13 May 2006

Light and Easy Weekend - One liner Rawks!!

Sex is not the Answer, Sex is the Question. The answer is "Yes!"

Its only premarital sex if you are intending to get married!

Do you go for casual sex or do I have to dress up?

God created alchohol so that UGLY people (like myself) would have a chance to have sex.

Did you hear about the thieves who stole the entire shipment of Viagra? The Police is looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

Sex on Television wont hurt you unless you fall off while at it.

Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them as well!

what happened to a fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off!

Did you hear about the blind skunk who fall in love with a fart?

What does the elephant said to the naked man? ITs cute, but can you really breath thru that thing?

What is the similarity between viagra and disney world? You gotta wait an hour for a three minutes ride!

A termite walks into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

Cuntfucious said : he who goto bed with itchy asshole will wakeup with smelly fingers.


  1. Did Confucious say that?

  2. Lin Peh has same question as Bryan. Confucious got say dat meh ? LOL!

  3. i think he meant confucious II = wingz himself.. lol!!

  4. Confucious did said: On seeing a worthy man Think of equaling him; On seeing an unworthy man - examine yourself inwardly.

    Confucious oso said: In a State-gain is not to be considered prosperity but
    its prosperity will be found in righteousness.

    LOL.. long one.

  5. bryan : yes he did!!! I go yumchar with him and he told me wan!

    linpeh : read the above

    crazygrrl : no ler he told me himself wan

    aceone : you sure your confucious and my conficious is the same fler anot ?

  6. Confucious or Confused?


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