Ahbeng Death Sentence

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Before this I always mixed up the different between sentence and sentence .... lemme explain.

1. -A grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb.
2. -Law. A court judgment, especially a judicial decision of the punishment to be inflicted on one adjudged guilty.
   

See the different anot? Its very important that you dont get them mixed up in order for you to understand this joke ok?

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Once upon a time in a land far far away there is this fler call Ahbeng. Ahbeng were caught for smuggling drugs into the country, he was found guilty and the judge punished him with a death sentence ... death by the electric chair.



After a few months being locked up in the jail come one day the jail Warden go into his room ask talk to him.

Warden : Ahbeng, tomlo we sending u to the chair ledi .... its my responsibility to ask you this ... You want any prayers before you go? I can arrange for you if you want.
Ahbeng : Eh ... yes I want!
Warden : You what religion wan?
Ahbeng : Err ... actually i dont have religion one ler ....
Warden : No religion how to arrange prayers for you la?
Ahbeng : Err ... can I have one now? I mean I m gonna die tomlo right? the least i can do now is to have a religion so that when i die ledi they know what style to use to handle my body mah.
Warden : Ok, fine with me! What religion you want now?
Ahbeng : Err got Taoist priest anot one?
Warden : Soli! no Taoist one! Only got Chsritian Priest, you want anot?
Ahbeng : aiyah cincai lar! Christian also Christian la!

So the Warden left Ahbeng's cell and wet on to do the final preparation for Ahbeng's Departure.

Then day finally arrived, Ahbeng were very the scared when he realised that hes gonna die very soon. As they tying him up the chair Ahbeng beginning to cry histerically like hes gone crazy lidat. Finally the Priest walked in and he put his hand onto Ahbeng's forehead and said

Priest : Be not afraid my child as god is forever be by your side, you will not be alone anymore.
Ahbeng : Thankiu father, I feel alot better now .....
Priest : Dont worry my child I will be here with you until the whole thing is over .... be brave!
Ahbeng : Father you ... you .... you promised to be here with me untill the end?
Priest : Yes my child I promise. Do you have any last request I can help you to fulfill Ahbeng?
Ahbeng : Erm .. yes father, there is one thing....
Priest : What izzit Ahbeng?
Ahbeng : Later when they about to pull the switch, will you hold on to my hand and keep me company, will you?
Priest:

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Since we are toking about sentence there is this story which is totally unrelated with the above one. Its actually more like a fact than a story.

Do you know what is the shortest sentence in this world? The shortest sentence is this world is "I am"

If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the world then, Can you tell me what is the longest sentence in this world?

Wanna know the answer? scroll down lor!

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The longest sentence is the world are "I do" this one you say ledi ... korang korang kena jail 20-30 years lidat wan!!! LOL!!!! You say long anot lar!!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!