I hope none of the chocolate manufacturer is reading this! if not sure kena diao kaw kaw one lol!
I am sure there is still alot of us that havent bought their Valentine present yet correct anot ? Well its not too late then, trust me. In fact after reading what i wanna say you will be glad that u waited till the last minutes only goan buy your valentine gift.
Whatever you are buying, just remember this! DONT BUY CHOCOLATE for your valentine/gf(s)/Wife(s)/Mistress(es).
Why ? What you mean why ? you dunno one ka ?? *sigh* nvm u read the below passage first then i explain to you slow slow.
Whoa, you should be saying, “How can you connect up eating chocolate with sexuality. Well the reason being is that when people get addicted to chocolate, it is because it gives a chemical high from the release of dopamine into our brains. It's an artificial chemical high that can substitute sex. I mean women will say they prefer it to sex. Its easy to handle and they can take it without any problems or responsibility, other than the skin problems and obesity it might cause.OK, now you know why people like to relates chocolate with sex, this is because everytime you eat chocolate your body will release a kinda chemical call dopamine into your blood stream and make u high, its like sex minus all the messey stuffs la ....
For when it comes down to it, natural sex does exactly the same thing in releasing dopamine into the blood stream to get us high naturally. This is where the word 'dope' comes from. But in this case natural sex yields natural dope and a natural high into our bodies which electrifies and balances and charges our bodies and even gives us greater resistance to disease. These are the natural advantages of having normal , natural sex as well as the other more scientific wave properties we experience at bliss. (See Teleportation at Bliss post). I mean even more specifically, the culmination of natural sex and not chocolate consumption can bring on the greatest blessing of this world.
So, imagine this .... you and your girlfriend, just finished your valentine dinner you drove her home and she invited you into her house for "coffee" then u present her with a box of chocolate. You thought you gonna get laid tonite .... oh man you are so WRONG!!!!
She will sit there eating her chocolate and having her multiple orgasm that you will never be able to give to her and you ... well you just hafta use your left hand again tonite LMAO!!!
So if you wanna get laid tomorrow night! DONT FARKING BUY CHOCOLATE FOR YOUR VALENTINE!!!!
if you dont belif me you can check with Aunty Lilian and see! Aunty Lilian dem love chocolate wan!!! LOL!!! Now you know why she love chocolate la horrr *winks*
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