As usual my jokes will evolve around Ahbeng and this time our Guest Star is Doc
One day Ahbeng goto Doc with 2 panda eyes, so Doc also ask him :
Doc : Wuah Ahbeng you joined geng fight ka? U kena whack quite teruk you know?
Ahbeng : No la! I got these from in the church wan!
Doc : Church? who da hell weck you in church?
Ahbeng : A fat aunty .....
Doc : HAH? what happened??! tell tell!
Ahbeng : I was kneeling at prayers that time then when prayers finish ledi we all stand up lar, there is this fat aunty in front of me, I saw her skirt got caught in between her buttcheeks and I did what a good christian would do .... I goan pull her skirt outta her buttcheeks lor.
Doc : Then?
Ahbeng : Then she weck kau my left eye la!
Doc : No wonder la!!!! Eh wait a minit ..... she whacked you left eye only what? how come your right eye also kena blue blackwan?
Ahbeng : After she whacked me hor .. i thot about what I done lar then i realised maybe she purposely put her skirt between her buttcheeks wan, so I felt sorry for what i did to her la .... I try to undo those things i done wrong one ler ..... so, I put her skirt back into her buttcheeks lor.