I blogged about Rojaks Alert! - Notebook Thieves Geng at Large! yesterday and lotsa peeple expressed their concerned for the safety of their belongings.
These days nothing seems to be safe anymore, we got lotsa snatch thieves, robberies, kidnappings, bullying etc. happening right before our eyes on a daily basis.
So what can we do to ensure we gotta keep what is rightfully ours and nobody gonna run away with our properties.
Thank god for Rojaks Daily now you dont hafta worry anymore! We at Rojaks Daily invested heavily into Research and Developement and our objective is simple, we wanna come out with a storage device that would help you keep what is rightfully yours and not let others grab it from you.
It started out as a simple idea only, we would like to combine the lethal power of a stun gun and the agility of a briefcase, like this :
Then, we throw in a remote control device so that we can trigger/activates the stungun from within the briefcase.
These are the Features of our China Made theft Proof Briefcase :
This is a super secure suitcase with various functions, such as special anti-theft & SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ anti-robbery features. High voltage shock can be emitted thru-out the surface of this super briefcase to disable any farkers trying to run away with it.
Loss proof is a unique special function of this super briefcase. The suitcase can actually detects how far you are from your suitcase, Once the distance between you and the suitcase exceed 3-15m, alarm will activates automatically to alert you of your "walking briefcase" or maybe you are just too stupid to remember where you place your briefcase. Kinda like the alarm to your car also la.
Anti Robbery SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ features :
When activated via the Remote control both alarm and high voltage stun will activates simultanouesly the surface of the briefcase will now emits high-voltage pulse electric shock that will SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ the farker whois stealing your briefcase. The alarm sound level exceeds 85db and electric shock voltage exceeds 30 kV.
If you are threatened by the robbers, for your safety pulez pretend to give up your super briefcase and let the farkers run away with it, once the farker start running you shall start looking for that remote control, the remote control effective range is more than 50m. So when you are sure the farker is too far to harm you (but not further than 50m) la then u activates your Anti Robbery feature and SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ that farker la! ....
We at Rojaks Daily belif, with this briefcase nobody can rob 9 you of your stuffs anymore or they will ended up looking like this!
Fengshui master bruff you 8yrs-10yrs, Wingz no bruff you wan! Below is a demo video of one of our prototype Super SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ briefcase in action showing how electricity is being emitted from the surfaces of the briefcase to a grounded metal rod.
(The video is abit sucky tho ... so u kena watch carefully to see the sparks flying from the surface of the briefcase to the grounded metal rod.)
- Got see anot??!!!
- Shiok anot???!!!
- Wanna SOT-9-SEi-LEi™ those farkers who loves to rob and steals from you anot?
- You wanna see how those farkers fry anot?
Call the number on your screen now and we will throw in an extra heavy duty battery that will last for 365 days on a single charge absolutely FREE!!
What you waiting for? CALL US NOW!
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With Super briefcase from Rojaks Daily
You can tell those farkers "Mana mau lari?"
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