Cheras Mahkota Toll Company Striked Back!

Early in the morning i received a phone call from Ahsoon, my fwen from Bandar Mahkota Cheras. He told me not to use the toll free Mahkota Cheras road anymore because in the midnite someone "ghost ghost rat rat" come n "steal steal" put farking big concrete blocks on the road to block it!!

Action lidis is call Big Cock wear small pants! Big kompeni also do "ghost ghost rat rat" things lidis MCH!!!

I thot this case closed ledi one? the land belongs to the state gomen and they got no rights to close it BUT some farker STILL go ahead and close it so that they can poket a few hundred thousands extra bucks a day!!!!

U say DIU not DIU??!!!

As if life is not difficult enuff ... other than the forever increasing cost of living we still kena stand up to blood sucker MAHAI toyol company as such!

You think Cheras Mahkota resident will keep quiet anot? nvm ... later lunch time i go get some "wind" and see ...

FARKIU Toyol toll Company!!!

Whats the Max Speed for Sex?

One day Ahbeng and his frend eat full ledi waiting for shit to come .... sit down tok kok n sing song . Then suddenly Ahbeng mia frend Ahock asked this question ....


Ahock : Eh ... what is the fastest speed for sex ever recorded ar? Guiness book or rekod got say anot?
Ahbeng : Diu! that one no nid refer Guiness book of world rekod I also know the answer la!
Ahock : Ah?? Sure boh? you abit gong gong lidt suddenly so cleber one meh?
Ahbeng : farkiu la! I not gong kia ok? this is call pretend pig eat tiger u no?!!
Ahock : ok la ok la ... then u tell me what is the fastest speed for sex ever recorded la!
Ahbeng : Aiyo this one very easy la! Its 68km/h lor!
Ahock : Har? apasal 68km/h? why not 100km/h? 200km/h?
Ahbeng Niahma! say u no sexperience u dun briff! MAx speed for sex is 68km/h oni la! when u reach 69 then u kena turn around ledi!
Ahock : Wuahahahahahaha!!!! Farkiu la!

ExMafia - Yo Gangsta Paradise! MMORPG

Got back into MMORPG (Massive Multiplayers Online Role Playing Game) lately and this time its a Gangsta kinda game where you get to kickass and kill some baskets and rob peeple, and gang wars all Ahbeng/Ahlong/kuwakchai style!

This game is Call ExMafia!!


What is Mafia? Wuah this one is Italiano la! Its the same like Ahlong in Ahbeng's language wan! The only different is they got wear tie and Ahlong no wear tie to work oni! LOL!!

A new round just started 1 day ago and if you join now ngam ngam chun as everyone restart from zero so you wont kena bully!

Kam! join me play Ahlong in the game! Click HERE to register la! We kasi bikin Ahlong in the game and we kick those angmohs butt la! Chun Boh? Wait hamik wait? Faitit register and show them some Ahbeng Power!

The registration screen

Registration is easy just fill in your particular and you can start playing alredi! Dun wait long long la! I wait for lu ok? HEre is the registration link in case you kenot find the previous one.

CLICK HERE LA!

Note : If you registerED edi ... kam find me la! I got guns mau kasi lu! Then u no need susah susah go buy gun la! can straight weck angmohs kahcheng ledi!!! How to find me? Goto "Boston" then look under "Hall of Fame" then click on "Mobster's Search" then key in "Wingz" then click on "Wingz" and goto the bottom of the page and select "[Send Mail]" then i will gibe lu powderfool gun to weck the angmohs wokeh?!!

How You Know Hes Gay wan?

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I wanna brog since 9am and here I am still struggling to find that few minutes snaking time to brog! Anyway ... a note prior to the post.

WARNING : Contains Gay/Lesbian elements. Those who kenot take Gay/Lesbian joke please do not proceed. If you feel easily offended about your sexual preferences also pls do not proceed. Others proceed at your own risk.

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Ahbeng mia Son call AhBoon was away for his first week in a college in KL. Ahbeng dem worry about his son bcoz this is the 1st time he go away long long wan.

Then finally its weekend and Ahbeng mia son kambek ledi ..... Ahbeng see him kambek fast fast open door for him but somehow Ahbeng see AhBoon face dem bohsong (tak-syok/not happy) lidat so Ahbeng mai ask AhBoon lidis la!

Ahbeng : Son ah son ... anything wrong at kolej anot?
AhBoon : Aiyah ... kolej very sien lar fader!
Ahbeng : Why sien lar son?
AhBoon : I think my roomate (Pierre) hor ... is gay wan leh!
Ahbeng : Har? How you know wan?!!
AhBoon : I know la!
Ahbeng : Tell me how you know wan laaaa
AhBoon : Haiyah! His kukuciao hor ... taste like shit wan leh!!
Ahbeng :

Alo?! Aunty Ahlian Catering!

A rekoding by the DJs of 98.7fm (izzit hitzfm or traxxFM?) prank calling this Ahlian Aunty pretending to be ordering food for the upkambing party ... Its teh dem kok funny!!! gerentik!!! If U no luff i gibe lu your marney bek!

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Please remember DONT luff loud loud in the opis ok? Later ppl thot u something long wan!



Medium cock also got! big cock also got! 3 cocks for the plice of 1! You want ah? You get the medium ah ... 30sen more I gibe you BIG cock! Cock very nice one la! no nid to werry!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! MY stomach very pain ledi wei!!!