Top 13 Signs Your Wife Dont Give a Shit Bout You!

So very the sorry, this is not a joke .... this is my personal rant! I just need to get this outta my chest right now. Also for those who will be getting married soon, at least you know what to expect *soon*

I wanna do this ala Simon Templer style .

1. She knew you hated shopping but this time she used her mum's name to get you to go!
2. She knew you wasnt feeling too well, she not only did not offer to go home ealier but she nstead she leave you looking after your son while she enjoys her shopping with her mum.
3. You told her you wanna goto the cafe to sit down and have some meatballs while she shops but the moment u sat down with your meat balls she call you on your handphone and tell you that they are leaving. Its only been 10 minutes since we got here!!!! What about my fucking meatballs??? do you care how much trouble i gone thru just to get those meatballs? I gotta carry your shopping bag, my own backpack, hold my son and the food counter are self service! Meaning i gotta carry the farking tray with both my hands! yea ... so i gotta hold my son, carry my backpack with a sore shoulder, carry your farking shopping bag and carry the food tray! How many pair of hands do you think i got? I must have looks like a clown the other day .... not to mention i m not eating alone ok?! i gotta feed my son too? Oh i forgot ... you dont remember that u got a son rite?
   
4. You told her again your shoulder hurt very much and your legs hurts too but she pretend she didnt hear that and continue to leave the kid with you while she goes on with her shopping.
5. Your brother in law gets to leave early because he got something to do but you hafta stay even tho you dont feel good.
6. You told her you AGAIN you dont feel good but she insist she hafta get more eggs! as if the groceries store around the neighbourhood dont sell eggs!
7. You completely forgot that your husband is in pain while you shop.
8. You completely forgot that you got a son while you shop.
9. You refuse to drive home knowing your husband shoulder is in great pain by saying "We are so far away from home and I dont know the way back!" If you dont know your way back, WTF you come so far away to shop??!!!
10. I m angry not because I lost my way! I am angry because you dont give a fark about me!
11. Groceries shopping is not considered as shopping. They are just going out to buy groceries only!
    
12. You can go back to your parents house 4 times a week and you still havent spent enuff time with them.
13. You can walk 5 hours non-stop while shopping and never complained that you are tired. But how often you willing to spent 2 hours watching vcd with me without telling me that you are getting sleepy?
    

There I said it! Now go back to work!