Your Real Name is not Ahpek Right?

One day a fler goto Doc's clinic complaining that his body hurts badly. So the nurse ask him to register la and he registered his name as Ahpek.

Soon it is his turn to see the Doc liow .... he went in and take a seat, then Doc asked him :

Doc : Yes sir, what seems to be wrong with you ?
Ahpek : Err ... Doc , my whole body pain lar
Doc : Where pain ?
Ahpek : Everywhere!
Doc : Kanneh how can everywhere pain wan??
Ahpek : wherever i touch also pain! I tfk also pain!
Doc : knot be u show me I wanna see!

The fler stand up and touched his own balls and screamed in pain ... he then touch his face and scream pain then he touch his knee he also scream pain then he touch his left ear he also scream pain sommo ....

Doc : Ok ok you can sit down now ...
Ahpek : So Doc , whats my problem? serious anot wan?
Doc : Quite serious also ....
Ahpek : aahh!!! got cure anot wan??!!
Doc : that depends la ...
Ahpek : depends on what Doc ?
Doc : Depends on whether u will answer my next question honestly anot la ....
Ahpek : I will! i swear I will!
Doc : Your real name is not Ahpek are you? your real name is Ahbeng ngam anot?!
Ahpek : wuah Doc .... How you know wan?
Doc : Bcoz only Ahbeng would thot his whole body also hurt instead of he got a broken finger la!

Ahbeng's Broken Finger

WUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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