God give women PMS ... what do we guys get? Suicidal mode? I think Im gonna write a book titled "Are all Guys Suicidal?" who wanna buy?!
There is this Ahbeng Friend of mine, (No i didnt say his name is dSaint! if you guessed it then its not my fault!) well he told me a secret about himself.
That time he was newly outta college and he landed himself a job (not because hes capable ok? they just pity him lol) anyway, not even 3 days on the job they sent him to Penang to attend to some problems there. Its was already 6pm when they broke the news to him, he dont even have time to pack, they just send him to the bus stop and he is gone.
The bus ride took about 4 and a half hours and once he arrived he checked into the hotel booked for him by his company. Its his 1st time in a hotel, he never stayed at a hotel before so hes kinda cranky abit.
The check in were smooth and even tho hes cranky but hes hiding it really well .... no one seems to realised its his first time staying in a hotel.
Then the bellboy showed him to his room on the second floor. He got into his room and boy he was impressed! he got so excited he kinda got carried away and forgot that its his first time in a hotel. He lie down on the bed for 20 minutes or so watching tv ....... suddenly he feel hungry, so he thot he wanna go out to get a bite .....
He walked around the room feeling nervous and cranky .... he seems to be looking for something but he is unable to find it! Finally he gave up .... he picked up the phone and made a call to the front desk.
Ahbeng : Hello? hello? this is hotel har?
Front Desk : Yes sir! this is the hotel front desk, what can I do for you?
Ahbeng : How come my room got no exit wan?
Front Desk : I am sure they are exit in your room sir. Have you look properly?
Ahbeng : Yes I did! I cant find it!
Front Desk : Sir, have you try looking for the door?
Ahbeng : Yes .. you see ... there is 3 doors in my room, 1 door i opened liow i can see toilet, then another door i open liow i can see another door.
Front Desk : oh! thats the door connecting your room to the next room sir, that is not the exit.
Ahbeng : There is this last door which i havent open yet.
Front Desk : I think that is the exit sir.
Ahbeng : I dont think so leh!
Front Desk : May I ask why sir?
Ahbeng : Biao (well) .... I think there is someone inside that door, I dont dare to open ler!
Front Desk : Are you sure ??!
Ahbeng : Yala .... there is this sign on the door that says "DO NOT DISTURB" leh!
LONG LIVE AHBENG!!!