9 February 2006
For 3 years consecutively I have been getting necktie as Valentine's day present! I got HATE necktie !!! Gimme something i really want this year!!!!
Today I dunwan write so much, now its your turn (yea YOU! the one reading this!) to write in Rojaks Daily.
Its a widely known fact that Women CANT buy the perfect gift(s), they always bought what they wanted instead of what we want but most of the time they will come back with alot of stuffs other than our present. So this year to make it easier for them, why dont we just list it out here in Rojaks Daily ? Ok anot ?
You can ask your other half to come here and learn what you really want as Valentine's day present and also this post will serve as a model for girls/ladies on what they should get for their boyfriend! hows that ?
Your Comment(s) will be publish here to make up the list of stuffs we guys wanted to get from our Girlfriend(s) and/or wife(ves)/mistress(es).
Of course I will start with my list of items first la :
My Valentine Day Wish List :
1. I want This (AquaRacer) and This (RX7 FC3S) (this is what i really really really want!)
OK, i dont think i would get any of the above also la. So i'll be abit more reaslistic and opt for something which is easier to get like :
1. Sony PSP Portable Game Console - RM1,299 in Sg.Wang can get for RM900+ also
2. Logictech USB headset 350 with noice cancel - RM199
3. Nokia 6680 3G phone (havent u heard? 3G video Sex in "TEH IN" now! - RM1,500
4. Sonic Gear i-Steroid Speaker - RM479
5. Adidas 1.1 Smart running shoes - RM950
6. IPOD VIDEO 30GB - RM1,599
7. XBOX 360!!!! need we say more ?? - RM1,999.00
8. 02 XDA Atom - RM2,988
9. IPOD Nano 2GB - RM969
I want (for me car)
4. new set of tyres
5. new paint job
I want (for myself)
1. more relaxation time
3. handy smallsized digital camera
4. any mp3 player + thumb drive
5. plasma tv
TJ Wong's List
I want :
1. Mac laptop
3. Gold bar
6. Ipod video
1. I just wanna get laid!
i also dun ask much.
1. O2 Atom
2. Olympus Digital SLR
3. Rojakz 10% royalty of rojaks he sell
I want a Nokia N70 for my birthday present. (Coming soon what!)
If Valentine, a date with the girl. :) That's all.
so they give you these shag coupons and as soon as you feel the need to shag, you just hand them over and get a shag right there and then.
All the guys punya wishlist sap sap sui lar!! No problem.... if they can fulfill our wishlist, i'm sure most of the ladies will gladly give all you guys your perfect Valentine gift.
1. To be by our side at all times 24/7. Forget about those pig fren and dog fren sessions at mamaks/Karaoke or coffee shop. Stay by our side and accompany us to watch TVB/Korean dramas. (forget about football matches)
2. Call us wherever you are. 3G phone better. Now you can prove to us you are really working late in the office. (and not boozing at fun pub..)
3. Hand over all your pay for us to manage.
4. Supplement us with platinum credit cards... (so we can buy you your gift)
5. Get us male maids/aids from Pakistan or Nepal. (No Bangladeshi/indon)
Piece of cake, right??
my wish just helen's opposite.
supply me with 3 beautiful maids from sweden.
one to cook,
one to sew and
one to bed.
dunno why so many people like all those newest tech gadgets one. meself, cellphone oso don even have one. me pc oso nearly 15 years old already. but never mind, old but reliable, slow but usable. hahaha!! self consolation.
WTF? WTF? WTF?
You all think this is christmas writing your list to santa claus kah?
Valentines is about what comes from the heart and not what to buy or not lah...
BTW, I agree with Buttshaker... SHAG COUPONS!!!
5xmom for 5xdad
This is 5xmom posting on behalf of her atm:
1) a frigid new wife who has tonnes of money, can do housework, massage and only sleeps in the guest room.
This way, my 5xmom loupoh can have me, the atm for herself whilst I get the money from the new wife to spend on 5xmom supplies of SKII and Creme de la Mer. BTW, my 5xmom loupoh damn garang wan so this shall remain a wish list.
she just has to learn to give the perfect blowjob. :D :D :D
I wish i can as rich as bill gate!!!
I will buy her Rose Garden but when do doggie WooF Woof WooF wen cum la
1. To be by her side every day... every minute... every second..etc.
2. many property, rojaks mia rumah oso can.
3. BMW Z4, mazda RX-8, volkswagen beetle, hummer.
4. money to repair,repaint and upgrade my accord.
5. More traffic in my site.
6. Lots and lots of money to make things happen. lolz.
lolz. like christmas wishlist. I just realize the tittle what to get ur partner, but seems like everybody do what others shud get for them. lolz.
Siao Char BOr
i oso not greedy wan...
the best valentines gift would be
a man wrapping himself up in a ribbon, waiting for me to untie the ribbon and phewww..uuit....voila....i get to savour MEAT. I long time vegetarian...now its time for me to buka my puasa
Posted by Wingz at 2:24 pm