Ahbeng found out from that Devil that there is different kinda hell you can choose to stay in. Among the few Ahbeng can recognise were the Singaporean hell, Indonesian hell, China hell, Thais hell and the last one is of coz Malaysian Hell.
Ahbeng got curious and asked the Devil :
Ahbeng : why is there so many different kinda hell one har?
Devil : Marketing mah ... different hell for different nationality so they wont fight lar. Then if you are bored with your own hell you can apply to go to other hell for holiday for a few days also.
Ahbeng : Can migrate anot one?
Devil : migrate also can la but you kena apply first la.
Ahbeng : ohhh lidat wan har? shiok leh hell also can go holiday.
Devil : So, which hell you wanna stay in? you kena decide now you know?
Ahbeng : eh .. decide now ar?
Devil : yalar! if not wait for xmas to come 1st izzit?
Ahbeng : ok ok ... err befoh that can you tell me what is the differences between singaporean hell, malaysian hell, thais hell and china hell?
Devil : Basically they are the same also .... you see, you wake up at
- 8am then they will put you on a electrict wok filled with hot oil for 3 hours,
- 11am - 1pm is lunch break then
- 1pm to 3pm they put you on a bed made of nail and from
- 3pm - 5pm representative of each country will come and bash 9 you till your mader also knot recognise you.
Devil : abuden ?
Ahbeng : If all the hell is the same then why Malaysian hell got so many peeple queue up wan? Malaysia got more sinners izzit?
Devil : No ler ... I also derno why so many ppl wanna go into Malaysian hell, the maintenance is so terrible there! The electrict wok also dont work anymore, then all the nails on the nails bed had been stolen! The worst is the Malaysian Devil !!! he everyday come to work late, punch his card ledi straight go canteen drink kopi then he work not even half hour he go home liow! Lidis also got so many peeple wanna go there wan! Diu!
Ahbeng : Eh Eh! Lidis I also wanna go Malaysian Hell!!!!