20 May 2006
I dunno whether its good or bad, but supposingly my oldman's operation were actually scheduled for tomlo morning but we were told that their ICU is full ledi ... so kena postpone till Sunday only can do. We just found out today that kids under 12 yrs old are not allowed to go into the IJN patient's ward. However ... chindrens are only allowed on weekends from 4:30 pm onwards. Strange huh??
One day my frend Lilian kena lottery already, she dashed home to break the news to her husband.
Ermm ... soli! wrong sequence liow ... we should talk about the husband (ATM) first, actually Lilian's husband is a gambler cum drinker. He would gamble and drink till his pocket empty then go home and dig his wife's handbag wan.
All the while Lilian would just diam diam and dare not to fight back also because he dunwan the kids to grow up in broken family ler .... so all these while she had been taking all that kinda treatment from this no good husband of hers.
Then come one day she found out that she hit the Sports TOTO 6D jackpot! She won a whooping RM8 Millions. The first thing on her mind is to rush home and break the news to her husband and kids. So she took a taxi from her work place and asked the taxi driver to step on it, if there is any saman she will pay for it.
15 minutes later she reached home, she quickly pays the taxi driver and ran into the house. She pushed the door open and call out for her husband :
Lilian : DEAR!!! DDEEEAAARRRR!!!!!!!! I WON THE LOTTERY !!!! I WON !!! I WON !!!!
ATM : You sure?!!!
Lilian : YESH!!! I went to the betting center and triple check ledi!!! I WON!!! I WON!!!!
ATM : YAAAHOOOOOO!!!!!!
Lilian : Dear faster pack your bags!!!
ATM : We going on a holiday?? Where we going?? what should I pack for?? We going to the Ocean in Carribean or skiing in Swiss or where ??
Lilian : I dont care! I just want you to pack and get the hell outta my house!
Well I would like to tell you that this story is a fiction la ... i made this up myself one laaa... this story are not related to anybody whether dead or alive lol!!!
*Runs to Thailand, change to thai name and do plastic surgery so Lilian cant find me!!!*
Posted by Wingz at 12:24 am