3 August 2006

I Performed a Minor Operation on Myself


Warning : Prior to anything I would like to announce that this post do not have any proper medicational value/medical advice to it, readers are adviced not to do this at home. Read at your own risk! This is only a filler post!


Kuli like me, we always gotta carry this and that all around the place and it is inevitable that by the end of the day we will get cuts and bruises all over our body. Its kinda all in a day work, its in the package .... we got so used to it by now.

Today i got pierced by some woodchip when we were unloading some plywood from the truck and it went in bloody deep!

Kuli like me got very limited income, so instead of going to the doctor I plan to perform a minor DIY operation on myself.


This are the tools i can grab hold off and it will do, 1st you gotta sanitize this tools by burning them for a few seconds with fire from a lighter. Then I slow slow cut open my skin to reveal the piece of woodchip and grab it with a pair or tweezer.

This is the piece of bloody wood chip that gone into my finger. soli for the blurry photo ... my phone cam sucks!

Finally apply some disinfectant lotion and dress it up! I just save myself like RM50 bucks of medical fee .... all i hope now is the wound will not be infected only or else that will cost more me more than RM50!!!


Kids, pls dont do this at home ok?
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26 comments:

  1. Tiu lor, you never hear of tetanus ah? People got cut, must go for tetanus jab or else, later, your jaw locked and terus si khiau khiau. Your little scissor all karat adi, lu mau mati kah?

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  2. wuahahaha..Now call you Loctor Wingz ledi lar!

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  3. cheh.. no blood wan! :P

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  4. my one lagi best. got sliced by the easy-to-open cans. you know, the ones you tarik and then the top opens up? damn deep. ran upstairs to my housemate and had blood running down my hands.

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  5. er, Vonzie... why did you run upstairs to your housemate when you could stop the blood 1st? Wash the wound or something?.... or you need someone to ... suck? :P

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  6. Ok, now you officially become Latuk Loctor Wingz (or is it Tan Sri Loctor Wingz?) liao!

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  7. Wuah like rambo in the city la...

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  8. aiya ..lilian scare u nia..small thing liddat no nid tetanus jab la..sap sap sui ler hor wingz hor?...err..sai mm sai pakai scissor wor?..small jarum can do the trick liao..

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  9. wingz, u sohaiz ar? lu mau kena 破傷風 izzit?

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  10. aiyah... just a small piece of wood only need to use so many tools meh? look like do the operation for a robot la... I kena many times before last time la, I use a needle only kao tim sai...

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  11. 5xmom : u think i kindergarden student mehhhh ... this one is not the 1st time ler

    ace : u mau i help operate u anot???

    spiller : got blood lar!! wipe ledi mah!

    vonzie : wuah u lagi rambo!!

    wh? : suck??!! hahaha that one diff head la!

    bryan : mch u want me kena lokap mehhh???!!

    sotongking : rambo??? rambo outdate ledi la

    eve : I looked up and down for a needle but i cant find any ... only got paper pin so kena use all those tools lor

    typolation : err ... this ahpek derno how to read chinese wan ler hehe

    kenny ng : no needle ler ... so kena use whatever i can find lor

    infectioner : wuah cilaka want curse 9 me meh!

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  12. wuaah, you strong man hor. last time i accidentally cut my finger, blood oozed out and i fainted.

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  13. didnt noe the lin-cock-wingz hospital where dr wingz i presume is from, practice sekumsision on finger hor?

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  14. If the wood chip lodged in your kuku jiao how ar?
    You will also do this minor ops or leave it because that can contribute to immmense pleasure? LOL

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  15. So you are the one leg kick kuli now? Can perfomr any job function? :) Rojak Doctor sound veli nice too

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  16. Anonymous9:35 am

    hahahahaha
    smart guy tomorrow u kennot open yr jaw then u know
    but using a needle to remove the wood pc will hurt less and abit of alcohol helps too

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  17. it happen to me few times d...i just took a nail cutter n kiap d whole skin out n nvr put bandage coz it doesnt bleed...... :)

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  19. Wah, no need so serious ma. Just use a sewing needle and korek out.

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  20. Anonymous10:40 pm

    pls use alchohol next time, its a much better disinfectant. if you use fire, what do you think about the carbon left behind getting into your wound? plus its better to use needle la....blade and scissors can rust, ie can get tetanus from it.

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  21. Anonymous8:51 am

    er dua dua annons r doc are?

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  22. Just suck it out la.

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  23. salute kau kau ...

    mahai i no balls use such a big knife man ...

    smaller ones or use a scisors ... samething la, burn the fucker - call what ar, dis...infec ...ting ...

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