Ahbeng Finally Said It!

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Was in IJN the whole day, oldman already admitted ... surgery will be on this weekend. Thanks for all the help give by fler bloggers Luncheon-meat, Eggy, Shiryen, Zara Mama, Linpeh and many others .... my oldman is getting more n more depressed by the day, so we decided to burn a HUGE hole in our pocket and discarded all the cheaper alternative (which apparently will takes longer). Money can find again but oldman only got one so .... I wish the operation will be smooth and oldman is gonna be well again! *Namo Amitabha*

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What i been thru today kinda reminded me of an old jokes i came across sometime ago ....

There is this Ahbeng diagnosed with final stage cancer and his doctor told him that he is not curable anymore on top fo that Ahbeng only have a few more days to live only.

Ahlian, Ahbeng 's wife were devastated! she was with Ahbeng throughout his last few weeks. she was there all the while till the last few minutes.

The time is near for Ahbeng .... he knew this is his last few minutes and he wanna get something off his cheast before he leave for good. He gathered all his leftover energy and said ...

Ahbeng : Laupoh ar ... you have always been by my side through all the bad times, through all my troubles in life. Everytime I failed you were there .... *cough cough*

Ahlian : Laukung .. dont say lidat ler *sob sob sob* we married so many years ledi still need to kira meh? You rest lar laukung, dont tok so much ... rest and get well ... *sob sob*

Ahbeng : No Laupor ... lemme get this off my chest now, i know i dont have much time left ....

Ahlian : *CRY!!!* Laukung dont say lidattttt!!!!! *wailss*

Ahbeng : Laupoh ... dont cry ... listen to me first, I wanna finish this before i go ....

Ahlian : ok Laukung I listening ...... *sniff sniff*

Ahbeng : Laupor ... when I got fired from my jobs, you were there ... when my business chap lap also you were there ..... when I lost the house also you were there .... when I kena heart attack also you were there .... I kena declare bankrupt also you were there ..... when doctor told me I got cancer also you were there ... *cough cough cough cough n take deep breath*

Ahlian : I know I know .... I will always be there for you .... its my duty as your wife. *sob sob*

Ahbeng : Waitt... wait ... i havent finish yet .... lemme finish first .... everytime when things gone wrong you were also by my side .... I wanna tell you this long time ago but only now i got the courage to tell you .... *cough cough cough*

Ahlian : No laukung no need tell one *cry cry* I understand one ... this kinda things no need tell .. no need tell ....

Ahbeng : Laupor .... lemme finish this please *cough cough* you were alwasy there by my side when thing goes wrong ... you wanna know what I thinking now ?

Ahlian : Laukung please tell me what you thinking now ..... I wanna know ..... *CRY*

Ahbeng *COUGH COUGH COUGH ... with his last breath Ahbeng said*

Ahbeng : I think you are bad luck la! *Dies*

WUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!