Ok... before that.. fact is..
i am exactly 112.9874736859 kg.. ok .. not 9Xx.xXx - i give credits to wing who thinks i am lighter..
The f*cking haze is back.. so not that i am not concern or somewhat but please buy a the penguin ionizer from us
I in dilemma now..cos hor.. i stardee until standard 3 nia.. standard 4 onwards hor..i mengemis underneath penang bridge liao geh... then of all person hor...wingz chap me back and ask me work for him geh.. so work work har... gaji little but work like cinderella... damn kesian.. bonus also gip 1/8 bulan oni wo.. tns.... reason he gave: cos 1 = must and 8 = luck ...... so Achelli i wanna quit my job geh.. but...no one else wanna employ me woh... so no choice ler.. i am telling this cos wingz cannot simply fire me mar.. if not i will labour law him woh...
Ok.. i tell u sumthing lar.. for some reason, my boss wingz like to spend time in pharmacy geh... sometimes he even so pin tai go stalk all the piao mei with short skirt and take pichure also.. u think he so damn good ar.. abor you think he go shooting range for fun ar? he achelli wanna practise mata only geh..
So that day hor.... he saw this damn super chick working at this pharmacy la (name and location of pharmacy not mentioned just incase), so wing... stim dy geh.. beh tahan dy.. so he approach her asking for condom la.. (to want her to think he is good and practise safe sex geh)
Wingz: Wei piao mei... i wan buy condom ler.. *make shy face*
Staff: neh choose yourself lerrrr *points to the variety
Wingz: but but but...... i dont know wo... my size so big.. u sure this sizes all can fit or not..
Staff: *bit malu and blushing dy* harrrrrrrrrrr....
Wingz: like this ler... you put your hand it and testing 1st ler.. then u suggest the size for me ok?
Staff: ok la..
*wingz face light up with delight.. and make high high dei mia face*
**staff put her hand in and mor mor abit**
***she then quickly took her hand out***
Wingz: keng lehh... keng lehh... how ah piao mei.. i damn big hor.. ???
Staff: hmmpph... i know what to recommend you dy....
*packs a few 'special packaging' looking condoms in a plastic back and tut tut the cash machine'
My boss say if i tell what happen.... i will kena fired woh...f*ck larr..
^according to labour law, if boss instruct liao... then if still do means integrity issue woh.. so... have to obey woh... knn^
tiu...... this linpeh also another one la... i asking for bek up here he dunno go where.. then he jadi batu api summore say i fat woh..... that day in the office there i mopping floor he suddenly come step step with his dirty shoe.. then purposely spit inside boss mia drink wo..
My boss also never say anything..... i think he black magik my boss ... i think he gip wingz kkj kuk fan (normally known as nasi himpit cipap...but.. linpeh got nasi himpit kkj only).. no wonder my boss no scold him ler.. sales he do also like sh*t..
ish.. if you all wan to know the ending of the scene in the pharmacy only if one thing happen... the comment for this post hit over 100... power of the community mar.. no bek up...i will kena tiao.. got bek up.. my boss has to bend over.. ngkkakakaka