What do you do when you fight with your Mum? Auction off her Naked Photos Online la!

No, I m not making this up!

This super freaking sick shit happened in New Zealand (the place where sheep is a man best's "frend" LOL!) thereis this 18 yrs old boy/kid, Micheal put his 44 years old mother (Jennifer) naked photos online for auction at trademe.com.nz under the title "Five naked photos of my mum"after an arguement with his mother.

Then of coz the auction were later remove by the site admin ... The moral of the story here is ... if you got naked pics of yourself ... dont piss off your kids! LOL!

The story actually do not ends here ok? A second auction were put up by Micheal after the 1st one was removed! This time with her 44 yrs old mother approval!!! WTF!!!?? When contacted by the media Micheal komen was "We're not rich or anything" LOL!

His mum response was "There's nothing dodgy about them. They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago" and "I wanted 50 per cent of the sale but more than that, I miss the nice comments."

The second auction were viewed 11,000 times before the admin of the website taken them down, when contacted they told the media "We don't really want to be the place where people list photos of their mums in their underwear".

Here is 1 of the 44 yrs old Jennifer's photo for your viewing pleasure!



If you wanna see more of the pics Micheal put up for auction ... Click HERE

Moral of the entire story? DONT GO NEW ZEALAND!!!! LOL! or if you are a MILF ... then you prolly should book a tix there ASAP!!!

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I Won RM2.3 Million from SHELL!!!

No briff me?

Got this international SMS in Bahasa Malaysia .... Prolly a China number +62817892620 yesday morning telling me that I won RM2.3millions from a SHELL contest!!!

The RM3.5 million Khir Toyo Balinese design mansion/mini castle, RM3.5million wei! Yau mou?!

Now ... I only need another RM1.2 millions to be able to own a house/mansion/mini castle like Khir Toyo! Maybe tomolo morning I will get anoder SMS from China telling me I won anoder contest that i never joined before then i will goan look for Khir Toyo and buy his house with the 2 SMSes! U think he want sell to me mou?

Adult's Hotel in Nanning China, The Hotel with Happy Ending!

In China Nanning they created an adult's hotel where the adults can go there and indulge in their favourite activities!

What is Adult's hotel? This is a place where u can take your favourite biao mei come and in the end got "Happy Ending" wan! lol

Lets see how special is this Adult Hotel in Nanning ok?

This is how the room looks like ....

In every single room got one ball, a spesel Happy ending sexcercise chair and a the main attraction is a very very spesel bed!

First its the ball ... its an Sexercise ball ... as they call it ... how to use this ball? I really derno ... i mean i could imagine but its still dont seem right lol! So, i hope they got enclose a instruction manuals on how to use this ball in the room or else I do foresee lotsa Ahbengs/Ahlians is gonna end up hurting their spine! KAKAKAKAKAA!!!



Next, we got this sexercise chair for the hamsap but lazy baskets! The Ahlian will lie down on the chair and the Ahbeng will sit on that auto-thurs-tic blue thingy with a boner ... turn it on and viola!! Effort free happy ending!!! I think this chair can set speed one also LOL! The thing is ... do you think they got sanitize this sexercise chair each time the customers checked out anot? I cant imagine the chair being sticky and germsss ... eewww!!



And lastly we came to the last spesel item in the room ... the Happy Ending Bed! This bed very unik ... bcoz without this bed there is alotsa new style u kenot try! Style that u never imagine possible before! With this new bed your "Happy ending" life is raised to a new level!


How to use this bed? Its not clearly stated ... i guess they want you to be creative ler ... but not wanting you to be dissapointed .... they showed you "one" of the most favorite style that you can try!

This style is call SuperAhlian!!

How? SuperAhlian style got sexciting anot? see edi got this sudden sexcitement wanna try anot? See??! i told u that this bed is very LENG wan!! the possibilities is limitless!

And dont be afraid to Sexplore new frontier ok? The best thing is ... i heard downstairs at the ground floor got one "traditional" massage center also! so in case you hurt you back ... can go there n get a massage too! I m sure that message center also got "Happy Ending" one!!! LOL!

Nanning anyone? I can get lu discounted seats leh!

Youngest DSLR Photographer?

My 7 yrs old Lil Devil Tagged along with me to The Curve Sony style studio for a portraits session with the newly launched Sony AlphaA230, half way thru the session he told me that he wanna shoot too and seing the A230 being so lightweight I let him have a go .... and thats how he became the center of attention, everyone is taking his photos instead of the model and also by that he became the Youngest DSLR photographer I know LOL!

Lil Devil with the newly launched Sony Alpha A230, thru the viewfinder.

Lil Devil looking at the settings on an Sony Alpha A230

Everyone moved back and let him have the most ideal position in front for this shots

I checked the photos he took .... not bad for a beginner!

Model and Photographer

There! the youngest DSLR user i came across @ only 7 yrs old attended his first model shoot in a studio ... have you meet anyone younger? Lidis can masuk guiness book or rekod anot wan ar? LOL!