10 March 2006

Rojaks Sequel to Face Off - LIGHT OFF




This is the sequel to the 1997 movie FACE OFF starring John Travolta and Nicholas Cage, directed by John Woo. This one is call LIGHTS OFF!!

Since I knot afford to hire John Woo to direct this new movie of mine therefore I decided to be the Director and the hero myself. I employ one Pretty blonde girl to play the heroin, movie location is around K.L. here only and we only took 45 minutes to complete the whole thing.

Since this is the first time I directed a movie myself, needless to say there are a lot of irregularities along the way. If you are sharp enuff you might be able to catch my mistake on the teaser clip which i post below. Now I know why that Blonde girl is so cheap!!! BLARDEE HELL!!!! you wanna know why ?

You know the drill la ... scroll down and look at it yourself lor!
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.Read the instructions carefully before start playing the video ok ?
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LIGHT OFF!!

To Start Playing the Video, Click on the "Light Switch"

To Start Playing the Video, Click on the "Light Switch"


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Now you know why the that Blonde girl is asking for so low pay huh ??!!!! Remember to catch LIGHT OFF kambing soon to a theatre near you !!!!

Can someone please nominate LIGHT OFF to Oscar for the Director of the Year 2006? Ang Lee also use this style to get Award one! SO CAN I !!!

P.S. : Next time you get a blonde girl, keep the lights on ok ? Its better that way LMAO!!!


Thanks to Cocka My regular porn pusher for the image
Thanks to Alex the Faggot for the Flash file.


16 comments:

  1. Isn't that Mariah Carey? Gosh.. that's a schlong. <_<

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  3. scary man, first it was brokeback mountain and now this??!!

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  4. MUAHRHARHARHRA... well, it's a win win situation.

    When u have the lights on, it turns on the guys...
    Whey u have the lights off, it turns on the ladies...(quite long wor..) :-P

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  5. Nobody knows what happens when the lights go off. Lights off staring Mariah Carey. Sequal to Face off. Inspired by brokeback mountain. Produced by Rojaks Daily. Coming to you in your nearest theatres. Lolz.

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  6. that's super freaky!

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  7. you are video freak! I like that innovation.

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  8. OMG!!!! I dare not turn off the light. LMAO!

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  9. LOL... hey i also got one here...

    http://gahsoon.blogspot.com/2006/03/sex-before-marriage.html

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  10. aiyahhh... after reading 5xmom post abt pangsai, i tot d pic shows the model pangsaiiiii.

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  11. This one backside mau turn hor? LOL

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  12. mana sini? pattaya beach ah?

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  13. elehhhh.....
    that trick lah......
    they put lap cheong dark type lah...

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  14. ahhh so mariah carey really is a man...

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  15. yuenqi : Mariah Carey??? sure anot ? she where got so thin ? lol

    mahaguru : why you crossing over to the dark side ledi izzit ?

    helen : you shud let john see this lol

    jayus : kam kam buy ticket n watch!

    maverick : no ler im not a video freak at all.

    surfnux : bro, off light ledi got nitemare!!! lol!!

    cheese : but u on light ledi very chun wor! the problem is u knot off light la lol

    gasoon : wassup dude!

    dizzy : pangsai ?? hahaha ... how come i never thot of that huh ?

    cocka : mau turn brape round ? lol

    pisang : lap cheong where got so big ler ...

    boss : OMFG!! she is ??!!

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