4 March 2006

Best Place to live in Malaysia, Other Than Kuala Lumpur

Since the 30sen fuel price hike everyone has been complaining about the rising cost of living, daily food/perishable goods are the first to leads the way to a new level of inflation. Other will follow soon, this in turn will create alot of uncertainties for folks living in Kuala Lumpur.

Looking at it, I guessed its time to move outta Kuala Lumpur and to search for a place with low cost of living and settle down there. If you share the same thought as me then lemme suggest to you this place call Port Dickson.

If you are a blogger you would prolly know that Port Dickson is the home to all time favourite blogger Ahpek for those of you who still didnt know who is Ahpek then click on the blue text to go to his blog.

Anyway... lets go back to this place call Port Dickson, Port Dickson are well known for its beaches and resorts especially for folks who resides in Kuala Lumpur but little were mentioned about how Port dickson can be an ideal place to spend your life. I list down below all the reasons that made Port Dickson an ideal place to spend the rest of your life in.


1. No Traffic Jam - Use less petrol, fresh air, less chance to get high blood pressure and less visits to the clinic. Lower cost of living and can live longer!


2. Unique Rice Bowl - If you are the official resident of Port dickson you will get this unique rice bowl for free!!! Hows that! good deal anot ??!!!


3. Huge Wet Market with lotsa parking !!! No need to wakeup early early on Sunday just to get a bloody carpark at the wet market!!! ARGHHH!!!


4. Great Sex Life!! - Short dick ? Premature Ejeculation ?? DONT WORRY!!! Sex doctors are everywhere in Port Dickson! They even do house visits!!! They will Fix your short dick and premature ejeculation in minutes!!! No wonder peoples in Port Dickson are so sexually satisfied!!!


5. Romantic Sunsets - Just imagine you will be able to look at that kinda sunset every single day!!! What do you gotta lose ??!!!!



6. Nice Beaches - It would be like living at a resort. Beach are just within walking distance not to mention chicks in bikini. *drools*


7. Low Bungalow Monthly Installments - RM900 a month!!! just freaking RM900 and you can get a bloody french styled bungalow!!!! WTF!!! Pigoen holes in K.L. cost more than that!!! MANA MAU CARI OI!!!!


8. CHEAP BUNGALOW!!! - With RM169,900 you can get yourself a french styled BUNGALOW already !!!! FARK! in K.L. a ciplak condo with no land also cost more than that ok? This is a BUNGALOW you know !!!!! BUNGALOW!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!! cimai KL!!!


9. FREE "In-Restaurant" Entertaiment - If you are a regular in PD, you will notice that in the middle of your breakfast suddenly a guy with a toy gun will strom into the restaurant and start talking to himself. A few minutes later he will start pointing his toy gun at the patrons of the restaurant. If you see this, dont be afraid .... this is all part of the "In-Restaurant" entertaiment provided by the Association of PD Hawkers for your viewing pleasure! (but try not to provoke the "actor" ok?)


10. Cheap Food, cheap breakfast, cheap lunch, cheap dinner!!!! - Wantan mee for RM2.50!!!! Where to find RM2.50 wantan noodle in K.L.??!!!! WHERE!!!!! Now pre-packed ice cold nasi lemak in mamak also cost RM2.50 ledi (i think!)



The Last and BEST reason on WHY PORT DICKSON IS THE BEST ALTERNATIVE TO KUALA LUMPUR is :

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Is because of this Chinese Kopitiam/restaurant. Restoran Sin Chee Huat! Please remember this restaurant very carefully!!

Why you may ask?

This is THE most important landmark in the whole of PORT DICKSON!!! This is where everybody go if the need a helping hand or when they need extra luck, extra girlfriends, extra wife or extra money, this is the place they come to buy their WISHES!!!



YUP! You heard me right! people who residing in and around Port Dickson will come here to buy wishes from the Fairy God Mother who is operating a food stall in this restaurant!

I no bluff you one !!! HONEST!!! Each Wishes are only sold for RM3.00!! Very cheap!!!

you dont belif then you scroll down and see for yourself la!

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SEE ??? The Wishes even comes in two different flavors! Bacon or Ham, only for RM3.00 each!!!

WUAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!



19 comments:

  1. i thought everywhere in Malaysia is the same....anyway =)

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  2. I think you can get wantan mee for RM2.50 in TAR College, Setapak. :p

    But the wishes got sand wan woh, work or not wan lidat?

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  3. The Saphie Wachit thai sexloss therapy fella really power lah. Everywhere oso got branch.

    Saw similar posters in Raub, and Cameron Highlands.

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  4. haha you have done so much of research in pd!

    did the "in restaurant entertainment" happened in sin chee huat as well? quite scary these kinda ppl, there was one who sing (shout) beyond's song in the restaurant near my hse, i nvr go there after tat...

    the sandwishes... bei lei zha dou... -_-"

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  5. the district officer of pd called me just now to say that he wants to see u. he wanna reward u for promoting pd like that. i think he wanna to recommend u for the PMC title lah. so next time your name is wings PMC.
    so when u wanna come and settle down in pd?
    factory rental here oso dirt cheap u know. a semi-d factory oni 800 bucks per month rental!

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  6. Penang is the best! Best! Best! But it doesn't have ahpek. *haih*

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  7. muahaha sandwishes. kekeke

    Port Dickson really cheap place to live at. The other place I can say is Malacca. 1 month rent a house only RM 300, eat everyday can be at RM 2 only for mixed rice, plus 80 cents of water. Then go everywhere can just by riding bicycle. No need car. hahaha Cun or not? kekke

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  8. oi bradder,
    the "sex site ad" appeared again just now when i'm cumming here. yhis is what i get when i tried to find out more,

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    now u admit u a ad whore onot?
    hahahahaha!!!!!!!

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  9. Anonymous10:47 am

    Oi.., you dun bullshit can or not, I also from pd lar, the sin chee huat coffee-shop very dirty and smelly wan. It is just beside the market. Most of the people who frequent that place are 'ah pek and ah so.

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  10. Sand wishes. Lolz. no need the sex doctors, use the sand wishes from fairy godmother enuf liao, cheaper. lolz.

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  11. LOL... next time I'm in PD I will go buy myself some 'wishes'...

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  12. People asked you dun bolehshit can or not ah! ROFLMAO...

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  13. Aiyah, why u write abt PD, that's Ah PEk's territory, mah.
    At least give him face lah.
    Do you know he had marked his territory at every corner of PD but dont know why sin chee huat coffee-shop is his favourite, must be the only place he can bullshit or bolehshit coz he goes there every morning without fail and only there can he really SHIT ok. So coffee aroma there also very nice smell....hmmm Ah Pek likes it!

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  14. Wingz...you mentioned PD got fresh air ah? In case you are not aware, there are 2 oil refineries, 1 carbon-black plant, 2 power stations there. How can the air be fresh ah? Even the sea is polluted with effluent discharged from the power stations.

    Those bangalows going for cheap-cheap price are usually haunted ones. LOL

    What chicks in bikini? Pau tau wan have lah. LOL

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  15. wah.
    why never promote ahpeks "mm gam dim" one ?

    i dont want bacon nor ham sanwishes. i want hamsup sandWISHES!

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  16. you want cheap breakfast, you come to place near my house... i show you what is cheap...

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  17. Eh Wingz, you still can get cheap wantan mee around Setapak area, argubly(misspell?) the cheapest around KL alrdy...

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  18. Dude, in the wake of the petrol hike, do you know the petrol in PD is actually cheaper by 2 cents? It was RM1.60 when the rest of the world was at RM1.62. Not sure abt the new price tho..

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