23 March 2006

Great Definition of Globalization


Was reading the book on Princess Diana given to me by Linpeh and suddenly i remember this old joke.


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?


Answer: An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk,
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This entry is post by Malaysian,
using American 's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singaporean plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friend, is Globalization

7 comments:

  1. LOL. Yeah, I remember this joke too.
    Wei, you actually read thru the Diana book??

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  2. mrs. king, he bluff you wan. where he got wan to read such stuff. no dirty pictures, no dirty stories.

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  3. dude, u missed bolding French. :D

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  4. I heard another English Royal family joke from 'The Office' (UK).. about black man cock..
    *_^

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  5. KW : Yea was kinda browsing the book only

    akpek : wuahhh ... u r like the worm in my stomach ler (ngo geh tou loi yat tiew chung)

    decypher : balding french ??? what is his role ?

    cynthia : share share!!

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  6. Anonymous4:04 pm

    LOL!!!! Good one dude.

    I heard this a couple of days ago...

    Condom complains to Kotex.."when you come ah, I lose 7 days of business!" Kotex replies condom: "when you fail to work, I lose 9 months of business!!!"

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  7. LOL... I've not heard this one before...

    Ano - Good one!! LOL

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