The Tax Collector

One day Ahpek the Tax collector kam to KL, hes very excited bout his 1st LRT ride. Unfortunately for him as he stands too near to the rails someone actually pushed him and he fell down into the rail.



Lotsa ader passengers saw that and they offer him a hand, "GIMME YOUIR HAND!!!" says the crowd, strangely Ahpek refused to grab their hands to safety. Crowds began around and everyone was curious why Ahpek will not grab their hand to safety.

Sardenlee, outta no where Eggy pushed thru the kehpohchees surrounding the place. Eggy asked Ahpek.
Eggy : What do you work as?
Ahpek: Inkam tax collector from LHDN (Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri)
Eggy : Eh lidis harr!! faster "TAKE MY HAND" anoder train kambing ledi!
*Ahpekfast fast grabbed Eggy's hand and was hauled to safety.*

Those kehpohchees were amazed and a few of them step forward to congratulates Eggy and asked him.

Kehpohchees : How you made him to take your hand ? we all been trying for so many times but he refused to budge. You terror la!!!
Eggy: DIUUU !!! you all memang SOHAIS!! he working in Inkam Tax Dept. You dont ask Inkam Tax peeples to GIVE you anything wan la!!! You must ask him to TAKE! you peeples ask him to give u his hand he mana want ??? u ask him to take your hand laaa!!!