Valentine was erm .... i dont think I celebrated Valentine also, unless u consider eating at Pizza hut as a form of celebration la. Was too busy rushing around to make sure we gets to the hospital on time.
Lifes is not gonna be any better, judging from the "cabinet reshuffle", expect rough time ahead! buckle your seats belt!! tighten your belt!!! prepare FOR IMPACT !!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sigh pls excuse me while i go take my daily dose of anti depressant*
Little do you know that Ahpek and Helen actually grew up together in the same village, they had been friend since early days of their childhood. Buden after they are all grown up ledi Helen dumped kaw Ahpek and goto "Niu Yoke" to kau qweilo, thats is actually anoder story.
You see when Helen reached her puberty, that time Ahpek still "Pak cham kai" (white chop chicken - no pubic hair yet ntchet reached puberty la) and he also never learn anything about sex nor he seen before the private part of a girl.
One day at school, Helen "period" come for the first time, Helen was so shocked when she learnt that she is bleeding and she fainted on the school's field.
A few minutes later Ahpek found her on the grass and proceed to wake her up. Ahpek then asked Helen what happened. Helen being confused and shocked decided to share her problem with Ahpek .
Helen : I dont know what is happening!!! I just know I am bleeding very heavily!
Ahpek : Bleeding ??? where ??!!!
Helen : *take off panty and show to Ahpek* HERE!
Ahpek : *check check* WUAHHHH!!!!
Helen : So how ? I scared leh!!! what is happening to me ??!!!
Ahpek : Even tho I havent study any Biology yet, but i think some bastard ripped your penis and balls off and left a huge verticle knife wound in between your legs while you are unconcious!
The "Bastard" who ripped off Helen's balls LOL!!