9 August 2006

Nosebleed Liang Lui!!!! PHEEWEETT!!!!

Today I wanna introduce you to this liang lui, peeple say this is those type of liang lui if Linpeh see liow no need eat viagra also can get erection wan.

Fengshui uncle bruff you 10 yrs - 8 yrs ... me no bruff you wan! you dun belif you see for yourself la! I got photos wan leh!



Nah! this pose let you see abit sample first! You see her longkang deep enuff anot??!!! Deeper than Johnee Deep la!



Then you see her skin! Pak Suet Suet Wart Luet Luet lar!!! I know alot of you hamsap low alredi beh tahan liow ... be patient la ... dun TFK 1st!!! got sommo piktures still!!!





Now lets take a look at her curvy body!!! Wuah this one Cocka say if can get her for 1 nite, life shorter by 10 years also he WANT!!!




I think after looking at her 4th pikture alot of hamsap lou alredi nose bleed ledi ..... maybe Ahpek alredi dial 999 bcoz of excessive bleeding. The younger ones pulak all one hand under the table ledi ....




By now you should had guess it alredi la .. this is a beauty peagent lar! thats why she wear so little clothes just now, normal mah! Now is time for voting ler! Look at her mouth!!! who dunwan vote for her wan!!!! Even young blood like Sengkor also gerenti beh tahan wan!





Then she were announced the Winner of the nite!! From now on her future very secure ledi ... sure after this got lotsa Latuks Latuks, Tansulis Tansulis and Tycons like Aceone will start to kau her wan!!! Lets face the fact la, if she wanna be your girlfrend you want anot ???!!!

BUT WAIT!!! Dont so kancheong first!!! you look at the last pikture 1st lar, then you tell me you want anot ok?


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Ladies and Genitalmen!!! I presents to you :

Miss/Mr. Transvestite Thailand 2005!!! Miss Asia 2004

WUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

Just now who want to TFK wan??!!! who one hand go under the table wan??!!! Now wanna tfk sommo anot?!!! Ok la ok la everybody can TFK safely now!!!

WUAHAHAHA!!!


UPDATE : got tips from Dannyboi saying this girl is not Ahkua!!!!
  1. Hangzhou girl crowned Miss Asia 2004
  2. BEAUTIFUL GIRLS GALLERY
  3. Hangzhou Girl Takes 2004 Miss Asia Crown


Diu lor! looks like the the last luff is on me sial!!!

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44 comments:

  1. Wuahahaha..AhKua ka? Soli la, Gua septic tank tarak main wan.!! LOL

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  2. How do you know those r ahkuas?

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  3. Bwuahahaha....char tou hampalang namyan.

    Bryan - Wingz sure know lah, he suka main berukmauturun mya, this one his regular girlpren.

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  4. wei dun say to him like that mah kesian at him.... kena torture woh
    dun worry wingz i sapot you...

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  5. Itu KKC sudah kasi buang lar! Like Jessie liddat!

    Still got lobang wat! Kakakakakaka!!!!

    I saw before one belum buang one-wah sei top fuyoh...but bawah...buekkkkkk!!!!

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  6. omg! she's so cute! ah kua i also dun mind o..so leng lui!!!! Then i can fulfilled my lesbian dream without really being a lesbian.

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  7. OMG! why u no warn first, i oledi cum now what to do?! *hide in shame*

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  8. no wonder u go taicock... :P

    ehhh...latuk...orkanise d trip ya as now udara asia got plomotion udaratiket ler...konfirm haw many ppl go then we all booked... :)
    add me in msn ler...i duno ur acc...in my profile got...

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  9. nigerloh8:45 am

    Bloody good twist in the end

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  10. Cipet ah..Talk like all really lenglui..last-last only say Ah Kua wo..But the body really nose bleed lo...

    Tycon AceOne going to chase after them..Haha..(Ace: Wingz said so..Not me)

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  11. kakaroct9:15 am

    What the... nowonder the 1 beside the winner in 2nd & 3rd last pic looks like guy la... kena fool liao...

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  12. A lot of people kanasai liao after the initial shiok shiok.

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  13. - L e O -9:46 am

    _|_ Sei wingz! Zha dou ar!

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  14. - L e O -9:47 am

    _|_ ARGH!!! U got me there! wahahhahahaha

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  15. wahlao... i'm reading from opis and have to read 'carefully' no lah.. my another hand holding PDA lehh.. (to cover ma) another hand scrolling the mouse.... mana boleh go under table.. haha

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  16. ooops. for a sec, I was fooled.
    though me not pretty as her... no longkang...not so nice body.. at least i m OLIGINAL
    :P

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  17. lilian, i no jar tou. that one book for blow job, damn ngam neh..

    woi bradder, you really kena spam so bad meh? sampai you must moderate comments now.

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  18. Ah kua can also wat. Belakang mali la ala brokeback mountain.

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  19. hahaha. When i started to read this post, i oredy can smell something dy bout wingz's style.

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  20. wah...ahkua also so beautiful...better not go drinking in Thailand....never know what we end up with. But, can anyone tell the difference if you were to meet one in the bar....sober and not drunk. Dang!!!

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  21. moo_t2:31 pm

    wah.... so chun.. Girl also cannot compete with them.

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  22. aceone: you know how he know those are ah kuas ar? he try liao ... wakakaka

    tiu my internet connection like cipet, all pic cannot view ...

    niama potong stim wan la ...

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  23. ROFL! i wonder who hit their hands beneath the desk. Hwhahhahahaha..

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  24. Muahahaha I think those guys that TUNG L just now...the L now pengsan edi la..Mebbe can ask the ah Kua to give CPR!

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  25. omg... potong stim.... *pukes*

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  26. Bwahahaha I knew it! =X

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  27. Wakakaka... know ur style oledi, sure got something in the end... luckily tiuday I so tired n no mood to TFK. wakakakaka.

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  28. luckily i decided to finish reading it first XD

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  29. m'sia got so cun wan or not?

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  30. ahhh u big fat liar la ... those are not ah kua la, how can they be ah kua, they are perfect chicks la ...

    hahahah

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  31. wtf is wrong with the world man!! ah kua more pretty than real girls!!! swtz...-.-"

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  32. Danny Boi9:54 pm

    Ahem. you can TFK to those pics without shame. Those are REAL women.

    Wingz got those pictures from this message board:

    http://www.mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?s=94635b7d18890066fb07b300006f0081&t=139220&page=3

    ...But he didn't read the last page, where it is revealed that the first posted was bullshitting, and the pics that posted are of REAL women from the 2004 Miss Asia pageant:

    http://www.mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?s=94635b7d18890066fb07b300006f0081&t=139220&page=3

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  33. Dannyboi9:54 pm

    Here... check out this link... she is a 100% real woman:

    http://www.china.org.cn/english/NM-e/110252.htm

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  34. R u sure they are ahkua????

    I don't believe it!!!! Please clarify, can u????

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  35. Dannyboi : i dint get the pics from that forum la i got it from a forwarded email ler ... mana tau i kena tipu this time HAHAHAHA!!!

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  36. Wingz kena pwned kau kau this time. Wuahahha...

    Forwarded mail where can believe wan?

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  37. bryan : hahaha yala kena pwned sial! mahai nevermind lar ... u think rojaks daily is screenshots meh? rojaks here tarak facts wan lehhh all fictions oni lol! altho i must admit .. i really thot that girl is an ahkua! lol!!! KENA BALIK!!!! diu!!

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  38. not ah kua la... pretty sure is hang zhou punya beauty pagent competition. u see also can tell d, those are china ladies right... if thai punya damn rough 1 la. Wingz i tot u damn geng but how come ur eye sight cannot judge one... aiyo...

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  39. sei lor... if the gal read ur blog sure cry father cry mother (kao peh kao boh) to u... aiyahh... pretty gal just can see cannot touch, unless u got money u can touch. hantam me if i'm wrong.

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  40. That's why lor....our kind minister already said mah....LOL, never tell lies...check your facts...LOL....you just caused many men to stand up, sit down and now, dunno to stand or sit next time....Bloggers Beware....Stop Lies...LOL

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  41. Now people kena kanasai twice oredi. First kanasai for believing they are woman, Second kanasai for believing wingz that they are transvestites. Si beh kanasai la!

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  42. HAHAHAH! Wrong lepoting here ! Lin Peh wan go lepot sama itu polis liao ! LOL!

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  43. walau eh.....lucky you that i read after you edit liao..almost choke on my popiah...

    if not ah..you better becare! i will make you an ahkua eh...and i will do it manual way ah..no see doctor and take pill 1 ok! haaha.

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