Free Stuffs That Comes With Your Purchase

I was luffED at by my ex skoolmate today (Sunday) when we went to the mamak for a drink. Why you ask ? Bcoz I they asked me to go out with them tomlo (Monday) and I told them I cant I got to go work. They luffED! I seriously do not know that tomlo is a replacement holiday for the birthday of Selangor Sultan, I m a bloody workaholick and thats bout it.

Anyway with that aside, one of my ex skoolmate Yik Mun, I havent seen him for a good 12 years alredi since we got outta secondary skool. He is now a boss of a supermarket in Puchong, we are so proud of him. He told us a joke today, we were obviously shocked knowing him the quiet kind but i guessed everyone changes, the only question would be for better or worst, and heres the joke :

YikMun : You know, when u r running a supermarket you would meet lotsa funny peepls everyday, I mean funny customers.
Me : How is that ? Tell us more.
YikMun : Just the other day, got this uncle screaming at my cashier and caused lotsa comotions around the cashier area, I saw the crowds from my cctv monitor and I go over to take a look. I managed to disperse the crowds and then i invite that uncle and the cashier to come into my office to see what is going on.

Cashier : Sir, this man purchase one botol of Red Eagle brand cooking oil 2 hours ago then he kambek 20 minits ago asking me to give him his free gift that comes with the knife cooking oil.
YikMun : Cashier does the Red Eagle cooking oil he purchased comes with any free promotional gift ?
Cashier : No sir.
*YikMun then turn to the angry uncle for his version of the story*
YikMun : Uncle what happened ?
Uncle : I buy this Red Eagle cooking oil from your shop then i got scold by my wife when I got home. She told me that i has been conned by your shop, she asked to go back to your shop and get the free gift or I would be sleeping on the couch again.
YikMun : But uncle the Red Eagle cooking oil you purchase do not comes with any free gift la
Uncle : You taukeh also wanna bluff me ka??? I got prove ok! its written there big big got FREE gift!
YikMun : Uncle can you show me where got write big big free gift ?
Uncle : HERE!!!! *pointing at the bottle of Red Eagle cooking oil*
YikMun moves closer for a better view and he burst into histerical luffters right after that. Can you guess what he saw ??
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.it says "CHOLESTEROL FREE"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!