3 August 2006

Rojaks Guide to : How to Properly Protect Yourself When Blogging

Yesday (2nd Aug 2006) major newspaper has warned bloggers to be more aware of what they are blogging about and do not spread untruths and slander informations in their blogs or on the net.



There seems to be a wave of panic attacks on bloggers nationwide, most bloggers are shocked and some are disorientated as to what to do next.

If you are one of them, Fear not! Wingz is here to help!

We in Rojaks Daily alredi came out with a set of guideline that will guide you to the safety zone of blogging. With this guidelines you do not hafta worry about the risk of blogging anymore, your safety will be gerentiED or your money back! Eh soli ... no money bek gerenti ... its free advice after all! LOL!!

Ladies and Genitalmen! We presents to you Rojaks guide to to Safe Blogging (drum roll pulez!)


Eh .. scroll down ler ..... so long never do this scroll scroll thing ledi !!!

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Rojaks Guide to : How to Properly Protect Yourself When Blogging


Its pretty simple really .... there is only 4 steps in this guide, we made it lidis so that everyone will be able to remember this guideline without any problem

Its very easy to remember, really!! just 4 steps only!!!

Before you start blogging, this is what you gotta to do to safeguard yourselfand to ensured that you are properly protected before you start typing away!! (Look at the below piktures for further illustrations and detailed instructions!)



STEP 1 :
Get yourself an unused condom, any cheap brand will do but makes sure its not broken!




Step 2 :
Remove the packaging and start enlarging the condom with your fingers/hands

Step 3 :
Wrap it around your head and start streching it ..... start from the top all the way down.


Step 4 :
Make sure you pull the condom all the way down till your whole head is innit. Now that you are properly protected, you can start blogging ledi!

Repeat STEP 1 to STEP 4 everytime you wanna blog!
PLOTEK YOURSELF
!!!
BLOG SAFELY
!!!!



Its gonna be a trend very soon!!! Look at this waiter! Hansem anot??!!


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Pic Source : HERE
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21 comments:

  1. ErRR... Is blowing air into it like the waiter safer? If safer I'll blow then. LoL...

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  2. yes one three one four

    if like that how to cover a PC?
    and i think use pantyhose is better can recycle again kondom kanot leh use 1 time oni

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  3. hahaha... like that also can ah? You feli creative la. I wonder the gov too free is it? Care bout country 1st la, why so kepoh in blogs? Without critics how to improve ler? I feli tulan to read that news lor... luckily your blog make me laff again. Tenkiu feli muchie la wingz

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  4. Cool idea...at least now i wont get infected with govermentingitis.

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  5. wah...sufocate till mati lo...

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  6. ppl in gomen r damn 'siu haz' one. If u criticize 9them, they send their big bro down on u. We juz shaddup n wait 4 ther droppings.
    The government must have thought that we are stupid and creduluous, or easily frightened into submission. They under-estimate the intellect or the intelligence of modern ppl. This is the 21 st century!!!

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  7. Ha?! Cover head ar? Not finger meh..I tot u wana use condom to cover ur finger so u wun left ur fingerprint on ur keyboard or mouse tim.

    If use to cover my head like dat, even b4 i start blogging i ard in trouble. Die aso..Wen i was small, my mama said cannot use plastic bag to cover head 1 ar..

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  8. what about the rest of the body?

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  9. Anonymous8:57 am

    sob sob sob

    like tat no more rojak

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  10. wahh..today quite good. got your first troll oredi. bradder,somebody really don like you lah.
    next post, put on the french cap and talk politics. hehehehe...

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  11. lol...cover wrong head lar...

    even a so hai blog spam you can track down so its not hard for them track us...

    rakyat berhak bersuara bah,
    sekali bersuara masuk dalamlah,
    makanan free "kita" sedialah,
    kasih "kamu" hidup selesalah.

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  12. Well, this is only the FIRST piece of news. Knowing the gomen, I reckon they might even ask us to register first with them before starting any blog. You'll see...

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  13. hahaha..love your rojaks like always =)

    condom also can make such a good joke...~

    keep up the job man

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  14. suf-fo-ca-ted.. use stocking can ar?

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  15. Haiyoh, like that I take my aunty-panty and cover even safer 'cos can cover more areas mah. Somemore cannot suffocate to death. Plus got strings to tie up the mouth.

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  16. Wakakakaaa... this protection can suffocate ppl wan.

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  17. kaninia ... ***speechless

    but my head xxl lo, got dom dom for xxl head ar ... and to make sure your bloggin pleasure are enhanced apply some lubricant on top of the head prior ...

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  18. macibet...that's good~!

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  19. bryan : blow air not safer ... but will make u looks more like a sohai only lol!

    pisang : mau cover pc? kena use condom for elephant liow la

    kenny ng : wuah i everidei make u luff .. when u write one song for rojaks daily la? i will make it rojaks daily offiSIAL song!

    aceone : why u luff so loud? u got experience this b4 izzit?!!! kakaka

    footy : hahaha

    mengzz : wont wan laaa ... u kena learn how to breath thru your a$$hole mah! kakaka

    rub : alamak! dun weck the garment wei!! later i kena one wei!

    youngbrat : dats why from now on we all kena learn how to breath thru our a$$hole ler!

    wuching : like which part?

    ahpek : i prefer german cap ... au naturel!

    ahnel : wuah u panai berpantun ledi har ... ini misti learn from ahpek wan

    inevitable : this wan insider news ka?

    ang gu gu : tenkiu ... u keep kambing bek ok?

    niki : use stockin not safe ler ... got so many holes ... germs can still go in

    5xmom : hahahaha string to tie mouth!!! lidat also u can think!!! terror!!!

    hijackqueen : not if you can breath thru your a$$hole! :P

    earl-ku : gajah mia condom got xxl size wan ler!

    sing ngibk : tenkiu sama lu!

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