5 July 2006
After a few days of blogging about some social related stuffs i think i better switch back to to my crappy jokes n junks posts if not it will be difficult to get back the rhythm later and I will lost touch with my lame and crappy self. That is not something I look forward to .... -_-""
Ahpek stumbled upon an old brass lamp while he was walking home from his regular yum seng session, he picked it up and rub onnit abit then this Genie came out and grant him 3 wishes for freeing him.
Ahpek, still high from all the drinking .... thought for a while, he then said to the Genie :
Ahpek : Ah! I know what i want liow! I want a bottle of Guiness Stout that will not run dry!
Genie : Your wish is my command *poof*
A bottle of Guiness appeared in front of Ahpek, Ahpek gets hold of it and drinks it down. The bottle magically refills itself again when Ahpek hold it upright excited Ahpek gushed the Guiness all down again and it refills itself everytime Ahpek put the bottle upright. Needless to say Ahpek is now pissed drunk ledi la ...
This went on for 15 minutes or so and finally the Genie ask out to Ahpek :
Genie : And what are your other 2 wishes?
Ahpek : Errm ... *Hic* ... I derno ler ....
Genie : Please be hurry, I got a couple of hundred years of catching up to do.
Ahpek : ok la! ok la! dont lansi la! Just gimme 2 more of this bottle la!
Posted by Wingz at 1:54 am