Ahbeng is from China, the few leftover country still being ruled by the communist, Ahbeng have a penpal in Washington DC, Amadika. His name is John, they have been corresponding with each other for over 20 years now.
One day Ahbeng saved enuff money to go visit Amadika, so he erly erly alredi write letter to John telling him he wanna kam to Amadika and ask whether he can bring him go sight seing anot. John is a proud yankee and this seems to be a good oppurtunity for him to show off to the ulu Ahbeng what real democracy is.
Ahbeng finally arrived in Washington and John picked him up from the airport. Then this conversation took place :
John : Hey Ahbeng, before he head back to my place do you have anywhere you wanna goto for some sight seing?
Ahbeng : Oh yea since you mentioned it .... I would like to go to the White house.
John : oh ... sorry, white house is closed for visitors at this hour, they wont allow you to go in there ....
Ahbeng : its ok, i just wanna take a look from outside also happy ledi
John : In that case no problem la
So John drove to Ahbeng to the White House, 2 of them found a bench to sit on while admiring the White house from outside of the fence. Then John said :
John : You know Ahbeng ... the White House is the symbol of democracy and of human rights
Ahbeng : I know what is democracy ... but what is human rights ar ?
John : human rights is something that we american have and you chinaman dont have.
Ahbeng : I still dun understand ler ... can explain abit deeper anot?
John : ok ok lemme explains ..... as an American we can curse and scold our president and still nothing will happen to us, thats human rights!
Ahbeng : I see! I also got human rights lar lidat!
John : No you dont!
Ahbeng : Yes I do! I can do that same thing and nothing will happen to me also ....
Ahbeng then stands up and walks towards the entrance to The White House ... the he shout loud loud "GEORGE BUSH YOU IDIOT CIBAI KIA GO DIE LA!!!" and he walks back to John
Ahbeng : See? nothing happened to me also leh! we chinaman also got human rights mah!!