven!!
Mun : Wuah lu salah makan ubat izzit? lidat also say a pair made in heaven cis!
Lee : ya la i think this wingz blind one la! lol
Me : Diu ... tok kok no use wan! lemme show u why they so matching la! got pen and paper anot?
Mun : nah pen and paper .... I wanna see what kinda theory you can come out with.

Me : Nah you see har .... if you translate their name into canto this is what it sounds like :

Pronounced as "See Dee" in canto

and

K

Pronounced as "Latuk K" in canto

Mun : So? where you going from here?
Lee : Yala! Where got matching??!!
Me : Got la! what do you say in canto when u wanna go pangsai?
Mun : Orr see?
Me : not Orr see, got anoder one ..
Lee : I know! i know! Orr K!
Me : bingo!!
Mun : I still dont gedit ler ....
Me : MCH! can increase your IQ abit anot??!! ok ok nvm ... I draw lidis then u sure understand wan!

and
See Ti and Latuk K

Mun : OHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i understand liow!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! very matching!!! Memang a pair made in heaven !!!!!
Lee : MCH lu ..... u seriously fulla shit wan ... lidis also u can think of!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!

-The End-

To those who still do not gedit :

*In Canto the word "See" means shit or feces and the letter "K" is also used to represent the word shit or feces.

P.S. : Tenkiu to my taikor Bryan for supplying me with those chinese characters .... if you derno what the chinese character means pls dun ask me ok? I derno wtf they mean either! lol!


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