12 December 2005

Free Stuffs That Comes With Your Purchase

I was luffED at by my ex skoolmate today (Sunday) when we went to the mamak for a drink. Why you ask ? Bcoz I they asked me to go out with them tomlo (Monday) and I told them I cant I got to go work. They luffED! I seriously do not know that tomlo is a replacement holiday for the birthday of Selangor Sultan, I m a bloody workaholick and thats bout it.

Anyway with that aside, one of my ex skoolmate Yik Mun, I havent seen him for a good 12 years alredi since we got outta secondary skool. He is now a boss of a supermarket in Puchong, we are so proud of him. He told us a joke today, we were obviously shocked knowing him the quiet kind but i guessed everyone changes, the only question would be for better or worst, and heres the joke :

YikMun : You know, when u r running a supermarket you would meet lotsa funny peepls everyday, I mean funny customers.
Me : How is that ? Tell us more.
YikMun : Just the other day, got this uncle screaming at my cashier and caused lotsa comotions around the cashier area, I saw the crowds from my cctv monitor and I go over to take a look. I managed to disperse the crowds and then i invite that uncle and the cashier to come into my office to see what is going on.

Cashier : Sir, this man purchase one botol of Red Eagle brand cooking oil 2 hours ago then he kambek 20 minits ago asking me to give him his free gift that comes with the knife cooking oil.
YikMun : Cashier does the Red Eagle cooking oil he purchased comes with any free promotional gift ?
Cashier : No sir.
*YikMun then turn to the angry uncle for his version of the story*
YikMun : Uncle what happened ?
Uncle : I buy this Red Eagle cooking oil from your shop then i got scold by my wife when I got home. She told me that i has been conned by your shop, she asked to go back to your shop and get the free gift or I would be sleeping on the couch again.
YikMun : But uncle the Red Eagle cooking oil you purchase do not comes with any free gift la
Uncle : You taukeh also wanna bluff me ka??? I got prove ok! its written there big big got FREE gift!
YikMun : Uncle can you show me where got write big big free gift ?
Uncle : HERE!!!! *pointing at the bottle of Red Eagle cooking oil*
YikMun moves closer for a better view and he burst into histerical luffters right after that. Can you guess what he saw ??
. [scroll down for answer ler]
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.it says "CHOLESTEROL FREE"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

13 comments:

  1. LOL~! When I was kid I always make this kind of illusion also :P Dont know english mah...

    ReplyDelete
  2. tell your friend, if that uncle wants, i can give him mine. he can have all of mine. i got lots of it.

    ReplyDelete
  3. well luckily he did not buy cap buruh brand!
    if not he think comes with free 1 preety cashier..
    LOL

    ReplyDelete
  4. blur fish some ppl are!

    ReplyDelete
  5. wakakkakakkaka...macam mau pangsai ooo i laughed

    ReplyDelete
  6. wah...cold..who got extra jacket lend me pls~

    ReplyDelete
  7. I am diggin' this blog here! LOL!!

    ReplyDelete
  8. sicko : haha tell me bout it ... i thot toxic is a toy when my waterkaler says toxic free lol

    ahpek : i got alot too!!

    pisang : hahaha if got free cahsier i also wanna buy

    kachuaz : yea i think so too... it might help if ya stop feeling sorry for yourself :)

    joeC : not everyone have good know proper english mah

    applepie : hahaha better get the tisu paper ready ler lol

    l_b : wuah i m so touched !! :P

    ReplyDelete
  9. LOl... Waaa, I rugi if like that lar!! My face toner said "Alcohol Free". Must go back to the counter and claim my XO!!

    ReplyDelete
  10. aiyah, don't blame uncle lah, no go to school wan mah, just give him the free cholestrol lah! hahaha! LOL! :)

    ReplyDelete
  11. when i was a kid, i bought "sugar free" Clorex. Then i tot they murah hati gave extra sugar in it... sweat... haha. This is so funny man.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Hi #NAME#. Just found your site via barnes and noble. Although I was looking for barnes and noble I was glad i came upon your site. Thanks for the read!

    ReplyDelete

Comments moderation ENableD.