23 March 2006

Viagra the New Age Painkiller!



Ahbeng got terrible toothache so he goes to the Maniam the dentist to stop the pain. The dentist tells Ahbeng

Maniam : wuah so big hole knot patch ledi, kena pull liow
Ahbeng : Pull ar ?? pain anot one ?
Maniam : No pain one I give you this powderfool injection call Novacain, inject ledi very high one.
Ahbeng : Injection?!! No no no no no.... no injection please, I got needle phobia sorry no injection.
Maniam : hmmm okay then I will have to hook you up to the laughing gas, that will make u high enuff to forget bout the pain.
Ahbeng : no no no !!! no mask!!! got phobia also !!! please no!
Maniam : @#$%^&*@!! then lu can take pills anot ??!
Ahbeng : Ah!! pills no problem la!!!
Maniam : Ok take this pill
Ahbeng : Err ... Doc what pill is this? looks very familiar
Maniam : This is Viagra!
Ahbeng : WUAHHH now i know Viagra also can use for pain killing, chun huh doc ?
Maniam : No, it will not reduce your pain at all.
Ahbeng : Then why you lemme eat ?
Maniam : What can I do? you everything also phobia so the least i can do for you is to give you something to hold on to while i extract your tooth la!




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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:41 pm

    Tai Kor, your jokes' standard are getting lower lah.

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  2. anon : sure anot?? light and easy not good meh ? everyday wanna make miracle meh? i not powderfool enuff leh :P

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  3. walao! use viagra as pain killer?

    i magen use that on operation ppl....
    will ladies doctor will concrentrate on her work?
    muah ha ha ha ha ha

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  4. whatabout ladies? :D

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  5. Hamhamsupsup said...

    whatabout ladies? :D

    3:16 PM

    Then, the ladies find a male dentist and give him viagra instead! OOh...I want.

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  6. Zealless4:50 pm

    LMAO, nice one ... full support

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  8. If ever I need to look for job, I know I will definitely find my true calling in nursing. (Dentistry nurse) lol

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  9. somethiing to hold on? LOL

    *pengsan*... i should tell me family dentist.. shock her sh*t out! ekekk

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  10. Did you know before viagra was invented, the guys had to use a vacuum device which was half vacuum cleaner, half bicycle pump?

    Thank God for advances in the medical field :)

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  11. Do you know Viagra means Tiger in Sanskrit? eat oreadi your lan chiau like tiger. LOL

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  12. if the dentist eat oredi, somemore better. then ah beng can hold on to his kkc. when in pain, his hands starts to shake, then when i's over, everyone happy!

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  13. hahahha now i know why u wan my EMOTICON!!

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